Garfonomics

Laborfield - I am Afraid of Elevators

September 23, 2023 23:14 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Join Brad and Ben as they discuss the year of Labor Revitalization of 2023 including the ongoing UAW strike, while diving into how much work sucks. We are holding several people hostage in many downtown office buildings. Baldur's Gate 3 is a videogame I played.

The Odie Debates - GOP debates, Trump mugshot, and ghosts w/ Ad and Media Expert

August 26, 2023 22:23 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MB

Join us as we discuss the GOP debates, Trump's arrest, and the fake god of Morrowind, Vivek. We classify each GOP nominee as an Odie or a Nermal, and clarify our stances on ghosts and Mexican mothers. "Little African Elon" makes Twitter worse and we explore the journey of Trump's 20 minute tour of jail. Our imitations of Sarah Palin threatening civil war will have you reaching for a piping plate of lasagna to quell the laughter.

Monday Left Me Douyin - w/ guest Advertising and Media Expert

August 06, 2023 02:14 - 1 hour - 102 MB

The failing Wall Street Journal or as we like to say, the Ball Suck Journal, informs us of the latest and greatest in Elon Musk's Twitter mismanagement with X.com and we discover why TikTok is the superior social media app and is giving children schizophrenia. China in fact has better memes than us folks and it's time we admit it. We figure out how to get more guys to listen to Garfonomics because too many dang broads are listening, making it look like this is a podcast for girls, which it i...

UNLOCKED: Garfield, the Great American Manga - w/ guest Literature Expert

July 24, 2023 09:00 - 53 minutes - 73.9 MB

In this episode, we delve into the captivating worlds of literature, manga, and American cinema. Join us as we explore the intersection of these art forms, discussing the literary influences of Garfield the cat, and the cinematic adaptations of beloved stories. From classic literature to modern manga and iconic films, this episode offers a dynamic exploration of the diverse and interconnected nature of storytelling.

Letters to Jim Davis

July 17, 2023 01:41 - 33 minutes - 46.3 MB

Solo episode where I explore the connections between personal correspondence, spiritual contemplation, and the simple joys that make life deliciously satisfying. This episode offers a unique blend of introspection, philosophy, and a celebration of Garfield's favorite dish that is sure to leave you pondering life's deeper questions while craving a hearty serving of lasagna. Also I talk about the Biden student loan thing and some show updates.

PREVIEW: Garfield, the Great American Manga - w/ guest Literature Expert

July 15, 2023 21:52 - 4 minutes - 6.07 MB

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Garfield Hates America (proof, REAL) w/ the Gaming Sex Pervert

July 09, 2023 19:12 - 47 minutes - 65.1 MB

Join us as we celebrate Independence Day with random Googling and globe exploration. From uncovering geographical oddities to pulling back the veil of the adult entertainment industry, we'll entertain you with our lighthearted banter and surprising discoveries.

Hogonomics and the Grimace Shake (w/ the Autistic Garfield Collector Expert)

June 26, 2023 01:15 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

Delve into the world of Garfield merchandise with me and the Autistic Garfield Collector; from iconic plush toys to perspectives on Garfield's enduring popularity. Explore the lore behind the infamous Grimace Shake, a fast-food delight that is killing the youth. Submerge into the depths in a poorly constructed submarine with us as we discuss the PMC Wagner group in Russia and terrify you with some horrific facts about the evil Texan hog menace. Outro song (The Monkey Tryouts): https://open....

Happy Birthday Garfield! with special guest: DailyGarfcast

June 19, 2023 21:09 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MB

Join us as we celebrate Garfield's 45th birthday and dive into the economic scale of the iconic feline brand with special guest "DailyGarfcast." From humble beginnings to widespread popularity, we explore Garfield's enduring appeal and discuss the impact of merchandise, licensing deals, and digital communities. Discover the secrets behind Garfield's success and indulge in a delightful episode that will leave you with a newfound appreciation for this lasagna-loving cat. Guest: https://twitte...

