Garden Plots with Skeletor
97 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago -Gardening is more complicated than water and soil. It's about something deeper. It's about something more intangible. It's about Skeletor. Skeletor guides you through the perils and pitfalls of gardening with edicts, orders, and the occasional command. Garden Plots with Skeletor: It's definitely not a scheme! This podcast not affiliated with the owners of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
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Hiatus Announcement
August 01, 2023 13:00 - 1 minute - 1.49 MBSadly, due to unavoidable real-life difficulties, we're going to have to take a break in order to make sure that season three wraps up in the way it deserves. Thank you for your understanding and we'll see you in 2024!
S3E08 - A Rutabaga is a Wish Your Heart Makes
July 01, 2023 13:00 - 27 minutes - 24.3 MBnot really sure if this counts as a gpws episode tbh, but this is how the big man wants to manage his feed, so whatevs. i think perfuma may have gone mad with power or something. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard
S3E07 - Skeletors Say the Darndest Things
June 01, 2023 13:00 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBFEAR THE GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE EPISODE SEVEN! BUT WITHIN FEAR LIES KNOWLEDGE--KNOWLEDGE OF LAVENDER! AFTER DRINKING DEEP OF THE WISDOM HEREIN, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ALL THE ACTIONABLE INFORMATION YOU COULD DREAM OF REGARDING LAVENDER: WHAT TYPE OF SOIL TO USE, HOW MUCH WATER TO GIVE IT, AND WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR PETS AND IDIOTIC MINIONS! AND... THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY! YES, DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF A THREE-AND-A-HALF-YEAR-OLD IN THIS RECORDING, THINGS WENT QUITE SMOOTHLY! PERHAPS OVERLY SMOOTHLY!...
S3E06 - Nana
May 01, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 27.4 MBNOTHING ESCAPES THE COLD AND MERCILESS GAZE OF EPISODE SIX OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! MY OWN GAZE IS SIMILARLY COLD, MERCILESS, AND INESCAPABLE--AND IT HAS NOT ESCAPED MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING OF LATE OF A "LACK" OF "PLANT CONTENT" ON THIS "PLANT PODCAST" IN FAVOR OF AN "OVERABUNDANCE" OF "CHARACTER-CENTRIC SCHTICK!" WELL, THAT CHANGES NOW! OR, PERHAPS MORE ACCURATELY, SOON! WHILE WE DON'T GET AS INTO THE TOPICS OF TRIOSTAR STROMANTHES AND CHICKWEED AS ONE MIGH...
S3E05 - Garden Plots Points with Mer-Man
April 01, 2023 13:00 - 25 minutes - 24.1 MBGreetings to you, Pointer Pals, whether you be aquatic, land-based, or amphibious like yours truly, and welcome to the latest installment of the internet's greatest Garden Plots with Skeletor recap podcast, Garden Plot Points with Mer-Man! In this exciting episode, we sit down with none other than Duncan (FKA Man-At-Arms) for a chat about everyone's favorite show, Garden Plots with Skeletor! We chat about the goings-on at the Royal Palace of Eternia, the status of Prince Adam's alignment, an...
S3E04 - Evil Dad
March 01, 2023 14:00 - 23 minutes - 22.4 MBEPISODE FOUR IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! AND NO, THAT REFERENCE ISN'T OUTDATED, YOU'RE OUTDATED! THANKFULLY FOR YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T RECEIVE THE INTELLECTUAL BOUNTY THAT IS THIS EPISODE'S SEGMENT ON CATNIP! SADLY, THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF THIS EPISODE'S PLANT CONTENT--ASIDE FROM A BRIEF "LEAF IT TO ME" THAT ENDS SOMEWHAT UNEXPECTEDLY--BECAUSE, AS IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY FREQUENT, I ONCE MORE FIND MYSELF ON THE RECEIVING END OF YET ANOTHER BOUT OF ANTICS FROM A PARTICULAR HOUSEGUEST AN...
