Friend Diagram
32 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -An audio diary for Ian, Rob, and a special Friend.
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FD 037W: "2020 Election Hotline Pt. 2" Edition
November 19, 2020 03:18 - 21 minutes - 29.6 MBElection Day Onwards
FD 036W: "2020 Election Hotline Pt. 1" Edition
November 03, 2020 01:43 - 15 minutes - 21.3 MBThe election hotline is still open for the foreseeable future- call in and give us your election feelings! (215) 650-7397
FD 035: "I'm *also* mad at them" Edition
October 13, 2020 00:05 - 1 hour - 116 MBRecorded September 29, 2020 Rob doesn't know what he's spending his time on, but it's nice to have it back Call our election hotline and give us your election feelings! (215) 650-7397 Tasting Notes: No! Sock! Summer! Rob is trying to be a poll worker, and Ian knows what that is Pandemic Groceries Historical LEGO (Toys N Bricks) Your Own Voice, Dentists, and Brocolli Kvetching about how everyone else is "dealing" with quarentine What are you wearing A question we are uniquely suited to ans...
FD 033: "You Don't Have to be Productive During a Pandemic" Edition
April 12, 2020 01:22 - 6.18 MB(You never have to be productive, but especially not now) Recorded April 11, 2020
FD 029: "Mixed Success" Edition w/ Chelsea
March 22, 2020 13:04 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBRecorded Jan 7, 2020 Chelsea went sledding! Rob had a mixed success at maintaining his lane. And Ian made coupons! Tasting Notes: Riding in the Bed of a Pickup Truck Additions to the Christmas Canon Chelsea's Christmas was full of Puzzles and Sledding The Reverse Microwave Bill Murray Christmas Hallmark Movies Rob Describes the Main Plot Point of A Royal Christmas Rob's New Year's Eve LEGO Set Somehow it's 2020 and We Still Have to Be Grateful to Corporations for Having Interesting Female ...
FD 028: "Pumpkin Spice" Edition w/ Jackie
February 22, 2020 14:02 - 2 hours - 108 MBRecorded October 11, 2019 It's a Wonderful Night for Eyebrows, It's a Wonderful Night for Teeth Tasting Notes: The "Cryopodcasters" are Back Walking in the Dark Stairs can be "Fun" Things you Wanted in your House as a Kid Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Hallow2019 Strong Middle Schooler Energy Early YouTube Modding Clothes Moving Sin Tasks The Worst Things You've Moved Rob & Jackie Live Together Now! Grinch Night Real World Magic Dreams What Are You Wearing Links: Wallace and Grommet: The ...
FD 012: "Super Woke Dick Jokes" Edition w/ Kevin
April 27, 2019 14:04 - 3 hours - 130 MBRecorded January 10, 2018 It took Ian 472 days after recording to edit and post this one. You can write your own punchline here. Tasting Notes: Pre-Show: Scary Champagne Bottles Intro Rob's Quiz Game Reccuring Dreams Big Bang Theory What are you wearing? - Rob Willed a Show into Existence 2017 New Years Resolutions - Ian Saw Monster Trucks Regrets Habits Taking Sick Days - Ian is a judgemental jerk A Slogan for 2018 - The Space Between Train Stations Links: The State of Kentucky Made KFC...
FD011: Xmas Edition 2017
April 17, 2019 02:33You never know when Xmas may strike [This is a placeholder- this episode will be released at a later date]
FD 011: Xmas Edition 2017
April 17, 2019 02:33You never know when Xmas may strike [This is a placeholder- this episode will be released at a later date]
Slogan 2019: "Train Noise" Edition w/ Chelsea & Nick
January 16, 2019 05:36 - 11 minutes - 8.45 MBExcerpt from Episode 23, Recorded January 7, 2019 Keep this close to your heart, all year long
FD010: "Not That Cold Out" Edition
January 12, 2019 19:20 - 2 hours - 91.7 MBIntro Ian has a thesis What is Rob Wearing? Becoming your dad Too Much Coffee Taste Test: Candy Corn Hersheys What is Ian Wearing? Twitter Talk Justin Lee Shared a Link Vegeterianism / Veganism Three Types of Healthy Snacks Snapple "Facts" - Legend of the Drunken Master - More "Facts" Let's Hear it for the Jelloman Wintertime Sadness PAX Followup Outtro Links: Seinfeld Twitters (#1) (#2) Snapple Facts (Wikipedia) (Atlantic Article) Legend of the Drunken Master Kazaam Shazaam You Don't Swall...
