96. The Meg

Jason Statham fights a prehistoric shark. If you require more information about this week's movie your expectations are already far too high. This week the review is about a movie where a shark cage is used to administer a poison dart, no we're not doing Jaws. It's a movie where a shark tracker is fashioned to the shark so that it makes noise whenever it's close, and a small boy argues with his mother that he can go swimming in the soon to be shark infested water. No, we're seriously not doing Jaws. The shark in this movie is so powerful that is pulls the boat that our heroes are aboard, ending with the protagonist using a one liner about the shark's mouth before he kills it, ok fine, we're doing Chinese Jaws. THE MEG. Get beneath the thermocline this week so you can Get to the Podcast.