Lady Virtue (not an ad, until Virtue decides to pay me that $50/min 😆)

My guy. I just received another care package from Virtue.com ! Buy my book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09SP45G6X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1683806244&sr=1-1 Guapo “the cutest dog in the world” ( https://www.instagram.com/guaponoruego/ ) and I were invaded by an army of plumbers back in February. Ever since that fateful day, we’ve had to stay outside from 730am to 5pm (sometimes 8pm) or be trapped inside with the noise (measured to 98DB) of plumbers sawing metal pipes, drilling the walls, the foundation of the building, hammering etc… when they started, it was winter. Good news, we’re in getting in amazing shape. Also the other day we finally got a new place to stay. A place with space, we’re we can sleep to the now soothing sound of one of the main highways here in the capitol of Norway. I only have one blister on one foot now, at one point there were a lot more. Bad news, every day since February we’ve both been exhausted when we finally get home and the plumbers have left. I’m also thinking a lot of the people who are still there, people in wheelchairs, people with small children. All my money has gone to food for Guapo and I and to stay hydrated. With walks lasting up to 6-7hrs in rough terrain, sometimes with snow all up in my privates, the calorie and fluid intake goes up. With food prices increasing 12.1% and my income increasing 0.2% this is impossible, but good news, we’ve managed to maintain our protein intake. Lean bulking is easy living like this 😂. I’m not complaining, we don’t do that in our family. If anything, I’m so happy this package from fellow Myguyan at Virtue arrived, bc not only do I love the products, but they smell good and when I was in quarantine all alone, having that scent of a woman around was a big part in my dealing with isolation for several months, so was the podcast and so was streaming on twitch.tv/diaperboi69 So the other day I was out walking with Guapo after having settled in our new home and I recorded this, just bc I was happy really. I’m happy with what I got, but those $50/min would cover my Wi-Fi bill 🦧🤷😆

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