S3E03 - Stalemate
February 01, 2023 14:00 - 20 minutes - 20 MBLOOK UPON EPISODE THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! YES, DESPITE THE ADDED... COMPLICATIONS... OF MY CURRENT SITUATION, I STILL FIND TIME TO TRAIN YOU IN CULTIVATING THAT MOST SEEMINGLY-DIFFICULT OF FLOWERS, THE ORCHID! WE GO SO FAR AS TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE EDIBILITY OF THIS FLOWER VIS-A-VIS BEAST MAN! AND WITNESS WHAT OCCURS WHEN A CERTAIN HOUSEGUEST MAKES THE MISTAKE OF CROSSING ME *AND* MY ORCHIDS! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL--A SKELETOR WHO IS *TECHNICALLY* G...
S3E02 - ANNOUNCING THE SNAKE MOUNTAIN PODCAST NETWORK (and also some plant stuff too i guess)
January 01, 2023 14:00 - 22 minutes - 21.5 MBIT IS TIME TO EMBRACE THE INEVITABILITY THAT IS EPISODE TWO OF SEASON THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! YES, DESPITE THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS FROM CERTAIN FLUFFY EMBODIMENTS OF COSMIC MIGHT AND WITLESS PONYTAILED HOUSEGUESTS, THIS MONTH'S EPISODE CONTINUES THE RELENTLESS MARCH OF KNOWLEDGE FOR WHICH ALL OF YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN CONSTANT STATES OF OVERWHELMING GRATITUDE! OR SO I ASSUME! THIS EPISODE'S KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES A DETAILED DISCUSSION ON GROWING AND STORING BEETS! WE DISCUSS BAY ...
S3E01 - How Much Is That Poggy in the Window
December 01, 2022 14:00 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBYOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE MY GARDENING WISDOM, ONLY TO FIND THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE WAITING FOR YOU! OF COURSE, THINGS HAVE... CHANGED... SLIGHTLY, BUT ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE IS MY DEDICATION TO IMPROVING YOU AND YOUR GARDENING KNOW-HOW! TO THAT END, WE'LL BE REVISITING SOME OLDER TOPICS IN GREATER DEPTH! WE ADDRESS A LISTENER QUESTION ABOUT WATERING PROPERLY! OUR GLOWING, FLUFFY COMPANION FINALLY ACQUIRES A SUITABLE MONIKER! AND RILEY'S NEW SOUND BOARD HAS ARGUABLY DR...
S3E00 - Answering Machine
November 01, 2022 13:00 - 17 minutes - 14.7 MBturns out, some folks out there have Opinions and Want To Share Them. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal Butler Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Megatron: Miles Schneiderman Evil Seed: Nathaniel Hubbard Gargamel: Nathaniel Hubbard Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin Dr. Claw: Rafael Medina Man-At-Arms: Jarod K Anderson
Season 3 Trailer?
October 01, 2022 13:00 - 6 minutes - 7.72 MBPrepare yourselves for season 3 of Garden Plots with Skeletor with this very accurate trailer filled with 100% genuine clips that will absolutely be in said season. Tremble at its veracity! Cast: Narrator: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Riley: Kit Mulkerin Man-at-Arms: Jarod Anderson Music Used: The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.film...
