Chelsy And Noelle Go To Hell
333 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago - ★★★★★ - 195 ratingsAn occasionally funny podcast for deviants, nerds, and the occasional conspiracy theorist.
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Episode 142: Secrets of Fátima: Divine Warnings for the New Age
April 10, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBDive into the mystical story of the 1917 Fátima apparitions in Portugal, where three young shepherds claimed encounters with the Virgin Mary, revealing secrets that have fueled conspiracy theories and debates for over a century. We'll explore the context of these apparitions, the Church's response, and why the Fátima secrets continue to captivate and haunt believers and skeptics alike. Join us as we delve into this saga of divine prophecy, celestial warnings, and humanity's quest ...
Episode 141: Gnosticism and the Church of Christian Conspiracy
April 02, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBIn this riveting episode, we explore Gnosticism, an ancient belief system asserting that hidden knowledge, or gnosis, is the key to spiritual enlightenment and liberation from the material world. Gnostics believe our world is ruled by flawed entities, demiurges, and that through esoteric wisdom, one can transcend this illusionary existence. Have the Christian elites been keeping the truth from us this entire time? Tune in to find out.
Episode 140: If It's Boeing, I Ain't Going
March 23, 2024 00:00 - 42 minutes - 35.1 MBJohn Barnett, a whistleblower and former Boeing engineer, was found dead under mysterious circumstances, raising suspicions around his alleged suicide on the day he was to testify against Boeing. His allegations against Boeing involved compromised safety and production standards, especially regarding the 787 Dreamliner jets. This incident has intensified scrutiny over Boeing, amidst ongoing investigations into their safety practices and product audits. Join us as we dive into the r...
Episode 139: Aaron Bushnell & the Extreme Act of Protest
March 08, 2024 00:00 - 57 minutes - 51.3 MBSelf-immolation has deep roots across various cultures and periods, symbolizing extreme dissent or spiritual devotion. On February 28th, Bushnell performed this act to protest against the United States' support for the Palestinian genocide. Before setting himself on fire, he expressed his motivations through a livestream, screaming "Free Palestine" as he burned. TAPS non-profit AFSC.org
Episode 138: The History of Alchemy
February 28, 2024 00:00 - 55 minutes - 49.8 MBJoin us as we dive into the intriguing world of alchemy, exploring its historical significance, its enduring allure, and its surprising relevance in today's society. From the quest for the philosopher's stone to the transformation of base metals, we uncover the secrets and symbolism in this ancient art, shedding light on its mystical roots and its profound impact on science and culture throughout the ages.
Episode 137: The Oracle of Delphi - Ancient Mysteries and Modern Relevance
February 18, 2024 00:00 - 59 minutes - 52.9 MBStep into the mystical realm of ancient Greece as we uncover the secrets of the Oracle of Delphi in our latest episode. From its origins as the sacred sanctuary of Apollo to its pivotal role in shaping history, we explore the enduring fascination surrounding the Oracle and its cryptic pronouncements that continue to captivate the imagination today.
Episode 136: Exploring the Phenomenon of Virgin Births
February 16, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBJoin us as we unravel the scientific, historical, and cultural aspects surrounding the intriguing phenomenon of virgin births. From miraculous tales to modern-day marvels, we explore the mysteries, theories, and implications of virgin births across various species and sub-cultures within the United States.
Episode 135: Myths That Merge: Greek & Roman Mythology in Biblical Stories
February 02, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBDiscover the surprising parallels and shared motifs that bridge storied traditions, shedding light on how classical mythology has influenced and been reinterpreted through the lens of the Bible. Whether you're a mythology enthusiast or a biblical scholar, this episode promises to reveal new insights and stir your curiosity about the timeless stories that continue to influence our world.
Episode 134: Phantom of the Time Opera
January 16, 2024 00:00 - 54 minutes - 47.4 MBImagine a world where history and time were a fabrication and join us as we delve into the controversial Phantom Time Hypothesis. Could historical figures be mere constructs of a grand historical conspiracy? Tune in for a journey through this shadowy corridor of history and party like it's 1799.
