Freeze
211 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 25 ratingsFreeze is a comedian - graphic artist - hop artist and battle rapper. Freeze co-hosted The TVA Show for 2 Years and you can find those archives here!
In the mean time Freeze is selling custom hip hop/rap/roast songs on his website and through Fiverr, and his work will be shared here.
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Episodes
Girth - Lil Dicky Parody
April 27, 2019 01:22 - 4 minutes - 3.74 MBI don't sing. I Sing badly. I had this idea one night so I went line for line just for giggles and shits. Enjoy. You should probably watch Lil Dicky's Earth before listening to this.
Eat That
December 19, 2018 01:40 - 3 minutes - 3 MBIf you ain't eatin ass you playin yourself. Beat From Tristan on the Track https://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandid=534700&vintageVIP=1
Back
August 16, 2017 09:53 - 1 minute - 1.06 MBIt had been quite a few years since I had decided to pull out a pen and pad and just write a flow. This soft demo "Back" was recorded in February of 2017, and I really dig the way it flowed with the soft beat. Definitely a chill song and something I may finish one day. Rough recording, no mixing and mastering or FX.
White Wayne Battle Track
August 16, 2017 09:48 - 1 minute - 1.39 MBLocal Philanthropist GETMONEYRECORDS is an exceptional human being. He often posts about his amazing rap and production skills, yet the only music he's promoting is even crappier music of people he's trying to jock, specifically two cats named 'White Wayne' and "GRITS". Don't worry, their music is nothing to yearn for. He often uses his 22inch Sanyo TV/DVD player all in one to play these albums on live video and talk about how he's signed - yet also a free agent, positing multiple times a da...
Special Episode: Road to VaperSlam 2
March 11, 2016 01:00 - 2 hours - 271 MBOn this special edition episode - Mooch 1 and The Freeze join forces again to bring you an episode from the pits of hell! We discuss Oj Simpson, Hulk Hogan, and way more insanity. Bizarticles and other fan-favorites are present! Then - we tell you why VaperSlam 2 Is the can't miss event of the spring! All of this and more on this special edition of Totally Vaping Awesome!
The Last Episode: Show Finale
December 15, 2015 05:06The TVA show says goodbye in true TVA fashion. We tell new Freeze dating stories, listen to wrestlers sing original songs and finalize the moral tale of the program. Plus, we say goodbye to Jr and Mini jr, Drunk Grandma, Brother Dude and Rocco. Plus, Freeze sings in a show stopping performance that will surely pull at your heart strings. Thank you for being there for us and letting us be there for you.
Ep 142: It's Over Rock...
December 12, 2015 03:04A devastating piece of information rocks the podcast forever. On the lighter side of things, Macho man Randy Savage gives relationship advice, Mooch tells the truth about forced politeness and then the water works hit. This episode is dedicated to the Totally Vaping Audience.
Ep 141: It's all a work
December 09, 2015 06:10Mooch tackles everything. From what the president's speech should have been to Burt Reynolds dispensing hiv. Also on this episode Mooch explains what "a work" means, why sports are more set up than you imagine, how Jared Leto sucks as an actor, musician and person and we get a special phone call from Dusty Rhodes live from beyond the grave.
Ep 140 The People's Champ Returns
December 05, 2015 06:03Finally, Da MoocH Has come back...to Totally Vaping Awesome. In this episode Mooch covers Playboys non nudity future, Disney's dating website, The Batman V Superman trailer, and talks to your kids about what type of people they'll become one day. Plus Mooch covers major changes for the show. All here on totally vaping awesome.
Episode 139: Hostage Sexuation
November 03, 2015 04:44Mooch and Freeze are back! Let's discuss dumb republican presidential candidates; then we again prove why Freeze should host a Late Night Talk Show with Mooch as head writer. We then learn you some amazing facts, 30 of them! Then the articles get bizarre - from Walking Dead in real life to Fuckcoffee! It's good to be back, on Totally Vaping Awesome. iTunes Link to resubscribe - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/totally-vaping-awesome/id804981948?mt=2&mc_cid=dd50740610&mc_eid=8e956168c1
Episode 138: Sodom and Lamarrah
October 17, 2015 01:30Mooch starts the show by weaving a tail of an eerie dream he had last night - and how pissed off he ended up being. Freeze learned some new things this week - spoiler alert - it involves adult diapers! What else is normally associated with adult diapers? Debates. We discuss the democratic debate - and a fan favorite shows up to defend the righteous. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast EP 22: What Are You Really Living For?
