Chocolate Chip vs Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Chocolate Chip vs Oatmeal Raisin cookies. Republicans vs Democrats. Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat. This is how we identify ourselves and pick which tribes we belong in. But after games and politics comes desserts. The headliner of all debates: chocolate chip vs oatmeal raisin cookies.Click the button above to listen to the podcast. You can hear comics and listeners weigh in on this topic. If you can't listen, below is synopsis of the debate.

Chocolate Chip Vs Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Although the panel had their opinions, they did not have the fiery passion of the listeners. Fans of the show wrote in, and here's what they had to say:

Quotes from Fans of Oatmeal Raisin CookiesOatmeal Raisin for health purposes but also flavor. I quite like it.- Robert from Brewerytown in Philadelphia , PAOatmeal Raisin. I have years of fine dining experience and it is the true artisanal treat.- Jon from the Bronx in New York City, NYOatmeal Raisin. The chewiness just can't be beat.- James from Royersford in Montgomery County, PAThe best oatmeal cookie is better than 95% of the chocolate chip cookies out there. Every idiot thinks they can make a good chocolate chip and they're wrong, so there are a lot of sub-par chocolate chip cookies.- Jessica from Point Breeze in Philadelphia, PAPeople voting against oatmeal raisin have never eaten great oatmeal raisin. People are programmed to say [chocolate chip] is superior. And most of them are probably picky eaters who just enjoy basic ****.- Jose from Darby in Delaware County, PAOatmeal raisin. *prepares for the chocolate hate storm*- Mike from Abington in Montgomery County, PAQuotes Fans of Chocolate Chip Cookieschocolate chip. no contest. shut up.- John from Point Breeze in Philadelphia, PANobody ever eats a chocolate chip cookie and is immediately depressed because they thought it was an oatmeal raisin.- Randi from East Passyunk in Philadelphia , PAI still have trust issues because of a misplaced oatmeal raisin cookie.- Jack from Port Richmond in Philadelphia , PAIf Oatmeal Raisin were so good, they wouldn't have to LIE to you by looking like chocolate chip from across the room.- James Bacon from Cincinnati, OhioChocolate chip. Chocolate is cheaper than raisins. Brown sugar is cheaper than oatmeal. Yet it tastes phenomenal. Same reason McDonald's is so popular. We know it's terrible for us, but those **** ingredients go together so well. And at least we'll be happy when we die also.- Joshua from Manayunk in Philadelphia , PAThe pure deliciousness of a chocolate chip cookie proves the existence of God. The wretchedness of the vile oatmeal raisin cookie proves the existence of Lucifer.- Matt from Audubon in Montgomery County, PAPanel Thoughts

When it comes to chocolate chip vs oatmeal raisin cookies, we agree that both are tasty. If anything we drop the hostility and understand that some people are just allowed to like bad cookies. One thing we couldn't get on board with was the cookie misdirection. As a group we couldn't relate to all the chocolate chip fans eating oatmeal raisin by mistake. Our best advice is to not approach cookies with your eyes closed. There is really no good solution here besides be more aware of your surroundings.

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