Episode 133: Arthur: The Once and Future King
January 09, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBExplore the blend of history and myth surrounding Britain's most legendary king and discover how Arthur's tale, often shrouded in mystery and magic, has been shaped by historians and storytellers through the ages. From the early medieval chronicles to the romanticized writings, we unravel the layers of Arthur's story, examining the historical evidence behind his existence and the cultural impact of his enduring legend. We bend the knee!
Episode 132: Predictive Programming: Deep Dive into 'Leave the World Behind'
December 20, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBLeap into the shadowy world of predictive programming in this gripping episode, where we unravel its eerie ties to the film "Leave the World Behind." Witness how the movie's haunting depiction of societal collapse and unexpected calamity reflects the ominous theory that media stealthily molds our expectations of looming disasters. Are we glimpsing our potential future through the lens of blockbuster hits? Tune in to find out more.
Episode 131: Times Square: From Red to Bright Lights
December 09, 2023 00:00 - 57 minutes - 47.6 MBDive into Times Square's dramatic transformation from a notorious hub of sex work in the 1970s and 1980s to the family-friendly tourist destination it is today. We explore the social, economic, and political forces that spurred this change, shedding light on the area's gritty past and its subsequent facelift.
Episode 130: Eerie Tales of the Jersey Devil
December 01, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 41.9 MBDelve into the chilling saga of the Jersey Devil, a figure shrouded in centuries of folklore. With recent sightings sparking new interest, we question if these stories are mere myths or something more.
Episode 129: Uncovering Hidden Truths of Cold War UFOs and CIA Secrets
November 17, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutes - 49.6 MBJoin us to explore Oscar Linke's case and other UFO enigmas, as we analyze declassified CIA files, delve into Project Blue Book, and scrutinize the Robertson Panel. Set against the 1952 Washington D.C. UFO sightings and the intrigue of Cold War espionage, we reveal how fears of extraterrestrial and Soviet threats influenced government actions, guiding you through a secretive journey into history.
Episode 128: The Nightmarchers of Hawaii
November 10, 2023 00:00 - 53 minutes - 44.5 MBVenture into the shadows of the Hawaiian islands on this week's episode where we unravel the spine-chilling legend of the Nightmarchers, known in the native tongue as huakaʻi pō. We'll explore the origins of these spectral entities, said to roam the lands after sunset, and the eerie signs that foretell their approach. Listen in, if you dare, to the call of the conch shell and the beat of the drums that signal the Nightmarchers' solemn march—a procession that's best left undisturbe...
Episode 127: Folie à Deux and the Slippery Slope of Shared Insanity
October 27, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBDelve into the fascinating psychological phenomenon known as 'folie à deux,' or 'shared psychosis.' Join us as we discuss real-life cases, explore the underpinnings of this rare psychiatric syndrome, and ponder the precarious nature of sanity itself. Are we all just a step away from losing our grip on reality, or is there something deeply rooted in the human connections that can sometimes pull us into another person's delusion?
Episode 126: The Deeper Meaning of Dreams
October 25, 2023 00:00 - 2 hours - 95.2 MBDive into the enigmatic world of dreams, where we unravel their mysteries and decode their symbolic meanings. From nocturnal narratives that spark inspiration to perplexing visions that leave us pondering, we explore the profound depths of the subconscious mind and how it impacts our waking lives. Link to Dream Diary.
Episode 125: A Smidgen of Mystery in the Appalachian Mountains
October 13, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBVenture into the mystical realms of the Appalachian Mountains, a sprawling range steeped in centuries-old folklore and chilling tales of perplexing beings that roam its dense, shadowy woods.
Episode 124: The Lurid Lore and Legends of Utah
October 11, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBJoin us as we dive into the most apparitional of what Utah has to offer; from the enigmatic inscription on Lilly E. Gray's gravestone to the eerie green mists of the Ogden Cemetery, supernatural activities linger within the state's scenic beauty. Through these tales and more, Utah unveils a shadowy narrative of specters, strange beings, and unexplained events that continue to bewitch and befuddle those daring enough to delve into its dark past. As promised, the hotel.