Bedtime for Beast Man
September 01, 2022 13:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBneed to put something on to help your kids fall asleep? definitely don't use this one. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin "Mana Two - Part 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Rules for Houseguests
August 01, 2022 13:00 - 5 minutes - 5.34 MBPOSTED HERE FOR POSTERITY, AND SO THAT YOU MAY ALL LISTEN IN AWE TO THE NEWEST OF MY INNUMERABLE TALENTS! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard
Boring Family Stuff
July 01, 2022 13:00 - 6 minutes - 5.74 MBi don't know where i got the idea that the chaos around here would somehow decrease or something. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin
Dateline Eternia
June 01, 2022 13:00 - 3 minutes - 4.59 MBgotta keep up on the news of the day, amirite? Cast: Newscast-or: Nathaniel Hubbard Egmont Overture by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3702-egmont-overture License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Pet Sounds
May 01, 2022 13:00 - 6 minutes - 6.11 MBguess what happens when you bring animals into the recording booth? Cast: Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Aqua-Kitty: Kit Mulkerin
Stardate Beast Man
April 01, 2022 13:00 - 9 minutes - 11.7 MBmaybe the minions have too much free time. gives me a chance to test out my dope new sound board tho. Cast: Beast Man: Rafael Medina Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Ambient sound effects from tabletopaudio.com
A Message from Hordak
March 01, 2022 14:00 - 2 minutes - 1.62 MBstraight from the snake mountain answering machine. Cast: Hordak: Chris Sims
S2E22 - A Kitten for Mer-Man
February 01, 2022 14:00 - 29 minutes - 27.9 MBthis is a huge one, blah blah blah, nothing will ever be the same again, etc, you know the drill. more importantly, hit me up if you have good ideas for cat names, because so far the only possibilities we have are, like, ocean or fish puns, and i'm not coming to work if i have to see a cat named "sea purrtle." i just don't have it in me. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Garden Plots with Skeletor season 3 comi...
S2E21 - THE EVILEST EPISODE!
January 15, 2022 14:00 - 32 minutes - 30.6 MBIF YOU CAME SEEKING COMFORT AND REASSURANCE FROM EPISODE 21, YOU WOULD BEST BE SERVED LOOKING ELSEWHERE! BUT IF YOU SEEK RELENTLESS, UNAPOLOGETIC, AND ABOVE ALL, *EVIL* KNOWLEDGE, THEN OPEN YOUR EARS AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR WORLD SHAKEN! BECAUSE YES, OF COURSE YOU RECEIVE ONLY THE EVILEST OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MY SHOW, WHAT WITH ME BEING THE EVILEST! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH A BRAIN BETWEEN THEIR EARS WOULD DARE TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE! SADLY THE WORLD IS NOT WITHOUT ITS SHARE OF BRAINLESS BOOBS, ...
S2E20 - The Evil Gardeners' Grow-Off
January 01, 2022 14:00 - 26 minutes - 25.6 MBcan't type now, gotta look up remedies for hornet stings Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evilseed: Nathaniel Hubbard Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin
S2E19 - Christmas with the Pranks
December 15, 2021 14:00 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MBHOPEFULLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COWED SUBSERVIENCE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE OVERWHELMING FORCE THAT IS EPISODE 19! WE ARE JOINED THIS EPISODE BY A GUEST FROM THE OBJECTIVELY LESSER PODCAST "MY PRINCESS, MY PRINCESS, AND BOW," AND PERFUMA BRINGS HER TYPICAL FLAWED POINT OF VIEW AS A REFRESHING COUNTERPOINT TO MY UNFLAGGING PERFECTION! THIS EPISODE WILL TEACH YOU NOT ONLY ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS, BUT ALSO ABOUT HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR ACTING SKILLS T...
S2E18 - Money Doesn't Grow on Bees
December 01, 2021 14:00 - 46 minutes - 43 MBNOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE...
S2E17 - The Great Eternian Bake Off
November 15, 2021 14:00 - 30 minutes - 28.7 MBDESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF MY INNUMERABLE FOES, EPISODE 17 HAS ARRIVED WITH FORCE AND FURY! AND YES, LISTENERS, I AM CONSTANTLY BESET BY MY SHORT-SIGHTED LESSERS WHO SEEK AT EVERY TURN TO THWART MY GRANDIOSE PLOTS, BUT WHEN ONE IS POSSESSED OF SUCH TENACITY AND CREATIVITY AS MYSELF, ONE NEED NOT WORRY! WHO BUT SKELETOR WOULD NOT ONLY LEVERAGE THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS TO OVERCOME FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES, BUT ALSO MANAGE TO INCLUDE IMPORTANT FACTOIDS ABOUT BOTH CARDAMOM AND CACAO, DESPITE THE F...
