Forgive Us Our Cines

Episode 48: VA: Vietnam Anon

I'm not racist but...I listen to Forgive Us Our Cines! Hmmm is our audience a reflection of what we say on the podcast ? Eh, who's got time for that when, through the sounds of war, ring the soft melodies of the Duo chattering away about the Stanley Kubrick film, Full Metal Jacket. Grab you helmets, throw on some Ride of the Valkyries, and question the very essence of what it means to be human in the darkest episode ever... 

Episode 47: It Was the Demigod, I Swear

Whachunobout Sandalwood? Cinema of the Kannada persuasion? Oh, well, let us introduce you to this gem - Kanatara. Rishab Shetty is pulling quadruple duty with his writing, directing, and dual roles in this action-packed, humous, culturally rich film from coastal Karnataka. This was a fun conversation where we address representation, internalized racism, and water slides so tune in.

Episode 46: Big Awards Go Boom Boom

Ah the lights, the stars, the little golden men waiting to be taken away into their new homes. That's right folks, its that time of the year again, THE OSCARS (96th)((not noice)). Follow along with the Duo as they cover a range of categories and hear about some of the movies you might have missed out on or ones you've loved. 

Episode 45: White Boi Problems

Embark on this epic discussion with us as we explore the directing of Denis Villeneuve and his cumulative vision of the Muad'Dib, the Messiah, Paul Atreides who has come to save an intergalactic civilization. We touch on TimmyChanga's acting, Austin's come up, and give you some sand worm action.

Episode 44: Barbieheimer/Barbenheimer/Boppenheimer

Welcome back (or should we say Willkommen zurück) from such a long time away. We've missed this little passion project of ours and we're excited to kick off this new season with some catch-up time, a discussion about the recent Barbie and Oppenheimer meme-ified phenomenon that was Barbenheimer. Stick around for our thoughts on AI in the film industry in regards to the strikes and we end it with a fun Q&A session.

Episode 43: Is it racist to put the name of a typical beef dish from a Chinese restaurant here like hot and spicy beef or is it racist that I'm even thinking about whether or not it's racist?

Were you as enthralled with the Netflix/A24 series, BEEF, as we were? Then have a listen! Costarring Ali Wong and Steven Yeun, what started as a road rage incident unravels into something with much more depth and substance.

Episode 42: Beau is a Shell of a Man

The Joker ain't laughing no more. Follow the Duo as they cover Ari Aster's new film, Beau is Afraid. A horror movie that'll have you questioning your own anxieties and stressors until you find yourself in a whirlpool of dark thoughts... happy listening!

Episode 41: Where Dem Does At?

What's up everyone and welcome to the warren, or burrow, if you will. We discuss the 1978 film Watership Down in this episode and we get deep(ish). Don't let the movie poster fool you, the rabbit in the snare is delighted to be here.

Episode 40: Matt Damon has a Gambling Problem

The conversation is up in the air as the duo talks about the 2023 film Air. Join them as they give you the give you the info you didn't know you needed to know. From how MJ found his first pair of AJs to red shoes banned at $5k a game, here's the story behind the legend. 

Forgive Us Our Conspiracies: The Tin Foil Hat Chronicles

In this episode we touch on the following: 1. Covid-19 & Artificial Intelligence 2. The Illuminati's (or some secret society's) HQ - the Denver Airport Grab your tin foil hats and get in on the fun!

Episode 39: It's A Wonderful Death

Lights, camera, murder! This week, we're unraveling the twisted masterpiece that is Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope"! 🔪🎞️ Hold onto your nerves, because Hitchcock is about to take you on a suspenseful joyride like no other. 😱🎢 In this mind-bending thriller, Hitchcock proves that sometimes the scariest things are hiding in plain sight. With an incredible single-take illusion, he'll have you questioning your own sanity and craving more twists than a pretzel factory. 🥨 Join us as we dissect the dia...

Episode 38: Don't Get Coke on My Scar

Do you believe in the American Dream? Tony Montana sure does. Let's get into it as we explore this Cuban refugee's life in the Miami drug scene in Brian De Palma and Oscar Wilde's 1983 classic Scarface starring Alfredo "Al" Pacino.  Insert mandatory "say hello to my little friend" here.

Episode 37: City of Brotherly Loooove

From this week's special guest start, ChatGPT: In this episode of our comedy podcast, we're taking on the classic 1993 drama "Philadelphia" directed by Jonathan Demme and starring Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. Despite its serious subject matter, we're going to find the humor in this film and give it a fresh perspective. Join us, your two favorite hosts, as we poke fun at the sometimes heavy-handed themes of the film, including discrimination, AIDS, and the legal system. We'll discuss the...

Episode 36: Bourne an Orphan

This week on FUOC, we're diving into the timeless classic, Good Will Hunting! How do you like them apples? Join us as we discuss the genius of Matt Damon's Will Hunting, a janitor turned mathematical prodigy, and Robin Williams as his wise, loveable therapist. So grab your trusty chalk, solve some equations, and come hang out with us on this emotional rollercoaster ride through self-discovery and growth. Don't forget to bring tissues, laughter, and a willingness to embrace the beauty of li...

