GET WOOD comedy

Earthquake my Eclipse

April 09, 2024 19:19 - 34 minutes - 32.2 MB

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today; Scariest Quake ever RIP DMX Create n Feel Great Quiet on Set an more for your cute earholes xox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Subway Bunny

April 02, 2024 18:51 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MB

NYC trains are no joke, but they are filled with characters...I fought one this week...plus "PUNCHED!" the tale of white girls and their phones, silliness and of course fun for the whole FRAM ly. Enjoy and lemme know what ya think Loves xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

What a PIDDY

March 26, 2024 18:54 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MB

Bonjour, my loves today's show is fun filled with topics: Generation Anxious Angry at Gratitude Puff-Puff-"ASS" and more to giggle at xox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman

March 19, 2024 18:48 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB

I'm wearing ALL my clothes like my ancestors did, the dance, roller challenge-a 5-6-7-8! 40 seconds to tie up skates, and some rants about social diseases. #funnypodcast #funnylady #funnystories #southwest #nyc --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Southwest Adventures & a big ole D

March 12, 2024 18:55 - 33 minutes - 31.3 MB

hey lovers, i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure! tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment and lotsa other goodies to make ya giggles thanks for all your loves and support xoxox jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Wanna Make Out

February 27, 2024 19:55 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!! From un creative dick pics talk of a measles epidemic and comparing frozen scientists to art this episode has it all, babies --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Social Media Wont Save You & other fun facts

February 20, 2024 20:01 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MB

I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE? See ya next week TUESDAY @getwood IG 2pm eastern xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Love, Heroin

February 14, 2024 20:03 - 35 minutes - 33.1 MB

Bonjour, muthafuckas a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen. I'd love it if you shared the show thanks xoxo Jess and happy v.d. from Mama El --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Show Up & Glow Up

February 06, 2024 19:57 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

hey lovers, today's show was all loves... caretaking ourselves vs others rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot salacious subway stories and more ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Delivering W$$d on my Roller Skates

January 30, 2024 19:54 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MB

it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Stanley Cups got nothin on me

January 23, 2024 20:24 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MB

making tragedy funny is kinda my thing so I talk n talk n sometimes sing gen x references made in a sec spit takes happen you wont expect so share the show with your pals witches warlocks guys and gals everyone loves to laugh right I'd rather giggle than have a fight sending love to everyone of y'all an wherever you're at hope it's a ball xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Virtual Insanity and the 90s

January 16, 2024 20:20 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Hoespin, Baby!

January 09, 2024 20:10 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MB

hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today: Golden Globe Jokes Russian Mob Dryer Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !! listen laugh share xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Babesy New Year

January 02, 2024 19:58 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MB

Merry New Year, loves ! Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun.... NYE SUBWAY BUNNY NYE Accomplishments NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks a few birthday stories and lotsa fun xo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Wood Witch from Woolwich

December 26, 2023 20:29 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Do It Scared

December 19, 2023 19:52 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MB

and do it anyway, my loves! I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you. xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Microdose This Show

November 28, 2023 20:59 - 35 minutes - 33.1 MB

Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

My Mama Hates Thanksgiving

November 21, 2023 20:16 - 39 minutes - 36 MB

it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings: Server vs Waitress Taylor Swift's Plug I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more ! Share with your pals xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Voice Like Honey

November 14, 2023 19:56 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB

that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we think....plus some songs and silliness to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess #funny #deep #comedianlady #authentic --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Count the References

November 07, 2023 20:03 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB

Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies to tickle your fancy. Thanks as always for listening and sharing with your friends loves ya xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Halloween Nights and HalloWOOD Frights

October 31, 2023 19:27 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB

Hey all you groovy GOULS, this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur) xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Spooky TaTa Season

October 24, 2023 19:03 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just sit back, relax and have some laughs. I am so happy you're here. xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Shout and Knock on my Door

October 17, 2023 18:58 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB

Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing. Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. Deep. Wildin Out. Get Wood with your pal Jess. That's me. Have a good week...sending love to all in need xoxo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Sexy Swifty & the Vage Plas