S2E16 - My Princess, My Princess, and Bow
November 01, 2021 13:00 - 43 minutes - 37.6 MBhey y'all. with things at snake mountain being kinda up in the air still, i figured i'd drop a little something into the feed in the meantime. it's something i worked on a bit on the side when i popped over to etheria. perfuma and some of the other princesses over there wanted to try their hand at podcasting, so i gave them a hand. i think it turned out pretty good. they gave some advice, they talked about stuff... one of them really liked punking this cat lady for some reason... anyway, you...
S2E15 - Dun Dun Duuuun
October 15, 2021 13:00 - 18 minutes - 18.6 MBif you listened to the last episode, you know stuff got weird. guess what? stuff is no less weird in this one. i think i need a break. i hear etheria is nice this time of year... Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman
S2E14 - Clam Trowel and the Case of the Cantankerous Corpse
October 01, 2021 13:00 - 28 minutes - 28.4 MBwell, uh... how to describe this one? if you've been listening, you know about snake mountain's money problems. the gang decides to fix it with a dinner theater murder mystery and... well, things get pretty weird. i'm writing this way after all this stuff happened, obviously, and i'm still trying to figure out how to process all this. i dunno, just listen i guess. you'll see what i mean. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond ...
S2E13 - A Nice Normal Episode
September 15, 2021 13:00 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MBWHEN YOU GAZE INTO EPISODE 13, EPISODE 13 ALSO GAZES INTO YOU! YET YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WELCOMING ITS PIERCING STARE, FOR DESPITE THE CONSTANT CONNIVING INTERRUPTIONS OF BOTH A TREASONOUS, LARCENOUS PEACE LILY *AND* THE LATEST OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S MORONIC MONARCHS, THIS EPISODE STILL MANAGES TO DIG INTO SUCH DIVERSE TOPICS AS CARING FOR PEPEROMIAS, DEALING WITH MOLD GROWTH IN YOUR SOIL, AND THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF GINGKO TREES! AND THAT WAS ONLY THE PRE-PLANNED KNOWLEDGE PRESENTED IN THIS...
S2E12 - A Fist In Time Saves None
September 01, 2021 13:00 - 40 minutes - 52.9 MBTHERE EXISTS NO FREEDOM FROM EPISODE 12, ONLY FREEDOM *THROUGH* EPISODE 12! JUST AS I CAN FIND NO FREEDOM FROM THE YOKE OF ETERNIA'S MOST IRKSOME HOLIDAY, SIBLING'S DAY! THAT'S RIGHT LISTENER, EVEN WHILST TRAPPED ON A BOAT WITH TWO OF ETERNIA'S MOST BRAINLESS BEARDED BUMBLERS (AND ALSO TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LARGELY FINE), I STILL FIND TIME AND OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER YOUR CRITICAL BOTANICAL EDUCATION! WE LEARN OF PLANTS THAT CAN DOUBLE AS CUSHIONING FOR THOSE IN YOUR LIFE WHO REGULARLY CAR...
S2E11 - The East Wing
August 15, 2021 13:00 - 28 minutes - 26.6 MBTHEY SAY THAT DEATH RIDES A PALE HORSE... AND SO, TOO, DOES EPISODE 11! AND DESPITE THE SLIGHTLY UNCONVENTIONAL SETTING OF THIS RECORDING (DUE IN NO SMALL PART TO THE CURRENTLY UNCONVENTIONAL LAYOUT OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN), MY FONT OF GARDENING KNOWLEDGE REMAINS FREE-FLOWING! ALL THE BETTER FOR YOU HAPLESS HARE-BRAINED HORTICULTURALISTS, AS WE DISCUSS THE NIGH-UBIQUITOUS SPIDER PLANT! WE EXAMINE THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF ROSEMARY! AND IF YOU ARE LAMENTING THE FACT THAT WE DON'T GET INTO IDEAL FI...