FD 010: "Not That Cold Out" Edition
January 12, 2019 19:20 - 2 hours - 91.7 MBTasting Notes: Winter (and all that it entails) is coming, and there's nothing Ian can do to stop it Intro Ian has a thesis What is Rob Wearing? Becoming your dad Too Much Coffee Taste Test: Candy Corn Hersheys What is Ian Wearing? Twitter Talk Justin Lee Shared a Link Vegeterianism / Veganism Three Types of Healthy Snacks Snapple "Facts" - Legend of the Drunken Master - More "Facts" Let's Hear it for the Jelloman Wintertime Sadness PAX Followup Outtro Links: Seinfeld Twitters (#1) (#2) ...
FD009: "Chowing Down on a Chocolate Santa" Edition w/ Nick
December 26, 2018 16:46 - 3 hours - 141 MBTasting Notes: Intro Getting Burgled Gluten-Free Peppermint Joe Joes Off-Season Chocolate Elf on a Shelf Ians Cafeteria Woes Commercials which burned into your brain Non-Xmas Xmas Movies Election 2016: The Night Of SLASH Morning After Rob DM'd Election 2016: The Workplace What are you Wearing? - Coffee, Glasses, and the Apocalypse Election 2016: Nick is from Rural PA Election 2016: Make X Y Again Election 2016: "Holiday Party" Election 2016: Realizing Trump Won Holiday Heart Dancing Election...
FD 009: "Chowing Down on a Chocolate Santa" Edition w/ Nick
December 26, 2018 16:46 - 3 hours - 141 MBRecorded November 7, 2017 You ever roll a 1 on a 6 sided die? Tasting Notes: Intro Getting Burgled Gluten-Free Peppermint Joe Joes Off-Season Chocolate Elf on a Shelf Ians Cafeteria Woes Commercials which burned into your brain Non-Xmas Xmas Movies Election 2016: The Night Of SLASH Morning After Rob DM'd Election 2016: The Workplace What are you Wearing? - Coffee, Glasses, and the Apocalypse Election 2016: Nick is from Rural PA Election 2016: Make X Y Again Election 2016: "Holiday Party" E...
FD 008: "Upside Down Vaccuum Cleaner with a Skirt" Edition
October 28, 2018 04:36 - 2 hours - 111 MBRecorded October 24, 2017 You'd be surprised by the hold that a childhood fear can have on you. Ian certainly was. [This is a good one] Tasting Notes: Intro The Morality of Getting Up Early Parking Brakes Rob's New Phone The Gaming Community Disappointed in Books Rob's High School Band Video Game Talk \- Games Rob Doesn't Like \- The Scaredest We've Been in Video Games Rob is Running 1990s Computer Games that apparently still scare Ian Ian's Fucked Up Teeth The Ren Faire Wh...
FD008: "Upside Down Vaccuum Cleaner with a Skirt" Edition
October 28, 2018 04:36 - 2 hours - 111 MBRecorded October 24, 2017 You'd be surprised by the hold that a childhood fear can have on you. Ian certainly was. [This is a good one] Tasting Notes: Intro The Morality of Getting Up Early Parking Brakes Rob's New Phone The Gaming Community Disappointed in Books Rob's High School Band Video Game Talk \- Games Rob Doesn't Like \- The Scaredest We've Been in Video Games Rob is Running 1990s Computer Games that apparently still scare Ian Ian's Fucked Up Teeth The Ren Faire Wh...
FD007: "My Glutens and Me" Edition
October 25, 2018 04:36 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBRecorded Oct 17, 2017 Rob's iPhone doesn't "Just Work". Ian doesn't like peeing in the ocean. And neither of them liked dances in High School Tasting Notes: Intro Rob's Phone Broke \- Rob Got an iPhone? What Are You Wearing \- Ian's Shitty Shoes Wedding Talk Halal Trucks \- Popeyes \- Ian Hikes Tammany Rob Hits the Dance Floor \- High School Dances Ian Saw Modest Mouse \- Setlist Spoilers Peein at the Beach "Bad Optics" BoJack Horseman RealD 3D Playing Video Games Wrong ...