October 06, 2023 22:06 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

whatta show whatta week whatta way to title the podcast have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ? how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ? I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex as always, lemme know whatchu think ... and what your costumes are xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Flooding in South Mouth

September 30, 2023 00:58 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

hello lovers, how many rain songs can ya think of how lucky i am to be able to see y'all how many inches get you excited how much television can i review find out right here on your favorite podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Brooklyn, Baby

September 28, 2023 18:11 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

ALL Brooklyn ALL the time ! Subway rides, Doctors, anyone who's anyone knows that Brooklyn's the BEST, baby!! An ode to the best borough --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Strike This

September 18, 2023 00:59 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

and other stoiries...Elders on the Subway, Perspective Changes, Apparently I'm now in PR...and lotsa characters in between --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Breaking Bad Barbie

September 09, 2023 00:49 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

whatta fun night hanging out with my listeners thanks for coming to the LIVE SHOW on IG Friday at 8pm eastern !! I loved chatting about trusting ourselves, crushing and how we deal with those feels, labor day festivities, a couple movie reviews and more ! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Come On Down!

August 29, 2023 18:55 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

hey lovers, whatta dedlight you all are...thanks for hangin out with me. I'm telling Price is Right stories, 50 years of hip hop inserted into my dialogue, chatting about practicing positive p.o.v's and a lil time with the elders really does put stuff into perspective. enjoy and share with your pals xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Subway Stories & Prison Algorithm

August 22, 2023 19:09 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MB

I'd LOVE to hear what yours are! I'm so riled up this episode I can barely contain myself...also? There was an ALIEN on the C train. Okay. Listen. Laugh. Lemme know what kinds of stories you have xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Glimmer with Get Wood

August 15, 2023 18:52 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

hey lovers, thanks for the hang out. this week was a gas speaking about wellness practices, supporting other female artists, and getting comfy with carrying on traits from our elders...plus much more silliness especially around the sweaty brow my face gleans. enjoy. share with your pals. check out my linktree in my bio on IG xoxox jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Naked Passport Pic

August 08, 2023 19:37 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today! I chatted about 8/8 lions gate, montgmery brawl holiday, russian dentists, mama el and more Thanks for sharing Linktree in my IG bio for upcoming shows and Venmo$ xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Ms Jessie Pee Wee & a 'burque Alien

August 01, 2023 18:48 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

hey lovers, on today's show I'm talkin' how peewee influenced our generation, when an alien wanted to help me n my homegirl in albuquerque and a few other fun stories from the week. go to my linktree for more wood --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Like a Dealer From 1987

July 25, 2023 19:01 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB

I'm talking about myself again....it's short but sweet...lotsa coughing but also a celebration of Cayce * Power Ear Wash and the Wax baby *REVIEW of Wham! @getwood IG LIVE every Tuesday xoxox Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Always Give Snacks

July 25, 2023 18:58 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

One of the best mottos when riding the subway in NYC and are faced with someone unhoused or hungry. Are you jaded? Comparing and Dispairing with apartments is real....ya know what else is real right now? The SYPHILIS TSUNAMI raging throughout our nation.. .Let's keep talking xoxo loves ya, Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

The Cocaine Was Ours

July 12, 2023 00:52 - 35 minutes - 33 MB

hey lovers, I'm pretty sure one of us left a bindle at security...the 7/11 free slurpie day is a scam...get well soon Madonna. Also I really recommend watching Based on a True Story and Hack Our Home for some TV stuffs. Plus there's always a bonus story sqeezed in for you xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Grimace is Deadly

July 04, 2023 19:05 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB

Hey Lovers, what a fun show! Thanks for all your topics... this week I'm chatting about: Curbing Social Anxiety* The B Word* Orchas need a Patreon and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Happy 300th Episode, Lovers