Episode 35: Dirtbag cannibale chez les adolescentes

Welcome to another tantalizing episode of FUOC! This week, we're sinking our teeth into the provocative French horror coming-of-age film, 'Raw' (2016). Directed by Julia Ducournau, this movie tells the story of Justine, a young vegetarian who discovers her inner carnivore after a bizarre hazing ritual at her veterinary school. In this episode, we'll dissect the movie's unique blend of horror and coming-of-age elements, exploring the powerful themes of identity, family dynamics, and the boun...

Episode 35: Dirtbag Cannibale Chez les Adolescentes

Welcome to another tantalizing episode of FUOC! This week, we're sinking our teeth into the provocative French horror coming-of-age film, 'Raw' (2016). Directed by Julia Ducournau, this movie tells the story of Justine, a young vegetarian who discovers her inner carnivore after a bizarre hazing ritual at her veterinary school. In this episode, we'll dissect the movie's unique blend of horror and coming-of-age elements, exploring the powerful themes of identity, family dynamics, and the boun...

Episode 34: Crazy Middle Class Asians

This week's episode covers the most-awarded film of all time apparently...Everything Everywhere All At Once. Meet us in the FUOC dimension where we discuss its Oscar wins and so much more. Did we mention it's an A24 film? Yea? Keep that in mind.

Episode 33: Arrivals Go Left

Somethings a message can get lost in translation, or transience, or in Ani's case....transit. Hear our take on Denis Villenueve's 2016 sci-fi time bender - Arrival. (But seriously, how did Amy Adams not win an Academy Award for this?!?)

FUOM: Somethings Somewhere Some of the Time

A Forgive Us Our Mine covering the duo's thoughts on the Oscars 95. Who won? Did they deserve it? Who knows. 

Episode 32: Keep It CRISPR

In a world where Jude Law is once again a handsome man struggling with being handsome, the duo talks about the 1997 sci-fi film, Gattaca. Tune in to see if you can be one of FUOC's 5 lucky winners for an all new GMO baby. Conditions apply, but not physical or mental conditions cause we can modify them out. Now, I just need to find my CRISPR scissors...

Episode 31: How to Manage a Trois

So you want to have it all, huh? Nothing better than a good old-fashioned trial run before we say "I do".  Would you be down for polyamory? See what we have to say about Oli and Zoe as they try it out in this "documentary" about their open relationship in "There's No I in Threesome."

Episode 30: Intro to Reunion Specials Part 2

Season 2 comes to a close with a very special 3-part episode on the hit tv show Community! In this episode, the duo talks about the first half of Community, covering seasons 1-3. Find out what has Kertese so livid over Senior Chang and why Ani's mouth is on fire, all in part 2 of the 3-part season finale. 

Episode 30: Intro to Reunion Specials Part 1

Season 2 comes to a close with a very special 3-part episode on the hit tv show Community! In this episode, the duo is joined by some special guests as they revisit their time as resident advisors. Remember to check out the other two parts as they come out! 

Episode 31: Intro to Reunion Specials Part 2

Episode 29: Fiery Horse Seats

Please join us in this week's laugh as we discuss the critically acclaimed dark comedy, "Blazing Saddles". 

Episode 28: ET - Exit Thataway

Get Out of here. You can't fool Us Jordan. No sir. Nope. Oh wait, that's what the duo is talking about this week. Join them for some extraterrestrial fun as they dissect Jordan Peele's newest horror film, Nope!  CAUTION: Horse girls may be disturbed by some of the subject matter.

Episode 27: Just Poor People Problems

From the depths of a metaphor-crammed basement, the duo escapes to bring y'all an episode on the film that flipped people on their heads and left them asking, " did anyone catch what the subtitles said?" FUOC presents to you, Bong Joon-Ho's Parasite!

Episode 27: Just Poor People Problems

From the depths of a metaphor-crammed basement, the duo escapes to bring y'all an episode on the film that flipped people on their heads and left them asking, " did anyone catch what the subtitles said?" FUOC presents to you, Bong Joon-Ho's Parasite!

Episode 26: Very Bad Cops Get Very Nice Cars

"Great movie, too Bad they destroyed another Chevelle." -jac "I just saw "The Other Guys" tonight also. It sucked that they destroyed 2 Chevelles!" -stroobydoo "My wife and I just got back from seeing this movie. Yes they destroyed not one but two Chevelles! Damn. I can only hope the actual cars destroyed were dolled up rust buckets. But even so still...." -Junkyard Dawg

Episode 25: One Big Flop

Through fire and darkness the duo rises to take on one of Disney's dark age movies. Find out what makes The Black Cauldron such a raw uncut gem in this very special Pringle/Hot Ones sponsored episode. *not really. But please feed these two. Now go forth and listen for the Horned King rises... 

Episode 25: One Big Flop

Through fire and darkness the duo rises to take on one of Disney's dark age movies. Find out what makes The Black Cauldron such a raw uncut gem in this very special Pringle/Hot Ones sponsored episode. *not really. But please feed these two. Now go forth and listen for the Horned King rises... 