FD 007: "My Glutens and Me" Edition
October 25, 2018 04:36 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBRecorded Oct 17, 2017 Rob's iPhone doesn't "Just Work". Ian doesn't like peeing in the ocean. And neither of them liked dances in High School Tasting Notes: Intro Rob's Phone Broke \- Rob Got an iPhone? What Are You Wearing \- Ian's Shitty Shoes Wedding Talk Halal Trucks \- Popeyes \- Ian Hikes Tammany Rob Hits the Dance Floor \- High School Dances Ian Saw Modest Mouse \- Setlist Spoilers Peein at the Beach "Bad Optics" BoJack Horseman RealD 3D Playing Video Games Wrong ...
FD006: "Mild Grilled Cheese" Edition
October 21, 2018 04:36 - 24 MBRecorded September 18th, 2017 We’ve got a pretty big backlog, and Episode 5 is pretty hard to listen to, so we’re putting out Episode 6 a little early! This week is another shorty which Ian and Rob squeezed in before DND one day. Tasting Notes: Intro Sean Spicer @ The Emmys Salsa Followup TV Talk Ian's "Intro to Ethical Hacking" Class Links Antipasto Tostitos Salsa Con Queso That One Blockbuster Twitter Comedy Club Church Mad Rex Playlist: N/A
FD 006: "Mild Grilled Cheese" Edition
October 21, 2018 04:36 - 24 MBRecorded September 18th, 2017 We’ve got a pretty big backlog, and Episode 5 is pretty hard to listen to, so we’re putting out Episode 6 a little early! This week is another shorty which Ian and Rob squeezed in before DND one day. Tasting Notes: Intro Sean Spicer @ The Emmys Salsa Followup TV Talk Ian's "Intro to Ethical Hacking" Class Links Antipasto Tostitos Salsa Con Queso That One Blockbuster Twitter Comedy Club Church Mad Rex Playlist: N/A
FD 005 W: "A Fascimilie of a Plan" Edition
October 18, 2018 04:36 - 23.9 MBRecorded September 3rd, 2018 [This is not a good first episode] Ian and Rob Recorded a Mini-Sode from the Road! This is kinda a tough listen because Ian blew out his Audio, but we're still putting it out because this was a fun one. Tasting Notes: Intro Road Noise Devil's Path - Drone Guy - Rob Bet Wrong - Homeopathic Medicine What Are You Wearing? - Ian's First Tank - Ian's 13 Year Old Shirt Labor Day Plans MS Bike Ride Salsa Followup Ian is Bad at UHaul Links MS Bike Ride Velveeta and Ro...
FD005 W: "A Fascimilie of a Plan" Edition
October 18, 2018 04:36 - 23.9 MBRecorded September 3rd, 2018 [This is not a good first episode] Ian and Rob Recorded a Mini-Sode from the Road! This is kinda a tough listen because Ian blew out his Audio, but we're still putting it out because this was a fun one. Tasting Notes: Intro Road Noise Devil's Path - Drone Guy - Rob Bet Wrong - Homeopathic Medicine What Are You Wearing? - Ian's First Tank - Ian's 13 Year Old Shirt Labor Day Plans MS Bike Ride Salsa Followup Ian is Bad at UHaul Links MS Bike Ride Velveeta and Ro...
FD 004: "Vanilla Pizza" Edition w/ Kevin
October 11, 2018 11:06 - 88.9 MBRecorded August 21, 2017 we talk music salsa and minimalism w/ kevin Tasting Notes: Intro Kevin Does Improv Kevin "Did" Standup Blind Taste Test Ordering Pizza What Are You Wearing? - Ian's Sanuks - Kevin's Hats Rob Joins and Quits a Dating Site New Years is Rough Ian's Lock Fears Minimalism - Why Kevin Likes It - Why Kevin Hates It - Every Day Carry Media Endings - 17776 - Reply All: Long Distance - Homestuck (Spoilers 1:59 -> end) - Lost (Spoilers 2:06 -> end) Links: Now That's What I...
FD004: "Vanilla Pizza" Edition w/ Kevin
October 11, 2018 11:06 - 88.9 MBRecorded August 21, 2017 we talk music salsa and minimalism w/ kevin Tasting Notes: Intro Kevin Does Improv Kevin "Did" Standup Blind Taste Test Ordering Pizza What Are You Wearing? - Ian's Sanuks - Kevin's Hats Rob Joins and Quits a Dating Site New Years is Rough Ian's Lock Fears Minimalism - Why Kevin Likes It - Why Kevin Hates It - Every Day Carry Media Endings - 17776 - Reply All: Long Distance - Homestuck (Spoilers 1:59 -> end) - Lost (Spoilers 2:06 -> end) Links: Now That's What I...