October 15, 2015 04:57This week on TVP we're talking about how vaping companies can break into more centralized markets, and expand their market share so as to create a more lasting footprint, and look at Vaporshark's breach in security, and top it all off with an epiphany on how we spend our time, and money, and emotional frame of mind. What are we really living for? Music by Bensound.com Sponsor: www.Cloudsbro.com
Episode 137: Midget Security
October 13, 2015 01:31Mooch tells you how tired of everything he is - including idiots at the mall. Then we discuss Freeze's new rabbit hole of gun ownership. Mooch proposes a new type of security system that is actually the best idea ever. Pepe Lepew is a womanizer, and if you have poopy pants you could be caught stealing stuff! All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 136: Hallowcaust
October 10, 2015 04:12Is Halloween meant to be Scary? Are you 12? Mooch discusses Halloween and his thoughts on it - then we discuss Ben Carson and his skewed ideas on the Holocaust (Prevention). Selena Gomez is a whale of a bitch, and you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why.. Richard(Dick) Chopp is coming to town. To cut your balls. Permanently. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast: Turns 21
October 09, 2015 00:00This week on The Vaping Podcast, we’re talking about some amazing new products that I’m in love with, and reviewing the conversation I had with my grandma about Vaping. Get hype!!! Music: Provided by www.Bensound.com Sponsor: www.CloudsBro.com
Episode 135 - With a Little Help From Our Friends
October 06, 2015 01:46Mooch recounts his recent trip to Dixie Classic Fair - and we get an update from our pal Hurricane Joaquin. We go into discussing the Wonder Years, Joe Cocker, and how every person may need Freeze narrating their life. Fitty Cent is in the news again, literacy rates suck, and farting can get you fired. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 134: Joaquinomics
October 03, 2015 00:36Today's episode starts when Mooch gets a Hangout call from Hurricane Joaquin - who has some fascinating views on the world. We then discuss how Trevor Noah will not last as host of the Daily Show - and we still contend that Freeze makes the better choice. Let's play some Chubby Bunny - stab our ear drums because we should have been born deaf, and learn tons of new things. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast Ep 20: Flap Them Gums
October 01, 2015 03:40This week is the week of new atomizers, and lying to your customer base. Tune in for the madness! BREEEEOOOPAAA! NEW STUFF Vector RDA http://www.beyondvape.com/store/all-tanks-and-atomizers-c-21_65/vulcan-vector-rda-stainless-steel-p-2432.html Mako RDA http://www.beyondvape.com/store/all-tanks-and-atomizers-c-21_65/beyond-vape-mako-rda-p-1927.html Goblin Mini RTA http://www.myvaporstore.com/Youde-UD-Goblin-Mini-RTA-p/yd-gobm.htm WYATT THINGS Crimmy update https://soundcloud.com/joe-p...
Episode 133 : Lil' Grabass
September 30, 2015 00:19On today's program - listen as Mooch elaborates on a tale of woe when encountering an old associate at the mall - this then leads the guys into discussions of Comedian Suicide Prevention Hotlines. Get Bug-a-salted and then sit back - as the first Bizarticle derails the show into a most educational rhythm. All of this and more - on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 132: Savage Skaters
September 26, 2015 03:42This week - Mooch's wife has an experience with some disgruntled skater people; we talk about the Daily Show and other new shows for the fall. We answer your burning questions, and then Freeze teaches you tons of new things he learned - all of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast ep 19: InCRIMMYnating Evidence
September 25, 2015 01:12This week on vaping’s favorite show we’re looking into the scandal behind Dr. Crimmy’s V Liquid mixing lab, The Sigelei 200 watt, and an existential critique on existence all together. Strap In Bucky, It’s rumbling time! Music in order: Miss You-Between The Trees Letters From The Sky-Civil Twilight Eyes On Fire-Blue Foundation
Episode 131 - Captain Slammit
September 23, 2015 01:48This week's show is brought to you by #teamneedmoresleep. Mooch and Freeze discuss the Emmys briefly, angry Christians with Guns, and 1-900 numbers. Freeze brings the Gospel to you on #SingleLyfe and then the guys delve into some bizarticles. See ya this Friday for more Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 130 - You're Terminated
September 18, 2015 03:15Firstly - get a recap of the Republican Debate in the way only Mooch and Freeze can - Drunk Grandma comes by to chat with Freeze - Vladimir Putin and Elton John have a translate fight, Freeze teaches us a ton of new things and more - on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast 18: Raise Your Voice!