S2E10 - Pizza Treehouse
August 01, 2021 13:00 - 30 minutes - 29.3 MBFALL ON YOUR KNEES IN GRATEFUL SUPPLICATION BEFORE EPISODE TEN! YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO ME ON A CONSTANT AND DAILY BASIS, BUT THAT GRATITUDE IS ESPECIALLY APPROPRIATE NOW, AS THIS IS THE LONG-AWAITED SUCCULENT EPISODE! THAT'S RIGHT, HERE WE WILL EXAMINE THAT EVER-SO PERSISTENT AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSE THAT COMES TO GARDENERS OF ALL LEVELS OF EXPERIENCE: THE URGE TO ATTEMPT TO KEEP ALIVE A PLANT THAT PREFERS ARID ENVIRONMENTS! A DIFFICULT TASK MADE ALL THE MORE DIFFICULT BY THE ILL-ADVI...
S2E09 - Not Today, Adulthood
July 15, 2021 13:00 - 33 minutes - 29.3 MBYOUR NIGHTMARE CONTINUES UNABATED AS THE NEWEST EPISODE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR EMERGES INTO AN UNPREPARED WORLD! DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SIMILARLY UNPREPARED, LISTENER, AS A NUMBER OF TOPICS OF OVERWHELMING IMPORTANCE ARE DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT ONLY DOES THIS EPISODE PROVIDE YOU WITH LITERALLY PRICELESS INFORMATION ABOUT WEEDS, GARDENING TOOLS, AND SQUASH, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE THOSE AMONG US WHO ARE LEGION? WHO ARE LIKELY CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING INTO A...
S2E08 - This Eternian Life
July 01, 2021 13:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBguess what? some weird stuff happened and we have a non-normal episode. again. i know, i'm shocked too. you may not learn as much about plants this time around, but maybe you'll learn something about... life? you'll definitely learn that you can't trust a single person in or around snake mountain, that's for sure. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor Whiplash: Liz Logan Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-At-Arms: Jarod K. Anderson Ram M...
S2E07 - Tri-Klops, Bi-Klops, and No-Klops
June 15, 2021 13:00 - 26 minutes - 32.4 MBNOTHING CAN STOP THE TERRIFYING MOMENTUM OF EPISODE SEVEN! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT EVEN SOME DOWNRIGHT IMPLAUSIBLE ARCHITECTURAL REDESIGNS FROM SPITEFUL CONTRACTARIANS! IT DOES CHANGE THE OVERALL TEXTURE OF THE EPISODE, BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE RECEIVING ANY LESS THAN AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PLANT FACTOIDS! YOU'LL BE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT THE FERAL AND HIGHLY PRACTICAL BUTTERFLY WEED! YOU'LL HAVE YOUR EYES OPENED TO THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE TIMES TO WATER YOUR PLANTS! YOU'L...
S2E06 - PLAPP Goes the Weasel
June 01, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBNOTE THE DEEP FEELINGS OF DREAD IN YOUR BONES WHEN YOU LOOK UPON EPISODE SIX, LISTENER, AND TAKE CARE THAT YOU TREAD LIGHTLY! ALSO NOTE HOW IMMEDIATE THE REGRET IS WHEN MY OWN RIGHTEOUS LEADERSHIP IS REJECTED, AS MY FORMER MINIONS DEMONSTRATE ALL TOO CLEARLY IN THIS VERY EPISODE! BUT THE LEARNING DOESN'T STOP THERE, AS WE DELVE INTO THE SECRETS OF FERTILIZERS, A LISTENER QUESTION SHEDS SOME LIGHT ON PROBLEMS WITH TOMATO HARVESTS, AND WE EVEN GET SOME INCIDENTAL EXPLANATIONS ABOUT PROPAGATIN...