June 27, 2023 19:05 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

I'm taking y'all to 'pound town' today on this sexy 300th ep Shouts to all the ladies of hip hop pushing pu$$y power! Cocaine is trending, but are test strips? Live show I hosted Stories by the Seashore in Coney Island was FIN-tastic...plus a few other silly thoughts from the week. Thanks for listening & Sharing xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

D*ck Amnesia

June 21, 2023 19:03 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

It's real, but doesn't affect me! Fun show today chatting about zen book does not always equal zen lady, trapped under the sea, smokin subway rides, no no no ozempic and more --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Dead as a Texas Fish

June 13, 2023 22:17 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

hey lovers, wow. didn't know if I'd make it today-gotta major case of the blues/anxiety and it was like pulling teeth getting myself motivated. thanks for always helping me feel better by showing up! xoxo jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Androgynous Storytelling

June 06, 2023 19:12 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

hey lovers, today's show was a mashup of mine and your topics! #pageboy and #elliotpage, #pride is always, vulnerable feelings are tough but we act tougher, losing loved ones and some other goodies-plus ? I review Ted Lasso. xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

MER-tastic

May 30, 2023 19:16 - 40 minutes - 37.7 MB

Shello! What a fun show today...you TURTLY must listen. RIP Tina - a couragous queen-ager...MERPEOPLE is a MUST WERTCH! Let's not get too sad when things end, but it's okurrrr to feel these dam feelings. That's one hundred. Down with shame and UP with JUDY BLUME! and there's more. loves you xox jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Union Strong & Punk Rock Songs

May 23, 2023 19:09 - 33 minutes - 31 MB

hey lovers it's your pal Jess. A real fun show today chatting about #wgastrong #sagstrong and the play ending ... plus I am recommending a couple fun things to watch ... but watch where you're walking on the subway cuz nastyness lurks, bbs ... but so does great adventure ! xoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Martha Stewarts Tittie$

May 16, 2023 19:07 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MB

hey lovers, great show today thanks for hanging out with me! Mama El and her amazing and hilarious support=Break 'Alex', it's the LAST WEEK TO SEE the play I'm doing; The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri Wed-Sat ONLY!!! Fans=Frands, WGA SAG AFTRA Union Strong! Believe the Validation and more! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS xoxoxoxox Thanks, Jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Can You Dig It

May 02, 2023 19:11 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MB

What a show! What a week! What a planetary mash up! I'm chatting about Regan and The Warriors movie...Fire at the Apartment + Bubble Girls... NYC Rat Czar is a substitute teacher-f*ck those tourists and The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri opens 5/3 #livecomedy #livetheater #thewarriors #coneyisland #haha --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

This is Howie Dewitt

April 25, 2023 19:02 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

I hope you were lucky enough to see that meme this week, but if not no worries cuz I'm bringing it to life on the show! Also got some fun subway stories and wondering if yall knew who the "bad kids" were in school from the t-shirts they wore....I miss Eminem songs and the jokes of George Carlin=TRUTH TELLERS Authentic...? What does it mean to you? and I review that hot ass Marie Antoinette show. It's always a great time on Get Wood loves ya xoxoxo Jess --- Send in a voice message: https...

Cultural Sexuality

April 18, 2023 19:07 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB

What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that we never want to blame any of the parents that leave their children alone with men (and women) who are predators...what's YOUR thought on that? Russian doctors bruise me with their needles....and MORE! #sexuality #rkelly #culturaldifferences --- Send in a voice message: https://po...

At Home Abortion Kit

April 11, 2023 19:13 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MB

hey lovers, whatta week of wildness and WAP! this show is chock full o-funky nuts wrapped in the dahli lama's tongue...ewwwwwww a crazy couple of subway stories and mosh pit slam dancing how-to-videos for the actors who didn't grow up punk --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

France Fines Filter Faces

April 04, 2023 19:35 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more! subscribe & share venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 cashapp 4getjesswood thanks see ya next tuesday xoxo jess --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

Strangers Wanna Party with Me

March 28, 2023 19:34 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 loves ya --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jessica-wood61/message

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