This week we are not giving thanks but we're super thankful that we got a slight reprieve from the mess that is the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and instead got to focus on the mastery that is the Real Housewives of Potomac. And the question on everyone's lips is, does a frog have a watertight arsehole? We don't actually get to the bottom of that question — pun intended — but we try to understand what caused some of the appalling behaviour we've seen at a housewives' dinner since Dorinda in Mexico. Who's team are you on, Wendy or Mia?