FOTS 011 the great @trojansauce robbery

Friends of the Show Episode 011 Tom @trojansauce “It’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we’ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble” – Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys, “Balaclava”) Tom is one of the funniest dudes on Twitter, also, he has a gruff and mean persona online, but I found out that he is […]

Friends of the Show Episode 011 Tom @trojansauce

@Trojansauce

“It’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we’ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble” – Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys, “Balaclava”)

Tom is @trojansauce on twitter

Tom is one of the funniest dudes on Twitter, also, he has a gruff and mean persona online, but I found out that he is really a nice guy after all. We talk about having fun on Twitter, the time Tom wrote a novel for his Dad, and he reads an excerpt from some of his writing!

GET TOM’S E-BOOK HERE: The Murder of Jed Lombardo

Tom’s Story: “Robbery” or as some English people call it: “Blagging”

Tom’s Favourite @trojansauce Tweets

ding dong taco time – taco bell's slogan if i was in charge

— tomsauced (@trojansauce) October 11, 2015

BOSS: tell me about susanne
ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away
BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away

— tomsauced (@trojansauce) March 22, 2017

[skipping stones on lake]

DATE: it's such a beautiful evening

ME: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

— tomsauced (@trojansauce) November 24, 2015

Tom’s Favourite other people Tweets

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you

pic.twitter.com/omNCxNhWcD

— Flora Flora (@Flora__Flora) October 13, 2016

rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

— brent (@murrman5) January 14, 2015

[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight
K: Its chips & salsa
M: Aaand? *stabs chip w/ fork*

— Semiautomagic Sloth (@iliezabeth) May 12, 2015

Questions from Twitter

Hey Tom, Keith here, when you stayed at my apartment you left some shampoo here, can I use it?

— keiths witching hour (@ghostkrogh) May 31, 2017

Are you planning to write any more books?
What do you have against my Mother?

— The Lady of Whatever (@Bexdora) May 31, 2017

as a pokeymon, what type are you and what type is your weakness?

— whole hog goer (@malt_skull) May 31, 2017

3 Qs for T-Sauce:
1. Why haven't u written a wildebeest tweet yet
2. how much $ u make from your book
3. Why u hate Manifesto #3 so much

— wylde de beest (@flashember) June 1, 2017

Which Harry Potter house would you be in and why? Follow up: does the house you want to be in differ from the one you think you'd be in?

— Space Cat (@catstronomical) June 1, 2017

Suck my butt?

— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) June 3, 2017

Do you hate covfefe tweets?

— Allison (@sug_knight) May 31, 2017

Hi Tom, it's Josh. When you see me in December will you give me a big hug like you promised?

— Ally Gator (@notacroc) June 1, 2017

And of COURSE the FINAL Question comes from none other than Mike Bigby @MikeBigby

He asks: “Tom will you do me the honour of meeting up with me for a beer?” Tune in to see what Tom says!

Also, we get to the bottom of the Mike Bigby feud.

WOW Thanks for all your questions please follow @FOTSPod on twitter to send a question to a future guest!

WRAP UP – TOM is an author and will perform a piece and we shall discuss.

GET TOM’S BOOK HERE: The Murder of Jed Lombardo

OR Tom really wants to talk about this band and his tattoo, so go on tell us then.

Also – I made up a way to sound like you’re doing an english insult. Any synonym for ‘complete’ and any inanimate object, preferably two syllables each.

ie. complete, utter, absolute, outright, total, wholesale, straight out

object: puddle, mouse pad, dishrag, lamppost, object, mop, shoe lace

Shoutouts to @Dave_Cactus, @RockyMomax, @Markedly and @MagarkPod, @TheToddWilliams,