Saved by the Smell

Saved by the Bell is getting a reboot which we are very excited about. But Screech isn't taking part because he was in a sex tape called Saved by the Smell. This prompts a Paxmanesque interrogation of what the plot could be with a title like that (dont worry we keep it clean). Foxy is thinking about a career change so we try the government website for advice. You'll love what it recommends for us. We catch up with White Dee from Benefits Street and recruit her as our celebrity guest booker, chiefly because the only celebrity we know is White Dee from Benefits Street.