84. The Faculty

American high school X has been taken over by aliens. There is a minor car accident out front which leads to two young girls brawling on the hood of a car. Elijah Wood has the audacity to show up to his first day of school without talking to anyone and gets elbowed in the mouth and then has his groin rammed into a flag poll by 6 other students. A young couple is engaged in an actual physical dispute...I...I'm sorry, this is before the aliens invade. Allow GTTP to check our notes, aliens have invaded, the football team is defeating their rival, the at odds couple is making plans to be married, and everyone else has the confidence they always wish they had to be the best version of themselves...I hope this...ends? Get to the Podcast and listen to two guys figure out why this alien isn't the savior of these kids...