-pork. [freestyle] {unmixed demo.}

English - July 07, 2022 18:18 - 4 minutes - 6.31 MB
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-Ciabatta Roll

- GOAT cheese

Wtf.

GREATEST OF ALL--

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-Roasted Chicken

-Roma Tomatoes

Stop Whatchur doing.

What.

Thats a secret recipe.

So?

So write it down.

I am.

Not on the internet.

Why not?

Because I AM.

Who?

People are reading this.

No they're not--

They are. Stop even believing in paranoia.

But I believe in everything.

You're fucking ridiculous.

Yes. This is Ridiculousness.

You have to reject the idea of something.

I do. It's someone loving me.

You idiot. You are love. You are loved.

I mean romantically.

Oh, yeah. See, don't get your hopes up.

What are hopes?

Perfect.

Dillon Francis Sandwich

-French Roll

What?

Why Just Bread?

That's all I have so far...and the sauce.

(ooh, what's in the sauce?)

It's...a secret.

Why?

Because it is.

So what's in the sandwiches?

I don't know yet.

Why?

I just--