Episode 121: Memo to News Channel 17 — We don’t need you to: “Raise our awareness of ‘Nashville’s Homeless’ problem”. What Nashville wants to know is: “When is our metro Dunce going to solve his problem?”

Music by Blair String Quartet -- recorded live via iPhone at Harpeth Presbyterian Church, used with permission. 
Another news outlet advised me that we are hiring a consultant and paying 500,000 Taxpayer dollars to study the problem at the Lowes Parking Lot in Madison. 
Here’s a better idea: Assuming they're 200 squatters, let’s give them a check for $2000 and a $500 bus ticket to their destination. 
It’s a way to spread the wealth, and it won’t cost any more.