S2E05 - Heavy Are the Heads That All Wear Their Own Individual Crowns
May 15, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 20.9 MBMARK YOU THIS DATE IN HISTORY, O MEEK AND TREMBLING LISTENER, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOU EXPERIENCED THE UNMATCHED FORCE OF EPISODE FIVE! AND THIS IS TRULY A MILESTONE EPISODE, AS THIS MARKS ONE OF THE FEW, IF ONLY, TIMES THAT A GUEST ON THIS SHOW HAS ACTUALLY BEEN WELCOME! WHICH, OF COURSE, DOESN'T PREVENT A VERITABLE PARADE OF *UN*INVITED GUESTS FROM FOLLOWING IN HIS FOOTSTEPS! FEAR NOT, FOR UNMITIGATED BUFFOONERY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GARDENING MIGHT, AND OUR DISCUSSIONS ON OXALIS TRIANGUL...
S2E04 - Extremely Petty Cash
May 01, 2021 13:00 - 23 minutes - 23.1 MBIF YOU AWOKE THIS MORNING WITH AN INDEFINABLE BUT UNDENIABLE FEELING OF DREAD, THAT WAS YOUR BODY'S RESPONSE TO THE INCOMING TERROR OF EPISODE 4! AND WHAT COULD BE MORE TERRIFYING AND DREAD-INDUCING THAN CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS OF MY GARDENING GENIUS? MY WRATH UPON THOSE WHO INTERRUPT ME, OF COURSE! TRUE, THE ILL-DRESSED CONTRACTORS AND NUMBER-CRUNCHING MINIONS IN THIS EPISODE WERE NOT *IMMEDIATELY* SMOTE DOWN BY MY ARCANE MIGHT UPON COMMITTING THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE I...
S2E03 - The POGfather
April 15, 2021 13:00 - 17 minutes - 17.1 MBi asked the boss man what he wanted for this episode's description, and he just did this kind of threat-mope at me? like he would kill me with his own patheticness? i dunno, there should be a word for it. we'll call it skeletoring. he skeletored really hard at me. so... what happens in this one again? there's some plant talk, we check in with some of the changes in snake mountain, skeletor reveals some pretty dubious financial investment plans, and... well, i guess i *had* been pressuring hi...
S2E02 - And Ennui Go
April 01, 2021 13:00 - 24 minutes - 25.2 MBTHERE CAN BE NO ESCAPE FROM THE EXTREMELY FINE AND NOT-AT-ALL-WALLOWING-IN-EXISTENTIAL-DISCONTENT EPISODE TWO! AND SPEAKING OF BEINGS WHO ARE ENTIRELY CONTENT WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF THINGS, I, YOUR MAGNANIMOUS HOST, AM BACK WITH YET MORE GEMS OF GARDENING WISDOM TO FOIST UPON MY BRAINLESS AUDIENCE IN THE HOPES THAT MAYBE, POSSIBLY, SOMETHING MIGHT STICK! HEREIN LIE THE SECRETS TO EFFECTIVE GARDEN LAYOUTS, USING PLANTS TO CLEAN YOUR INDOOR AIR, AND LICHEN! IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT MY SOUND M...
S2E01 - Everything Is Fine
March 15, 2021 13:00 - 21 minutes - 21.2 MBI HOPE YOU ENJOYED WHATEVER PITIFUL COMFORT YOU WERE GIVEN DURING THIS PODCAST'S HIATUS, BUT THAT HIATUS--AND YOUR COMFORT--COMES TO AN END NOW! THAT'S RIGHT, DESPITE SUBSTANDARD INDOOR TEMPERATURES, DISAPPOINTING NEW SNAKE MOUNTAIN LEADERSHIP, AND AN UNACCEPTABLY MOUTHY PEACE LILY, GARDEN PLOTS IS BACK TO DELIVER MORE WONDERFUL YET TERRIFYING KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THAT THE WORLD OF PLANT CARE HAS TO OFFER! I REVEAL THE SECRETS OF USING YOUR SHOWER TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR OWN BUNGLING! WE EXPLORE THE...
