[The Point of No Return]

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English - November 29, 2023 03:46 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB
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Round three?! How is thiis round three?!

CAUSE IT IS.

ARRR.

GUHHH

*EATING SLIM JIM REAL GNARLY*

What happened to rounds 1 & 2.

I DUNNO.

F I G H T.

Okay, Beyoncè. Wait right here. I'll be right back.

…

Beyoncè don't wait.

“Beyoncè Don't Wait”

Yo! Where's Beyoncè

I don't know! I

You don't know?!

I told her to sit right here and i'd be right back.

YOu TolD heR to “SIT & WAIT?”

Well, I told her to wait–

WHY WOULD YOU IMMACULATE HER LIKE THAT.

“Immasculate. “her”? “

BEYONCE DON'T WAIT.

Come on. Wake up.

Dude, what are you doing?

It's training season.

Training for what.

Wake uppp.

Nerr. Me sleeping.

Wake up–deadmau5.

…deadmau5?

*throws toy*

*Hits floor, runs after toy like dog*

Dude.

Oh, i know.

[On a wild goose chase through the infinite multiverse, the bampheramphs are collecting their cringiest alter-egos and parallel selves in order to trace the

What are they looking for again.

Well, it's Skrillex, but.

Is there another word for this.

No. there are no synonyms for Skrillex.

It's–not even in the dictionary.

Oh, it is.

Is it?

Yes.

I own every encyclopedia known to man.

Why.

Because I'm rich.

Ok.

–and full of knowledge.

…

Sunni.

What.

Where are you going to put all these?

In the library?

YOu have a library?

No, I bought a library.

*hangs head*

*nods pridefully*,* hits vape.*

Ugh. I

I hate you,

And your two dogs ,

Your pretty little girlfriend

You green lawn

And the white picket fence

that hold it all in

No offense

But i gotta get over you

Somehow

I wanna do dumb shit like play couples tennis

and host dinner parties.

I don't even know where we are right now.

I'M SO DRUNK.

I've got all the reason in the world

To not keep my eyes on you

But my mind's on you

Watch my eyeballs roll to the back of my head

THOSE ARE MY BALLS.

stop talking.

THOSE ARE MY–BALLS.

Sunni, don't do that.

I'M AN ICON.

KANYE WEST and SUNNI BLU are arguably the most obnoxious thing in Hollywood.

Oh my God.

I need a jealous and possessive man,

I shouldn't have to tell you that

Or ask,

In fact, I'd rather have you

Heavy handed, and

Standing over me.

Who is that?

That's C'cxell Soleil.

She told you her name?!

She sold you at an auction?!

Uh huh.

Oh, wow.

THE CELEBRITIES ARE OUT OF CONTROL.

This is for our entertainment.

THE GODS ARE EVEN WORSE.

–AHAHAHA!

God,

what a wonderful dress

I've got an eye for fashion,

Especially if it has my name on it,

{Enter The Multiverse}

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