Foreskinverse and Intro to Season 2

June 04, 2023 22:04 - 33 minutes - 46.7 MB

Solo rant episode where we talk about the Spiderverse, debt ceiling, George Santos, and give a general introduction to season 2 of the show. My therapist is going to be analyzing this one for sure.

The Legend of Garf: Tears of Lasagna - Featuring the Vaping Computer Expert

May 27, 2023 20:03 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MB

We sit down and talk with the Computer Expert again who surprised us with his big brain videogame knowledge as someone who holds a degree in game development, to talk about the state of the gaming industry, the new Legend of Zelda, and our own rapidly deteriorating psyches.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Meme

May 15, 2023 22:16 - 58 minutes - 80.7 MB

Join us as we discuss the current situation of modern software and tech hell under a capitalist framework with our new guest, the Computer Expert!

GarfStop, The Stonk King

February 04, 2021 03:31 - 36 minutes - 49.7 MB

Solo episode where Garfonomics shows off his fancy Finance and Economics degrees by explaining the saga of the Gamestop stock squeeze and the story around it

Fat Pikachu Hates Geminis - with Anthropology Expert

January 20, 2021 00:24 - 43 minutes - 59.4 MB

Anthropology Expert returns to talk about the Capitol riots and our fond farewell to America's beloved first bisexual diva president, Donald Trump. Drugs, Pokemon, and Chinese Garfield; what more could you want?

Garfield Cuisine and Jon's Riot - with special guest: Food Expert

January 09, 2021 22:16 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MB

Join us as we discuss the very cool start to 2021 as well as some food science with our resident Food Expert who brings the larger world of Garfield-based cuisine to our attention

Gruß vom Garfield! A Garfonomics Christmas

December 24, 2020 22:13 - 30 minutes - 41.4 MB

Join us as we discuss the new Patreon tier as well as engage in thoughtful discussions about Christmas, the economy, and Krampus

Quickie - A Dry Martini Stirred with My Dick

December 18, 2020 20:43 - 16 minutes - 22.5 MB

A quick Garfonomics update where we catch up on the advanced tech improvements at Garfonomics HQ as well as a discussion on the COVID-19 relief package and James Bond. Sources: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-aston-martin-issue/aston-martin-turns-to-stock-offering-to-bolster-capital-idUSKBN23X0XZ

Weird Garfield Twitter and the Apocalypse - with Special Guest Anthropology Expert

December 08, 2020 15:13 - 35 minutes - 48.4 MB

Join us for discussion on the origins of satirical Garfield accounts online as well as a conversation on politics, hope, magic, and the end of days.

GarfKart64 - Featuring Gay Game Person Who Says Bad Things

December 04, 2020 23:50 - 33 minutes - 46.5 MB

Returning guest comes back for back-to-back role in order to help us learn more about the LGBTQA+ community

Garfknight 2077 with Special Guest: The Gaming Sex Pervert

November 20, 2020 19:41 - 29 minutes - 16.8 MB

We are joined today by an average guy, aka the Gaming Sex Pervert as we discuss neo-feudalism, podcast deets and secrets, and just having an all-around casual conversation.

Funky Monkey Friday pt.1 Return to Monkey

November 14, 2020 00:41 - 26 minutes - 15.4 MB

We discuss shitting in the woods and chimps as well as the ideology of anarcho-primitivism. Sources: www.gocomics.com/garfield/2020/11/13 www.johnzerzan.net/books/

IMPORTANT ELECTION 2020 FORESKIN UPDATE

November 10, 2020 15:48 - 28 minutes - 16.2 MB

We briefly discuss the foreskin blackpill of the presidential election and results for 2020 before briefly diving into the dumpster that is the New York Times. Sources: www.nytimes.com/2020/11/09/world/…nytimes&smtyp=cur www.gocomics.com/garfield/2020/11/08

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