Gays Gone Wild

Episode 29 - Micron Jackson

September 30, 2022 09:19 - 1 hour - 100 MB

This month the Gays explore the world of EXTREME! environment. EXTREME! can only be written as EXTREME! It's the law. We travel to some of the most inhospitable environments on the planet and find the creatures that manage to make it their home.

Episode 28 - We’re Off to See the Wizard

August 28, 2022 14:50 - 2 hours - 118 MB

In this episode we take a trip down under and explore just how bizarre the wildlife of Oz really can be. Is it true that everything there wants to kill you? Probably, we don't know, we're not scientists.

Episode 27 - Not Without My Dolphin

July 30, 2022 13:08 - 1 hour - 114 MB

This episode we take a dive into the world of marine mammals! Somehow this month we manage to bring you both depression and explosive cuteness with the poor Vaquita and the adorable Sea Otter.

Episode 26 - Damn Nature, You Scary! (Part 2)

June 30, 2022 08:54 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

This month the gays bring you part two of Animals That Scare Us. Lorcan takes it this month and absolutely terrifies us with the harshly real terror of the Saltwater Croc. This salty bish will now haunt your nightmares.

Episode 25 - Damn Nature, You Scary! (Part 1)

May 25, 2022 15:04 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

Aggggghhh! This month the gays talk about animals that scare us! We were so scared that we had to split this episode into two parts. In part 1 Johnny unleashes his eight-legged freaks on the world!

Episode 24 - Oodles of Noodles

April 30, 2022 15:52 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

This month we take a trip East to visit Wild Japan! We will talk about the fascinating range of ecosystems and climates along with pissing off some deer and, of course, giant scrotums. No, you did not read that wrong.

Episode 23 - Don’t Yuck Someone’s Yum

March 29, 2022 15:32 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

This month we explore the bizarre and upsetting world of animal sex! You are not ready for this episode but listen anyway. Let's get it on!

Episode 22 - Constrictor? I Hardly Know Her

February 28, 2022 14:40 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

This month we bring you snakes! Long, flexible and full of venom, like any good snake should be. This episode is delivered entirely in parseltongue. WARNING: This episode contains graphic discussions of fatal injury to people by the animals we cover. Listener discretion is advised.

Episode 21 - Puntastic

January 25, 2022 14:26 - 1 hour - 104 MB

We return from our hiatus to attack our listeners with a barrage of puns. In this episode we explore the world of animal architecture - some of the amazing structures that animals build for anything from shelter to poonanny. In this episode we may have gone too wild, volume warning as Johnny scream-laughs approximately 800 times.

Bonus Episode - Otter Pockets

December 13, 2021 17:21 - 43 minutes - 42.6 MB

We are back! This bonus episode is just a little check in with our listeners before we resume our new schedule in the new year!

Episode 20 - I Choose You!

September 16, 2021 07:55 - 2 hours - 119 MB

This week we explore the world of Pokemon! So many animals have inspired these weird little creatures and we choose some of our favourites. Are the real-life animals just as strange as the monsters they inspired? How does one volvate? Where is the best place to grow a magical horn? Come listen and be the very best, like no one ever was!

Episode 19 - She‘s Doing the Most

September 03, 2021 11:43 - 1 hour - 89.4 MB

This week we have our first topic choice from a listener! Some animals are just doing the mostest and we turn the light on these qwens. Who is the diva of the animal kingdom? What creature has legs for days and a killer mug? Listen to find out. Category is... Over the Top!

Episode 18 - The Future is Female

August 20, 2021 08:35 - 1 hour - 111 MB

This week we discuss matriarchy amongst animals. Sisters are doing it for themselves! We talk sorority, moisturising routines, traumatic birth and big 'ol dongs. Yeah, you heard us...

Episode 17 - Creature of the Night

August 06, 2021 12:32 - 1 hour - 107 MB

This week we get spooooooky on your asses and delve into the dark and fabulous world of bats! What came first, the vampire or the bat? Who exactly is Mickey? Listen and find out!

