Friends Off
18 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 29 ratingsTwo pals from either side of the border, serving up all of the weird and obscure news headlines that you probably don't need to hear. Catch us on Friday mornings! Hosted by Jasmine Lorimer and Cole Hilton.
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Episodes
Vice President Zombie JFK Jr.
November 05, 2021 07:00 - 31 minutes - 59.7 MBA zombie JFK expected to run with Trump as Vice Prez (according to Qanon), a man whose birthday scam got him wrapped up in a lawsuit, a functional nostalgic Fisher Price rotary phone made for adults because we are all broken inside, a story about US healthcare fees that were incurred for no reason whatsoever, a man who was eaten by piranhas while trying to escape a swarm of bees, and the "jetpack man". All of this and more on this week's news update! We make zero dollars from this, so leave...
Sprinklegate
October 29, 2021 09:48 - 23 minutes - 44.4 MBA Six Flags hero, a man who is so dedicated to screening his calls that he even does it when he's lost in the wilderness, illegal sprinkles, Daniel Craig reinventing masculinity, Hooters showing that they can be even more out of touch, and a delusional (or vengeful) ninja. These are all of your news items this week. Also, we switched to Fridays because it just makes more sense.
Attack of the Animal Kingdom
October 14, 2021 08:35 - 34 minutes - 64.5 MBUnintentionally, this week's news headlines mainly fall around the theme of aggressive groups of animals wreaking havoc on the citizens of this land. Please remain vigilant. Submit your strange news articles to @friendsoffpodcast on IG and don't forget to leave us a 5 star review because we will love you forever.
The Return (But Different!)
October 07, 2021 06:25 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBWell, after a long hiatus and a decision to change direction in the theme of this podcast, Jasmine and Cole are back to provide your weekly dose of strange news! On this episode they discuss the mating crisis, neck bats, stolen head-diamonds, men who are lost & found in Turkey, ankle monitor insurrectionists, and wedgie trauma. Plus, Jasmine discovers that Cole knows nothing about the birth of human life. Catch up with them every Thursday for your weekly dose of strange news. Follow us on ...
"Demonstratized"
June 29, 2021 07:58 - 38 minutes - 71.9 MBWhile Cole and Jasmine try to survive a west coast heat wave (don't mind the hum of the fan in the background), they also try to survive this episode. Your recap of S17E4 of The Bachelorette is here!
Piece of Butt
June 22, 2021 09:43 - 45 minutes - 85.8 MBThe men wreak havoc on our hearts this episode and Jasmine falls deeply in love with Katie, but we still manage to strongly dislike someone. That someone is Thomas. Episode 3 recap of The Bachelorette S17 is here. Follow! Subscribe! Join!
What's the Beef?
June 22, 2021 09:42 - 35 minutes - 66.1 MBLATE DELIVERY! Jasmine was away last week, so this week it's a double episode drop! In episode 2 of The Bachelorette with Katie Thurston, we witness some cowboy knee wrestling and spend most of the episode wondering what the heck Aaron and the zipper sales manager are even beefing about. Wonderfully, Katie wastes no time in getting rid of men who would have otherwise absorbed most of the screen time with repetitive drama. Follow! Subscribe! Leave a 5 star review!
Kitten Mittens
June 08, 2021 19:42 - 50 minutes - 94.4 MBCats, creeps, caravans and Katie! Season 2 of Friends Off Podcast has begun and this time Jasmine and Cole share their thoughts on season 17 of The Bachelorette (US).
After the Final Edit
June 07, 2021 09:06 - 44 minutes - 41.3 MBJasmine recounts her experience on After the Finale Rose, explains why her and Kevin's press day was cancelled, and how she decided to stand up to other people's opinions. As Jasmine and Cole close out their recap of The Bachelorette Canada, Jasmine shares her final thoughts through the days leading up to and following the finale, including her flipping some folks the bird at a Grey Cup game in Toronto. Cole gives an honest and sobering take on the franchise as the two of them set up for sea...
Fancy Suites
June 05, 2021 00:37 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBWhile it may sound like Cole is sedated, in actuality he is amped to get into Jasmine's experience through episode 9 of The Bachelorette Canada, aka the "fantasy suite" dates. Unfortunately these dates are much less of a fantasy than the viewers might assume.
Homestyle Dates
June 03, 2021 05:59 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBAfter a wee break, Jasmine and Cole are back to recap the infamous hometown dates of The Bachelorette Canada. Please take all commentary with a grain of salt, be mindful of the edit, and remember that the families involved did not sign up to be a part of this show. PEACE AND LOVE.
Gathering Nips
May 27, 2021 07:01 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBAs things begin to get heavy in Morocco, Jasmine recounts the lessons she's learned through her experience on The Bachelorette Canada. Cole recaps a cow-milking experience that you are likely to never forget (even if you want to). Catch up with Cole and binge The Bachelorette Canada on HBO Max, Apple TV, Google Play, YouTube, or probably some illegal streaming services. And don't forget to subscribe to the podcast!
How to Have Fun in Puddles
May 25, 2021 07:44 - 54 minutes - 50.5 MBJasmine recalls her off-camera memories from the first week in Morocco including an electrical fire and maybe being mistaken for Shakira, while Cole discovers what a 2-on-1 date is and also says a bittersweet goodbye to his archenemy, Drew. The Bachelorette Canada may have aired 5 years ago, but the abhorrence towards Cole's least favourite contestants remains irrationally current.
Lemme Get Them Toes
May 20, 2021 07:00 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBIf you want to see how badly Cole can annoy Jasmine, this is the episode for you! In a particularly argumentative and off-topic episode of Friends Off, the two of them discuss insane conspiracy theories, unhealthy iced tea consumption and foot fetishes, while still managing to cover episode 5 of The Bachelorette Canada. Next stop, Morocco!
A "Softer" Moment
May 17, 2021 09:27 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBJasmine details one of her most [potentially] embarrassing moments while filming The Bachelorette Canada, Cole discusses his ideas for a bagel shop, and the two of them break down the behind-the-scenes details of episode 4 in Montreal. Attache ta tuque!
Burning Q's and Pantaloons
May 14, 2021 03:26 - 31 minutes - 29.5 MBCole provides an impressively speedy recap of episode 3 of The Bachelorette Canada, and Jasmine answers all of your burning questions.
Tonguey Trudeau
May 10, 2021 07:05 - 34 minutes - 32.1 MBJasmine and Cole dive into the debate behind nippled water bottles, what Cole would look like with a perm, and finally settle on the proper pronunciation of "women". Jasmine shares what it feels like to have an uncomfortable make-out session on national television, and Cole continues to be terrorized by Bachelorette Canada villain, Drew.
Chin Wag
May 05, 2021 09:04 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBIn the pilot episode, Cole and Jasmine discuss their friendship and break down Jasmine's experience as The Bachelorette Canada. As Cole expresses his distaste for some of the men, the two of them realize the importance of a proper mic set up. It can only go up from here, folks!