FOTS 009 @Malt_Skull and the gross mossy pit

Friends of the Show with @Malt_Skull Malty AKA @Malt_Skull on Twitter is one of my good international friends who I have had the pleasure of meeting through DM rooms and is one of the funniest guys out here, fun absurd and great tweets, especially for someone who is tweeting in their second language- because Malt […]

Friends of the Show with @Malt_Skull

@Malt_Skull

Malty AKA @Malt_Skull on Twitter is one of my good international friends who I have had the pleasure of meeting through DM rooms and is one of the funniest guys out here, fun absurd and great tweets, especially for someone who is tweeting in their second language- because Malt is FINNISH! Welcome to the show Malt!

“Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang” -Da Mystery of Chessboxing – Wu-Tang Clan

STORY: The Story of the Gross Mossy Pit

Malt’s favourite Malt Skull TWEETS:

This beauty about a witch, which has been illustrated by a really good illustrator! This has also become a tumblr meme with over 180K Notes on it, ah jeez internet!

me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today!
[100 years ago]
witch: fuck this house

— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) November 2, 2015

This scathing take on CAPITALISM!

[leaving work]
ME: Ok, bye folks -wait, where's my jacket?
BOSS: We sold it, we sold your jacket.
ME: *shaking fist at the sky* CAPITALISM!

— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) December 16, 2015

me: I have a grambling problem
therapist: you mean a gambling problem
me: no I mean this *I start grambling*
therapist: WHAT THE FUCK IS THA

— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) August 3, 2015

BONUS! MY favourite Malt Tweet:

[date]
me *quietly*: don't let her know you miss the late winters of your childhood
her: so-
me: ah, the way the water flowed under the snow

— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) March 18, 2016

Malt’s favourite tweets from OTHERS:

From lovely English gentleman @StephenJMolloy

*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."

— Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) January 27, 2016

From lovely funny english gentleman @PhilMann

Me: lol "duck lips" on selfies
Duck: please what are lips
M: not now
D: mister what are lips
Me: like a soft beak
D: I have more questions

— phil mann (@philmann) January 27, 2016

From Friend of the Show @therealeatwood

[International Criminal Court]
ME: All I said was ‘The Princess Bride’ was good, not great
JUDGE: Beat him to death with Hitler’s bones

— R.E.W. (@therealeatwood) June 23, 2015

BONUS Tweet from DEAD account Tree_Bro

*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh…Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.

— Jackson (@tree_bro) June 11, 2011

QUESTIONS from TWITTER:

From Friend of the show and host of the Making Friends podcast, Mark Magark @markedly

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven Are you the real Avril

— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 18, 2017

From Friend of the Show Mike Bigby @MikeBigby

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven 1. r u a real skelington?
2. i enjoy ur tweets, what do u have to say about that?

— mike bigboy (@MikeBigby) May 15, 2017

From Friend of the Show Bex @Bexdora

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven As you come from real life Narnia, I would like to know:
1) are Centaurs actually dicks?
2) have you ever had a conversation with a beaver?

— The Lady of Whatever (@Bexdora) May 18, 2017

From Friend of the Show Annie Bean @notabeanie

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven what should I have for breakfast?

— beanlet (@notabeanie) May 15, 2017

From friend of the Show Will @upsidedowntrash

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven When will you come to America and be my best friend

— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) May 18, 2017

From pal of the show @Druuuck

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven Would you eat 1,000 $1,000 bills if someone paid you a million dollars to do it?
Also can I borrow a million dollars?

— Duck. (@druuuck) May 16, 2017

Finally, from Twitter user @economybacon

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven What is a Jocular Grotto and why are you inviting me to it?

— Johnathan (@economybacon) May 18, 2017

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven Would you be willing to list the dangers of Snake Peak in your sexiest snake accent, please?

— ghost mom (@radtoria) May 20, 2017

Thanks everyone who submitted a question, to have your question asked on a future episode please follow @FOTSPod on Twitter and watch for calls for questions.

WRAP UP

Malt is from Finland – what are the things about Finland we should know?

Let’s talk about the horse game you found!

(Link to the horse game)

Finnish Language Lesson – three key phrases we should know:

1- Where is the bathroom?

2- HEllo, my name is Steven W Skinner

3- Yes, I killed them, I murdered them all and they deserved it!

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