September 16, 2015 22:56This week on The Vaping Podcast we’re talking about different types of cotton, a badass new ohm meter, and the Snow Wolf. On the topics front, we’re talking about cloning juices, effective advocacy, and how Vaping has affected my way of life. New Contact Email: [email protected] Music in order Richman-3oh3 She’s In Pictures-Man Overboard Say You Like Me-We The Kings A Boy Brushed Red, but Living In Black-Underoath
Episode 129: We're Back... In Black
September 15, 2015 03:21On this week Mooch recaps his post- VapeMania vacation - and delves into the creepy and talentless time he had there. We then move onto Holograms - and how we think they are stupid-ish. Bill Cosby's Angels are in the news again - Mini Jr and Junior Review VapeMania 15 - Get Kickstarted and enjoy some ball fondling card games - all this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome
The Vaping Podcast 17: I Can't Even Email!
September 10, 2015 03:36This week a very special friend makes her second appearance on the show, and we talk some politics, Some cocktails, and A pyramid Scheme called "Vemma". Get Hype! Music in order: I Do- ARTTM Erase-Copeland
The Vaping Podcast 16: Mooch Over Buddy, It's My Turn!
September 02, 2015 16:29This week on TVP, we're talking to Mooch one about why drinking is bad, and how he lost his virginity, as well as some podcasting info about podcasting! Get Hype!! Music In Order Of Appearance: Invisible - Man Overboard So Far Away - Mayday Parade Mute - Lost Ocean
Road to VapeMania 15 - Episode 128
September 01, 2015 03:08In studio we have a guest CJ; from vWo and Vapor Trail! It's the Road to VapeMania 15 - and the show is filled with awesome. We talk with Stefan Didak of #NotBlowingSmoke about the workshop - and we have a ton of fun. Brother Dude shows up to defend his pal Hulk, and we learn about botched surgeries. See you in 2 Fridays, and see you this weekend at VapeMania 15!
Episode 127: Hypocritical Regurgitator
August 28, 2015 04:48On this Friday's edition of Totally Vaping Awesome, we took about the man behind Bobby's World, and how comedians should never have to apologize. Speaking of puking up bullshit, Donald Trump is at it again! We hate Facebook Rest In Peacers, and learn that the dead can't read your status. We learn a bunch of new facts, hint hint.. make sure she swallows. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 126: Stand By Me
August 25, 2015 04:09Women, your men will never cheat on you with a hotter woman; and Batman is no exception, Straight Outta Abuse - Dr Dre's battered past; Corey Feldman can't even get a gig for Special Olympics! We play The Voice: Celebrity Edition, then have some fun with the bizartcles! All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast Ep 15: BRRRREEEOOOPPPPAAA!!!
August 23, 2015 21:30This week on the Vaping Podcast, We're talking about The EZ Dripper, AWT 3800 MaH batteries, and WHALES!!! Come join in the fun! Music in order of appearance Drown - BMTH I Can Make You Feel Young Again - Copeland Whole Again - Jake McElfresh
Episode 125: Deez Nuts
August 22, 2015 02:18What happens when anyone can run for President? North Carolina happens. How's Ben Affleck's sex life? Let's ask Matt Damon. Do you have an imaginary friend? Millions of Christians do too! How many days can a woman stay drowned in a pool? All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 124: Vapor Joe and Facebook Walk Into a Bar
August 18, 2015 03:17On this Episode of Totally Vaping Awesome we delve into the super and the hero.. Ben Affleck sleeps with nanny's while Batman eternally sleeps... Vapor Joe comes on and we discuss Facebook taking down his groups - and bringing them back today.. The shit gets weird, and we bearly make it through - all of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast 14: Never Say Never
August 16, 2015 05:27This week we talk about the DNA 200 from VaporShark, The realization that Facebook doesn't give a fuck about us, and some gorgeous AU women. Starring: Wyatt Park, and Raymond Hayse Music in order of appearance: The Curse of Perfect Days- Emery Off I Go- Greg Laswell Never Say Never- The Fray
Episode 123: Baja Blast
August 14, 2015 06:01The show gets a few upgrades and we talk about Bill Cosby accusers, Billy Joel is a 66 year old new father, Will Smith is crazy but his kids are worse, Deadwood may be coming back, Junior and Minnie Jr take us to the crik; plus Brother Dude eats tac-hoes and Mooch plays cringe worthy tracks from that one time he made a cheap country record.