Episode 123: Unveiling FanX 2023: Stars, Secrets, and Star Wars
September 29, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBDive into unexpected panelist changes, exclusive behind-the-scenes tales, and unforgettable encounters with iconic heroes. We also delve into Star Wars discussions and celebrate the enduring magic of comic books. Tune in for the ultimate FanX recap experience - and for full panel recordings, head to our Patreon where they've been made public (and free).
Episode 122: Cryptid Pigs and British Colonialism
August 30, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBJoin us as we journey into the heart of Papua New Guinea's dense jungles to uncover the legend of the elusive devil-pig. Delve into its lore, dissect eyewitness accounts, and examine the cultural significance of this enigmatic creature, all while unraveling the captivating threads that weave this cryptid into the fabric of local beliefs and global curiosity.
Episode 121: Teresa of Ávila: Penetrating Light
August 18, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBThe 16th-century nun, Teresa of Ávila, stands as a towering figure in Christian spirituality, known for her profound religious visions and writings. Among her most famous experiences is her vision of an angel piercing her heart, an ecstatic encounter she detailed with fervent emotion. Though typically viewed through a spiritual framework, some modern scholars offer a celestial interpretation, highlighting an intriguing confluence of faith, science, and the ever-shifting cultural z...
Episode 120: Nazca Lines and the Peruvian Face Peelers
August 11, 2023 00:00 - 37 minutes - 30 MBRecently, a small Peruvian village has been gripped by fears of "Face-Peeler" aliens, unsettling beings rumored to harass and harm locals. This contemporary event adds another layer to Peru's enigmatic history with extraterrestrials and UFOs, such as the Nazca lines, vast geoglyphs that some believe could be extraterrestrial in origin. Have these aliens been here all along? Tune in to find out. Donate to the Maui Wildfires here.
Episode 119: Congressional Hearings on UAPs and Disclosure: Decoding the Truth
July 28, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBDelve into the groundbreaking July 26th congressional hearing that turned the tide on our understanding of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs). Join us as we unpack compelling testimonies from recognized experts Ryan Graves, David Grusch, and David Fravor, who not only confirm the existence of UAPs but reveal that the U.S. government holds tangible proof. Tune in to unravel the implications of these revelations for humanity, as we dissect key statements and their potential impac...
Episode 118: The Validity of Gossip
July 21, 2023 00:00 - 56 minutes - 43.5 MBThroughout the ages, marginalized individuals have faced various attempts to suppress communication, from witch hunts to "bike faces." Discover how gossip, once a valuable means of sharing information and connecting with others, has been tainted by societal forces, and unravel the reasons behind its vilification.
Episode 117: The Sewer Man of South Carolina
July 08, 2023 00:00 - 55 minutes - 43.9 MBDiscover the chilling legend of the Third Eye Man, a mysterious and dapper creature rumored to dwell in the tunnel systems of the University of South Carolina, where witness accounts dating back to the 1800s have left people bewildered and disturbed. Join us as we delve into the eerie depths of this haunting legend and unravel the secrets behind this enigmatic underground figure.
Episode 116: The Djinn: Ominous Encounters and Enchantments
June 30, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBDelve into the mysterious world of the Djinn, supernatural entities shrouded in enigma and folklore. From whispered alien connections to intriguing military legends, prepare to unravel the secrets that surround these elusive beings and venture into the depths of the Djinn's realm.
Episode 115: Las Vegas Aliens and Weather Anomalies
June 24, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBWitness the astonishing consequences when Project HAARP ignites across the United States, triggering a chain of events that unveils a mysterious influx of extraterrestrial beings in the vibrant city of Las Vegas. Embark on a captivating journey with us as we delve into these peculiar encounters, unraveling the shocking truth that the true adversaries lurk amidst us, camouflaged in plain sight.
Episode 114: The Kraken: Tales of Terror and Tentacles
June 16, 2023 00:00 - 56 minutes - 44.9 MBFrom ancient Norse sagas to Greek mythology, join us as we embark on a deep dive into the captivating lore surrounding the Kraken and its destructive might. This colossal sea creature, renowned for its massive tentacles and fearsome reputation, has enchanted seafarers and storytellers for centuries. Could it still be lurking in the ocean's depths, ready to unleash its terror on this very day?