Episode 16 - Just Above Average

July 30, 2021 11:55 - 52 minutes - 51.4 MB

Part 2 of our Intelligent Animals topics! This week we dive underwater to find the common octopus and discuss how some day they may rise up in the great octopus revolution and take over the world. These creatures is geniuses. Be very afraid.

Episode 15 - S-M-R-T

July 23, 2021 10:35 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

We've got you another two-parter! The Gays discuss intelligent animals. What is intelligence? Is it Puzzle-solving? Social skills? Self-awareness? Choosing to remain a part of the EU? Listen and find out a we kick things off with a doozy! We suggest you have a box of tissues at the ready, this one is a heart-jerker!

Episode 14 - Mythologically Speaking

July 08, 2021 18:07 - 1 hour - 110 MB

The Gays have got some myths and legends for you this week. How have our animals influenced our myths? In a big fucking way! Inspired by mythical creatures, the Gays have chosen two animals that couldn't be more opposite. Who will win this year's Myth Univerth? Listen in

Episode 13 - The Bad Luck Queers

June 23, 2021 13:58 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

This week the Gays get spooky on your asses and talk animals and superstitions. WoOOOooooOOo. Just how sexy is banging your head against the wall? Which animal wants to murder you in your sleep? Death comes tapping at the door this week, will you answer?

Episode 12 - Red For Filth

June 09, 2021 13:38 - 1 hour - 120 MB

This week the Gays get a little carried away discussing Red animals. In one of our longest episodes to date the laugher keeps on rolling and the colour Red rules supreme. Which animals likes to gossip while taking a shit? Which little critters are all called Caroline? Listen, get gay and enjoy.

Episode 11 - Stupider Like A Fox

May 26, 2021 13:37 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

This week the Gays tackle foxes! Not literally, that would be cruel and so not kewl. Come learn about the foxes of the world and the psychic abilities they have developed in order to smite their enemies. Why are foxes some of the world's greatest counsellors? How does oneself benefit from looking like a rock? You'll only find out if you listen. Ban/Stop Fox Hunting Petitions: https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/petition-ban-fox-hunting-in-ireland/ https://www.onegreenplanet...

Episode 10 - I'm Not Not Licking Toads

May 12, 2021 17:04 - 1 hour - 93.7 MB

This week is full of bufoonery and amazement as the Gays discuss frogs! Are you afraid of frogs? Do they gross you out? If not then they will once you listen to this episode. From Cronenberg-level body horror to marvelous water magic, frogs will leave you with your jaw on the floor and prehensile tongue unfurled.

Episode 9 - The Hannibal Lecter Experience

May 04, 2021 17:54 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

BONUS! We're releasing this episode early! Part 2 of our A Bug's Life journey brings us to the Praying Mantis. This beautiful, boss bitch predatory insect holds a place in religious mythology as a meditative totem but the real story is bloody, monstrous and fabulous. Pray forth the gay this week!

Episode 8 - A Mug's Life

April 28, 2021 15:34 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

This week is Part 1 of what turned into a 2-Parter! The Gays reached back into the deep crevice of their childhood and pulled out the Pixar classic A Bug's Life. In this episode they discuss Harvester Ants, a lá the main feature of the 1998 film. Ladies, men and all those in between and neither, strap yourselves in to learn just how fascinating ants are!

Episode 7 - He Hath Risen

April 14, 2021 15:12 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

This time the Gays are talking Lazarus species! They gone done been risen from the dead. Do you want to know the difference between a miniature animal and a small animal? Do you need some fishy fun in your life? This episode is for you then! Necromancers unite!

Episode 6 - Big Pussy Energy

March 31, 2021 08:50 - 1 hour - 105 MB

This week the Gays cover a topic they both have years of experience with... big... furry... cats. What makes a big cat roar? What would drive an animal to hunt and eat a human being? How much urine and anal spray is tooooo sexy? Find the answers to all of these questions on this week's episode. There will be laughter and tears and Big. Pussy. Energy.

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