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English - December 05, 2023 22:29 - 22 minutes - 10.9 MBComedy dillon francis rave music festival edm Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
DAN SCHNEIDER APPEARS SEEMINGLY FROM NOWHERE
INT. SAUNA. WHENEVER
DAN SHNEIDER
you need a pedicure.
Would you fucking people stop doing that.
I heard you have something of mine.
This is not a unisex Sauna!
Is it not?!
No!
Where's my shit, Monroe?!
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Hey. You got a weird little toe!
STOP LOOKING AT MY FEET.
we're all adults here.
I disagree entirely. I'm 5!
Okay, that's gross.
Get out!
Fine!
He stands up to exit the Sauna; his towel defaults.
AGH.
Lol with careful editing this is less disturbing, I guess.
It's really not.
Goddamn, manI
I want that script on my desk by Monday.
Or what?!
Or ELSE!
OR ELSE WHAT! CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THIS; I'M CERTAIN!
Don't be so certain, Monroe. I get around.
HOW?! DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE HAZARDS FOR BACKING UP?!
Very funny, Monroe.
[he opens the sauna door to exit.]
(Cont'd)
Very funny. That's my point.
Who's next?! Dan Harmon?!
[exiting]
By Monday, Monroe.
[he backs up]
BEEEP-BEEP—BEEEEP.
[A woman enters the sauna as he is “backing out”
BEEEP! Ahem. Good day, ladies.
[he exits entirely]
[beat]
… is this sauna unisex.
[looking through the window of the sauna he silently mimicks humously threatening gestures out of the view of the woman who has entered, standing at the door for a moment in confusion]
…No, it is not.
I'm afraid you're one nickel short of a Skrillex.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean.
SUCK MY
Schneider. Dan Schneider.
Uh. We fired him.
For several reasons.
Hire ‘em back.
Why?!
Because-time travel.
Time travel what.
Time travel this:
That NEVER HAPPENED!
It didn't!?
Uh. No…?
Ok.
Okay?!
Ok.
*portal*
Check this place out.
What is it.
Not what. When.
When is it?
I don't know yet.
What!?
Let's find a shopping mall.
INT. BEVERLY CENTER. DAY.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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