Episode 122 - Mooch-aFreeze Explosion ft Vapor Joe and Tyger
August 11, 2015 04:26What's a bloodier race than the Boston Marathon? Listen to the bizarticle this week to find out. Hear our thoughts on the Republican Debate, celebrities who have been arrested, and a tell-all interview with Vapor Joe and Tyger Tyger on VapeMania 15, Weddings, and more. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast 13: At The Drive In
August 09, 2015 04:04Smoking wasn’t just an addiction, it was a way of life, The Opus 200 is a dope ass device, and Raymond drops by to have a chat about women, and racism. Get it all here on The Vaping Podcast. Get Hype!
Episode 121: Dumbing Down America
August 07, 2015 03:29If a republican shits in the woods, does it smell like shit? Jon Stewart has made you dumber... Chris Farley.. A man, a myth, or a legend? Also: learn many things including Sean Connery's Borat impression, and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 120: Fight or Flight
August 04, 2015 03:57First we look into the duality of man, with the fight or flight mechanisms; and how different situations call for different choices. Then we go into the difficulties of raising kids in today's world; followed by a hole-in-one from one hole. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome.
The Vaping Podcast Ep 12: Use Your Head
August 02, 2015 04:10After some major rebranding, Wyatt Park comes back with ‘TVP’. This week on TVP: Head transplants, Trademark Infringement, and White privilege. Get Hype!!
Episode 119: Rowdy Roddy Facts
August 01, 2015 02:15The bagpipes begin to play as we find out Rowdy Roddy Piper passed away just a moment before going live; so we discuss it... too soon? We think not. We celebrate one of, if not the, greatest heels and the person who bridged the gap between wrestling and music. We go on to discuss movies, and Freeze admits that his last theater going was embarrassing. Then on a new segment, learn some crazy things you might not have ever heard of, or cared about. All of this and more, on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 118: VapeMania Address and Convention Talk
July 28, 2015 04:17VapeMania is enacting policies that we feel best represent our brand and the vendor's brands alike. Learn about our motivations, what to expect and the actual intricacies of creating these changes with our vendors. Then we let loose. Honor celebrity death with class, kick start your week in the bat-not so-mobile and Freeze presents the most iconic bizarticle ever to hit the podcast.
Episode 117: Brother, Dude.
July 27, 2015 03:03According to the WWE, Hulk Hogan doesn't exist, and we agree with the consequences that were handed down. Mooch has his first gig in over a year, hear about it. Learn whether you're a brother, dude, dudette, brother dude; and more on a special Sunday Episode of Totally Vaping Awesome
Episode 116: Progressive Feminism
July 21, 2015 03:27This week more on Bill Cobsy, this may be the final chapter for us on that! This week on Kickstarter, a new segment where Freeze brings you rediculous KickStarter items; and this intro one is amazing. Let's get progressive! Outside shooting people? Let's close school down and more on Totally Vaping Awesome. No show this Friday, Freeze is having surgery, so we will see you next week!
WTWTA 11 : The Mooch You Know
July 19, 2015 02:47This week on for the show, I have a very special guest in the studio for an interview. Mooch from the TVA show is on with me to talk about Vapemania, and his roots as a person, this all leading up to whether or not his polarizing opinions are just the truth, or really a sign that he's an asshole. Get Hype fellas, and fellettes!
Episode 115: Krazy Kravitz
July 18, 2015 02:37Republicans got 16 candidates but a President aint one. Why type casting exists, and how you should be less of a bitch about it. Greatest idea for online dating and so much more, on Totally Vaping Awesome.
Episode 114: Pardon Me
July 14, 2015 02:44Obama pardons a bunch of drug dealers; and Mooch doesn't agree with it. Dusty Rhodes swings down to give Freeze an uplifting message and we learn that the Tooth Fairy isn't quite universal. All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome. Register for free for VapeMania 15 right now: www.vapemaniacon.com
WTWTA Ep 10: Explicit Feelings For The Contemporary Citizen
July 12, 2015 02:23A brand new device in my hands, that has in some ways changed my perspective on Vaping as a whole, A juice company doing everything right, and an some insight into the next BIG civil rights movement in America. This and more this week on Where The Wyatt Things Are. Get Hype!
Episode 113: Got One Less Problem Without You
July 11, 2015 01:36Mooch introduces you to Freeze's outlet for Anger, we discuss licking donuts, Secret Democrat Spies, and we top it off with a BLT of maybes. Find out how to win some free shit next week, and more on Totally Vaping Awesome. Hint, it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt1IUjCgClI
Episode 112: Hello Diane
July 07, 2015 04:03This week we discuss the brand new update to the Cosby debaucle; we discuss shitting on comedians; and then heads will roll with this week's bizarticle! All of this and more on Totally Vaping Awesome