S2E00 - Ask Not For Whom the Answering Machine Beeps
March 01, 2021 14:00 - 11 minutes - 14.1 MBokay, i'm dragging this thing back into production kicking and screaming if i have to. which, probably. my gpa is hanging on by a thread as it is. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Queen Marlena: Claire Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims Whiplash: Liz Logan Sorceress: Alexandra Rowland Ram Man: Jay Edidin Man-at-Arms: Jarod K Anderson He-Man/Prince Adam: Kris Newton
Season 2 Trailer?
February 15, 2021 14:00 - 4 minutes - 5.59 MBSeason 2 of Garden Plots with Skeletor is coming in March! Will any of the stuff in this trailer actually show up in the show? Only one way to find out... Cast: Narrator: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-at-Arms: Jarod K Anderson Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina He-Man: Kris Newton Li'l Skelly: Dan Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman Whiplash: Liz Logan Music Used: Truth of the Legend by Kevin MacL...
Interview with Lucas Brown
February 01, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWith season 2 on the horizon, our main creative team sat down with the inimitable Lucas Brown from the podcast The Math of You to discuss the creative process behind season 1. Join us as we chat about our weird fascination with certain characters from Masters of the Universe, the myriad ways in which we've failed our own plants, and take some questions from our listening audience!
Season 1 Cutting Room Floor
January 15, 2021 14:00 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBi can already hear some of you out there saying, "how can this show have a cutting room floor? riley clearly doesn't edit anything." well think again. here's the proof of how wrong you are. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond
S1E25 - Have Yourself an Evil Little Christmas
December 25, 2020 14:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBsup fam, hope everyone's having a good holiday. this is another plant-light episode, but c'mon, it's christmas and stuff. we can't be bothered to think about, like, vines or whatever all the time. sometimes you just wanna get together with your buds, reflect on the year, exchange presents, and think about the future. well, there's a little bit of all of that in this episode, but... maybe not in the ways you're thinking. all i can say is that next year is gonna be very interesting. Cast: S...
25 - Have Yourself an Evil Little Christmas
December 25, 2020 14:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBsup fam, hope everyone's having a good holiday. this is another plant-light episode, but c'mon, it's christmas and stuff. we can't be bothered to think about, like, vines or whatever all the time. sometimes you just wanna get together with your buds, reflect on the year, exchange presents, and think about the future. well, there's a little bit of all of that in this episode, but... maybe not in the ways you're thinking. all i can say is that next year is gonna be very interesting.
A Call for Questions!
December 15, 2020 14:02 - 1 minute - 1.42 MBSeason one of Garden Plots with Skeletor may be wrapping up, but there's plenty more to come! Between now and the start of season two, we'll be releasing various bits of bonus and extra content in this feed, including an interview segment with some of the creators of the show, and we want your questions! Please submit any questions you'd like answered on the show on Twitter @garden_plots or via email to [email protected] by Monday, December 21st. Thanks for listening and we...
24 - The Flower of Grayskull
December 15, 2020 14:00 - 27 minutes - 24.4 MBdon't really have the energy for a description, for a lot of reasons. this one is... well, not really a good representation of the podcast's usual theme. i guess we haven't really visited the podcast's usual theme for a bit now, but this one... yeah, stuff happens. i dunno, just listen. i kind of need to lie down for a while. at least i have some funnel cake.
S1E24 - The Flower of Grayskull
December 15, 2020 14:00 - 27 minutes - 24.4 MBdon't really have the energy for a description, for a lot of reasons. this one is... well, not really a good representation of the podcast's usual theme. i guess we haven't really visited the podcast's usual theme for a bit now, but this one... yeah, stuff happens. i dunno, just listen. i kind of need to lie down for a while. at least i have some funnel cake. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Sorceress: Alexandra Rowland Perfuma: Meganbob Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton