Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

S5E78 - RIP OJ

S5E75 - WE KNOW WHAT A JELLYBEAN IS (FREE PART)

  Urban decay is everywhere, you keep sending us the same videos, young people need to man up, and some people still don't know what a number two looks like.

S5E72 - MR GOOD LUCK (FREE PART)

  After making fun of a guy who got raped, we listen to Ryan get pretty much everything wrong including: black people just stopped wearing glasses, a movie he hasn't seen is probably good, Shanin Blake is living her best life, Mr Good Luck is real, and Pilipinos aren't funny.

S5E69 - RETARD MAPS (FREE PART)

  There's something very suspicious about this "Assume That I Can" video going around. Are predators using Special Needs as a stepping stone to preying on kids? Also, Nicki Minaj wrecks songs, j-Lo is not from the block, The Gentlemen looks good, and did Star Wars' Leslye Headland get turned out by Harvey Weinstein?

S5E66 - WE CARE A LOT (FREE PART)

  After lamenting the lack of interest most people seem to have in their day-to-day, we tackle so much breaking news, there's no time for the God Wheel. Vybz Kartel is innocent, Don Lemon scolds Don Lemon, Nex Benedict offed itself, Gamergate 2.0 is here, YesJulz is fired, and a Puerto Rican shot a black dude on the subway.

S5E63 - MALICIOUS COMMUNICATION (Free Part)

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

S5E60 - FAREWELL JON STEWART (FREE PART)

  God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.

S5E57 - CORN STARCH AND BLASPHEMY (FREE PART)

The God Wheel controls today's double episode and apparently the big guy wants us to discuss strange black habits and gays behaving badly.

S5E55 - MINI EPISODES (FREE PART)

In order to show the freeloaders what we do here, Gavin crammed a normal episode into the first half. Then we did another one behind the wall. The God Wheel chose: Feminism, the War on Kids, the Competence Crisis, and LGBTQ.  

S5E52 - PUTIN > BIDEN (FREE PART)

While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O’Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.

S5E49 - MAKING JURIES GASP (FREE)

In this hodgepodge of an episode, we traipse through a variety of subjects including the Michigan shooter's mom, Wendy Williams' Adderall, Zoomer's tips, and AOC's cockamamie theories about Bronx thugs.

S5E46 - YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY (FREE PART)

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan’s cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part)

  Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

S5E39 - THE LAST EPISODE (FREE)

  Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for all your support and God Bless.

5E36 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (FREE PART)

  Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

S5E29 - ETHNITICITY (Free Part)

  This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

S5E26 - HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS (free part)

  More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-to-front wipers, guys who moves to Alaska, and guys interested in buying motorcycles.

S5E23 - LETTER TO AMERICA (Free Part)

  Liberal women are thoroughly enjoy the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoked, and Palestinians are beavers.

GOML S5E20 - BUDDHA TRIXIE (Free Part)

  Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

GOML S5E17 - NIGHT FLIGHT (Free Part)

  Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, someone at a shit sandwich, it's illegal to criticize Hamas, and the coolest kid in the world works at Giuseppe's Garage.

S5E14 - HOW DARE YOU USE SCIENCE! (Free Part)

  Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy. Archie Bunker doesn't get Archie Bunker. How to do Halloween.

S5E12 - RAJNEESH HATES ABDUL (Part 1)

  In this particularly cheery episode, we examine The Bleachers, trans rap, Golden Boy, Golden Hair, modern dance (thecarberrys), fake robots, Peter Thiel, grandpa Biden, Israeli intel, Elliot Page, Elliott Smith, AOC math, 4m immigrants/year, John Cassavetes, Sam Harris, and ramming a thief with your truck more than three times.

S5E09 - CHICK STUFF

    After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosing moths over babies and supporting Karens.

GOML S5E06 - THE MURDER THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

After Descartes a Kant, it's PB Brittania, shorts with black socks, Tyler Cherry - the gay spokesman for the Interior, antifa Celtics, African child abuse rituals, and even more on Ryan Carson being stabbed by Brian Dowling.

S5E03 - BEHEADED BY CLOWNS

In the first episode after being reinstated by Twitter, @XGavinMcInnes, goes through every category we do here on GOML and gives a grumpy anecdote about each one.

GOML S4 Ep300 - PERSONALITY CRISIS (Part 1)

We bash through about a thousand examples of the Competence Crisis with a whirlwind finale focussed on aviation.

S4E297 - HERCULEAN HUBRIS (Part 1)

After checking out five amazing Australian bands, we invent a TouchTunes game called "Ping Pong DJ" and try to figure out which New Yorker is more cringe: Jon Stewart or Michael Imperioli. Then, it's Mock Environmentalists O'Clock as Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm bullies her way across America trying to justify electric cars. The show ends with a deep dive into tranny suicide, ex-cons VS. Proud Boys, racist commercials, fednapping justice, and cringe rap from the 80s.