Episode 113: Downtown Mercy Brown and the Northeast Vampires
June 13, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBSince their emergence in the 1400s, vampires have captivated the human imagination. Yet, the prominent figures of Vlad the Impaler and Dracula have cast long shadows over encounters with these supernatural beings, particularly in the new world. Embark on an enlightening journey as we shed new light on the peculiar pandemic that swept across the United States during the late 1800s. Join us for a fresh perspective on this mysterious phenomenon. Special shoutout to UFO Insight for th...
Episode 112: Shark Attacks and Missing Teenagers
June 02, 2023 00:00 - 49 minutes - 40.4 MBThe video of Cameron Robbins in the Bahamas has taken social media by storm and internet sleuths are scouring the footage frame by frame, determined to prove that the mysterious figure in the waters with the boy is a great white shark. Join us on this relaxed fit episode as Noelle is out of town and we bring in a guest to talk about some of the most infamous shark attacks in history.
Episode 111: Stardust Ranch and Fighting Aliens
May 26, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBJohn and Joyce Edmonds thought they found their dream home on this sprawling 10-acre property, but strange phenomena quickly shattered their expectations. From eerie noises and mysterious lights in the sky to the presence of unsettling figures creeping closer to their home, the Edmonds' experience took a terrifying turn. Brace yourself for an episode that might just change your perception of Arizona's extraterrestrial legacy.
Episode 110: Evil Eyes and Italian Folklore
May 19, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBSouthern Italy is rooted in Mediterranean folklore and magic, where Roman influence meets backwoods beliefs, these cultural roots come together in ways we still see in modern times. From lavishing newborns with gold jewelry to tossing spilled salt, join us as we dive into these rituals and cover what you can do to protect yourself from the always-looming evil eye.
Episode 109: Counting Salt and Riding Bunnies - A Look Into Italian Witchcraft
April 28, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBWitchcraft in Italy dates back to ancient Rome, but during the medieval era, it was viewed as a threat to Christian society because of its association with devil worship. Come along as we explore the fascinating stories of Italian witches throughout history and discover the lingering folk beliefs that still enchant the modern era. We will provide the salt but you need to bring a broom from home.
Episode 108: Sexy Sleep Demons - The Rise of the Incubus and Succubus in History
April 21, 2023 23:36 - 50 minutes - 40.2 MBIn the days of old, incubus and succubus demons were blamed for causing erotic dreams and driving people to madness. Despite modern science attempting to dismiss these ancient beliefs, there remains an eerie feeling that lingers in the air when we wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. Could it be that they are still lurking in the shadows, waiting for their next victim? Join us on a journey into the murky history of these demons that continue to haunt our cultural ...
Episode 107: The Keening Wails of Banshees and Ancient Irish History
April 11, 2023 00:00 - 50 minutes - 40.5 MBBanshees are thought to be descendants of the fairy race, but the true origins of these ominous beings remain shrouded in mystery. Could they have arisen from the ancient Irish tradition of keening, or do their roots run deeper into the dark heart of Ireland's mythic past? Join us as we explore the history of banshees and look into some of their most nefarious sightings in history...
Episode 106: GOOP and the Rise of Almond Moms
March 31, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBTake a sip of your calorie-free bone broth and get ready to feel poor as we closely examine Gweneth Paltrow's influence on wealthy and upper-middle-class women worldwide. Join us as we explore the scientific claims behind frequency stickers and musty candles, and take a closer look at the world of "almond moms," overpriced toothpaste accessories, and popular pseudosciences.
Episode 105: Lady Gaga and the Stolen Identity of Lina Morgana
March 17, 2023 00:00 - 51 minutes - 41.2 MBIn the late 2000s, Lina Morgana was starting to become a rising star in the music industry. She was insanely talented, had her own original songs, creative music videos, and even a publishing deal with Sony Music. For all intents and purposes, she and her (almost as talented) best friend Stefani Germanotta had everything going for them...so what could have possibly gone wrong and why does it sound eerily sinister?