FD003: "25.5 Miles Per Hour" Edition w/ Arvind
September 17, 2018 04:52 - 2 hours - 122 MBThis week, Ian got confused and thought this was a Tech Podcast. Ooops! We're joined by our Special Friend Arvind, who tells us about the Mahabharata, his space watch, and the virtues of keeping all your clothes in one big bag. Tasting Notes: Intro Alias Fakename Personal Catchphrases Arvind's Future Kids Big 5 (Killing Tech Companies) Musk's Hyperloop Mineral Rights? 25.5 Miles/Hour What Are You Wearing? - Ian's Broken Shoes - Spiderman - Arvind's Space Watch - How Many Tees? - Laundry Hab...
FD 003: "25.5 Miles Per Hour" Edition w/ Arvind
September 17, 2018 04:52 - 2 hours - 122 MBThis week, Ian got confused and thought this was a Tech Podcast. Ooops! We're joined by our Special Friend Arvind, who tells us about the Mahabharata, his space watch, and the virtues of keeping all your clothes in one big bag. Tasting Notes: Intro Alias Fakename Personal Catchphrases Arvind's Future Kids Big 5 (Killing Tech Companies) Musk's Hyperloop Mineral Rights? 25.5 Miles/Hour What Are You Wearing? - Ian's Broken Shoes - Spiderman - Arvind's Space Watch - How Many Tees? - Laundry Hab...
FD002: "B.Y.O.R.P." Edition w/ Toni [Unreleased]
September 03, 2018 21:28Recorded July 17, 2017 [Ian's an idiot, and threw away his part of the recording for this episode. So this is just a placeholder for a future date where Ian pieces together some portion of the episode here. We were joined by Special Friend Toni, who came to discuss Dishwashing, Soap Smells, and Money-Saving Tips for Romantic Getaways]
FD 002: "B.Y.O.R.P." Edition w/ Toni [Unreleased]
September 03, 2018 21:28Recorded July 17, 2017 [Ian's an idiot, and threw away his part of the recording for this episode. So this is just a placeholder for a future date where Ian pieces together some portion of the episode here. We were joined by Special Friend Toni, who came to discuss Dishwashing, Soap Smells, and Money-Saving Tips for Romantic Getaways]
FD 001: "Vampires in a Funhouse" Edition
February 06, 2018 02:41 - 102 MBRecorded Aug 6, 2017 Tasting Notes: Making Fetch Happen, What Are You Wearing, Local Banana Stands, RIP Rob's Car, "A Guy I Made Up", Ian Goes to Yoga, Trespassing (Formerly Stealing, Rob Check), Vietnamese/Thai Iced Coffee, The Farm, Total Alex Move, Ian's Crappy College Drink, Too Much McElroy, Watch Parties, All Chinese to Me, Filenames, YouTube Free Speech, New Mays Resolution, Rob Wants a Phone, [Drink Break], Trolls 2, Gambling, Trash Bag Edicate, Moving, Rob Explains Space Ian: Sto...
FD001: "Vampires in a Funhouse" Edition
February 06, 2018 02:41 - 102 MBRecorded Aug 6, 2017 Tasting Notes: Making Fetch Happen, What Are You Wearing, Local Banana Stands, RIP Rob's Car, "A Guy I Made Up", Ian Goes to Yoga, Trespassing (Formerly Stealing, Rob Check), Vietnamese/Thai Iced Coffee, The Farm, Total Alex Move, Ian's Crappy College Drink, Too Much McElroy, Watch Parties, All Chinese to Me, Filenames, YouTube Free Speech, New Mays Resolution, Rob Wants a Phone, [Drink Break], Trolls 2, Gambling, Trash Bag Edicate, Moving, Rob Explains Space Ian: Sto...
FD000: Slogan Edition w/ Kevin
January 18, 2018 05:41 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MBWhat do you even type here? We're behind. It's me. I have a backlog to edit, someday I'll dig us out. In the meantime, enjoy a mini-episode cut from Episode 13 of Friend Diagram, wherein Rob, Kevin and I try to come up with slogans for 2018.
FD 000: Slogan Edition w/ Kevin
January 18, 2018 05:41 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MBWhat do you even type here? We're behind. It's me. I have a backlog to edit, someday I'll dig us out. In the meantime, enjoy a mini-episode cut from Episode 13 of Friend Diagram, wherein Rob, Kevin and I try to come up with slogans for 2018.