S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1)

Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.

S4E288 - RESPECT THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU (Part 1)

Free, shareable, but only a mere floof of the fullness we offer at Censored.tv Sign up today. The Censored.TV mug shot t-shirts have arrived! Also, Fox Business' Kennedy reclines her airplane seat, Jon Stewart's getting even worse, Michael Oher is retarded, Joe Rogan stumps Adam Conover, school buses are arriving six hours late, and Van Halen begins a five-part series determining what is the greatest rock band of all time.

S4E285 - GODDAMNED WHITE TRASH (Part 1)

After mocking Ministry for their terrible Proud Boys song, we go through some local news and then bash feminism au bout!

S4E282 - THE EVERYTHING SHOW (Part 1)

In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

S4E279 - BABY AL CAPONES (Part 1)

Academia is falling apart as diversity hires make it to leadership positions, women are still under the impression they can fight, Joe Biden has completely lost the ability to speak, and white people still hate themselves. Oh well, there's always your family.

S4E276 - ROBOTS AREN'T REAL (Part 1)

  This is FREE. You can have this one on the house, but get your life together and sign up already. Enough is enough, bitch. Promo code: ONEMONTH for a free month.   After mocking male feminists for raping chicks, we attack robots, meet a guy with two dicks, laugh at Kamala Harris, ridicule fake hunger strikes, watch Ryan's sex tape, and high five Britain for FINALLY winning the war on woke.

S4E274 - LIVING IN A JOKE (Part 1)

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

S4E271 - TERRIBLE TITS, TOO (Part 1)

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord. The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1)

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

S4E263 - IPAD UP MY ASS (Part 1)

  On this partially free Friday show, we hit some classic segments, like My Pet Biden, Feminism, and War on Cops. Then move on to discuss the new season of "I Think You Should Leave", Kevin Hart's terrible movie "Night School", drunk Tara Reid, and childless women who have pet bees.

S4E260 - RACCOONS LIVE IN YOUR MOUTH (Part 1)

  After an alarmingly brief free portion, we deep dive into the Danny Masterson rape charge because it seems fishy. Then, it's Joe Biden falling, Trump winning, and a swarm of illegals destroying New York City.

S4E258 - SUPPORT TOMMY (PART 1)

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison.  GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

S4E255 - IDIOCRACY (Part 1)

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

S4E252 - A LITTLE TASTE OF EVERYTHING

In this smorgasbord of an episode we dip our toes into, glongs, Linda, president Tucker, Gazi Kodzo, the evolution of rebellion, kangz, homosexual megalomania, right-wing schools, Biden's brain, and a whole bunch of laughing babies. GUEST: JOHN KINSMAN

S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES

Gavin wastes the whole show talking about how "diversity initiatives" have made flying incredibly dangerous. Also, new music, Cart Narc, Milo's back with Ye, Tucker being sexist, and leaked footage of Ryan arguing with his boss.

GOML LIVE #191 - RIGHT WING GOSSIP

Tall people are never homeless, Biden's still useless, lesbians are living off the grid, it's nature - not nurture, Seth Rogan sucks, and it's time to put a ring on it.

S4E243 - KID FRIENDLY

Good for ages 5-15, the boys go through everything from "how to make friends" to "why are farts so funny?" It gets uncomfortable when we get into the "Stranger Danger" section but every other part is stupid and fun. Show this to your kids. It's safe. GUEST: JAIMEE MICHELL

S4E240 - HIMBOS AREN'T TOUGH

Despite a brutal allergy attack, our intrepid host goes over Biden's latest gaffe, KJP's DUI, our national incompetence problem, the death of meritocracy, himbos ruining tough guy shows, summer looks, and the death of journalism. GUEST: Turtleboy

S4E237 - GAY BOOKS

Gavin reads from his autobiography someone else wrote and then it's Proud Boys, sprinkles, spazmos, and Budweiser.

S4E235 - WHACK IT DRY

Don't sign old balls. Make your own museum. Don't butt in line. Spice your food. Don't pay reparations. Don't leave or come back to Detroit. Don't watch porn.

GOML S4E232 - BUTT BOYS IN THE AISLE

After indulging in cringe country and telling butters we live in a society, we analyze the subtle messages God leaves us through divine intervention. Then, we try to prevent gays from killing themselves.

GOML S4E229 - AMERICAN LEPRECHAUNS

Back from the St. Patrick's Day parade, we discuss bad marching bands, the lack of rapes, and Dylan Mulvaney's total inability to act female. Then, it's a deep dive on the ten most hateful people in America and how awesome they actually are. Finally, we try not to cry when a cancer-free dad takes his son to a Canucks game.

S4E226 - SPECIAL NEEDS

The mainstream left is finally realizing that Jan 6 was a hoax and antifa are the establishment but we've known all this for so long, we're like Ancien' Chinee Secreh.