Episode 104: The Unholy Mess of the Biebers, Selena Gomez, and the Hillsong Church Part II
March 10, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBJoin us as we dive back into the captivating and controversial timeline of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. We're discussing a series of revealing interviews in which Justin alludes to potential abuse within the industry and even states that his marriage was arranged, with both Hailey and Hillsong Church at the center of these eyebrow-raising conspiracies.* *alleged
Episode 103: The Holy Mess of the Biebers, Selena Gomez, and the Hillsong Church Part 1
March 04, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBJoin us as we explore the shady history of the Hillsong Church and its alleged control over the Hollywood elite. With members being pressured to conform to certain expectations and even experiencing emotional manipulation, the church still manages to attract big-name celebs like Justin Bieber and his wife, Hailey, who have been heavily involved in Hillsong for years. What's the deal with this controversial church and what does it have to do with Selena Gomez?
Episode 102: The East Palestine Train Disaster and the Conspiracy of the Elite
February 24, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBThe masses have been looking to the skies as the recent sightings of UFOs have increased tenfold - normally, these unexplained phenomena would be a dream to the conspiracy crowd but the unfortunate reality is so much worse than an alien invasion. From everything with recent trail derailments to aliens, UFOs, and the supposed conspiracy of the global elite, join us as we start at the top and end up in a literal waking nightmare.
Episode 101: The Cennina Encounter
February 11, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutes - 47.7 MBIn the early morning of November 1st, 1954, Cennina native Rosa Lotti set out to make a trip into town on foot but was intercepted by a strange craft with two beings inside. What she saw may sound unbelievable, but unbeknownst to Rosa was that at the time of her strange encounter, hundreds of witnesses from all over the world were about to corroborate her incredible story.
Episode 100: The Mariana Trench
February 04, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MBThe Mariana Trench is one of the most mysterious and unexplored places on our planet. Roughly 211 miles southeast of Guam, its waters are so deep that they have never been fully explored. It is said that strange creatures lurk in its murky abyss, and even the amoeba there are 10 centimeters long. It is a place of darkness and danger, a place where even science cannot explain...
Episode 99: Chelsy and Noelle Go to College
January 25, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBJoin us on a very special episode where we were invited to speak about conspiracy theories at Weber State University. From why people are attracted to them, to some of our very own favorites, put on your tinfoil hat and enjoy!
Episode 98: Cursed Movies and Their Trails of Destruction
January 13, 2023 00:00 - 55 minutes - 43.8 MBJoin us as we explore the strange and sinister world of The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby, with an in-depth look at the horror, superstition, and misfortune that surround these infamous films.
Episode 97: The Multifarious Victims of the Hope Diamond
January 06, 2023 00:00 - 45 minutes - 35.9 MBA cursed object is something that is intended to cause harm to someone, through either direct means or supernatural forces. There are many items in this world that could fall into the category of "cursed," but all fail in comparison to the infamous reputation of the Hope Diamond.
Episode 96: The Arrest and Possession of Clarita Villanueva
December 31, 2022 00:00 - 45 minutes - 36.6 MBClarita Villanueva was not dealt a winning hand at life - she was abandoned by her father and forced to live on the streets following her mother's death. It wasn't until her arrest for solicitation and vagrancy, however, that Clarita's life really took a hard turn toward something genuinely sinister and evil.
Episode 95: Room 315 of the Alaskan Hotel
December 15, 2022 00:00 - 54 minutes - 43.5 MBBuilt in the early 1900s and sitting within the infamous Alaskan Triangle, the Alaskan Hotel is slowly gaining high favor with the paranormal community. From UFOs to ghosts, there is a strong agreement that even to this day, something is going on with this historic hotel...
Episode 94: The Life and Times of Edgar Allan Poe
December 13, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBEdgar Allan Poe is an icon in the literary and horror scenes - his works have continued to impact pop culture and have established him as a household name worldwide. What you know is his writing, but what you don't know are the mysterious circumstances in which he died...
Episode 93: Conspiracies and Secrets of the Vatican
December 02, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBDespite being less than 100 years old, the Vatican archives hold some of the oldest secrets known to mankind. Join us as we dive into some of its rumored mysteries, from the letters of Saint Paul to predictions about the end of the world.