Forgive Us Our Mine: Chicagoed!

A mine (LOL) for our minication. We had a great time Chicago, can't wait to come back.

Episode 24: Tom Cruise Converted Me

Whether you're a scientist or a Scientologist, this week's episode has something for you! From high flying action, to Tom Cruise, to more flying action and some more Tom, the duo brings you both Top Guns for an all immersive cockpit experience. 

Episode 23: Diversity vs. Inclusion

You ever wanted to be a Klansman? Learn the vocab? The rituals and such? Well, join as we choose not to join and watch baby Denzel do it instead. 

Episode 22: Robert Downey Fetus

As scientists it is our duty to work for the betterment of mankind. As weird scientists it is our duty to fulfill our deepest desires at any cost!! Join the duo along with Robert Downey Fetus, as they plunge into a wacky adventures of Weird Science!

Episode 21: Tickle Me Emo

Comedy or Horror? Neither! Masterpiece! Please join us in laughter as we embark on our first and last holiday with Death (and Grazia).

Forgive Us Our Wines: Elden Ring

This week we have a special introduction, the gaming arm of FUOC, Forgive Us Our Wines! Follow along with the Lands In Between's best podcast as the duo talk about their worst movie theater experiences and Ani dies multiple times at the hands of a particularly difficult foe.

Episode 20: Taik Me to my Grave

You'd need some kind of three pronged device to kill these roommates cause they're armed to the teeth and don't give a flying flippity flip about bloody dishes. That's right folks, this week, the duo is talking about the Taika Waitit/Jermaine Clement co-directed masterpiece, What We Do in the Shadows!! 

S2 Episode 5: Taik Me to my Grave

You'd need some kind of three pronged device to kill these roommates cause they're armed to the teeth and don't give a flying flippity flip about bloody dishes. That's right folks, this week, the duo is talking about the Taika Waitit/Jermaine Clement co-directed masterpiece, What We Do in the Shadows!! 

Ep. 19: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...NOT GUILTY. DUN DUN DUUUUN. Ask me why later.

In this episode, Kertese and Ani discuss the carnage that lies within The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Leatherface wields his chainsaw in a grizzly game of stranger danger. Guilty or not guilty? Allegory or not allegory? Acting or not acting? You be the cannibal judge. Hit us with your verdict in the comments or review section!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...NOT GUILTY. DUN DUN DUUUUN. Ask me why later.

In this episode, Kertese and Ani discuss the carnage that lies within The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Leatherface wields his chainsaw in a grizzly game of stranger danger. Guilty or not guilty? Allegory or not allegory? Acting or not acting? You be the cannibal judge. Hit us with your verdict in the comments or review section!

S2 Episode 3: Here Comes the Sandman

The most philosophical questions are quite often a reflection of life and the path it takes us on. No movie touches on this more than the Oscar nominated, Click, starring Adam Sandler! Join the duo as they travel back to a simpler time and reminisce.

Episode 18: Here Comes the Sandman

The most philosophical questions are quite often a reflection of life and the path it takes us on. No movie touches on this more than the Oscar nominated, Click, starring Adam Sandler! Join the duo as they travel back to a simpler time and reminisce.

Episode 17: Howl's Other Moving Castle

Kertese sins. Ani wins. Kertese has committed the cardinal sin of watching Studio Ghibli films in ENGLISH plus Chipotle sins against Ani and boy oh boy do they pay! Please enjoy our presentation of our admiration for Mayao Miyazaki's Laputa: Castle in the Sky. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/forgiveusourcines/ https://twitter.com/fuocpod

S2 Episode 2: Howl's Other Moving Castle

Kertese sins. Ani wins. Kertese has committed the cardinal sin of watching Studio Ghibli films in ENGLISH plus Chipotle sins against Ani and boy oh boy do they pay! Please enjoy our presentation of our admiration for Mayao Miyazaki's Laputa: Castle in the Sky. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/forgiveusourcines/ https://twitter.com/fuocpod

S2 Episode 1: This Episode Is Cursed

Enter the watery depths of Wes Anderson's "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" with the duo as they try and remember how to record a podcast. Will they be able to slay their allegorical beast or will they be devoured bringing top notch entertainment. Honestly, some great work tho. 

Episode 16: This Episode Is Cursed

Enter the watery depths of Wes Anderson's "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" with the duo as they try and remember how to record a podcast. Will they be able to slay their allegorical beast or will they be devoured bringing top notch entertainment. Honestly, some great work tho. 

Season 2: Sequels Are Always Better

Welcome or Welcome back FUOCERS! Let's shake the rust off of our mic stands and ease into season 2.

FUOM: Oscars 2022

A quick mini for the Oscars. Hear our take on the infamous hi five Willy gave to the other Rock.  Some updates on the other winners. Mostly just blabbering about things you may or may not care about. As per tradition, we didn't actually "watch" the Oscars. 

Episode 15: Finale!!!!

With 48 years of show biz experience between the two of them, Kertese and Ani decided to impart their knowledge to their fans in an all inclusive 15 part podcast with small easily digestible episodes like, "And Frontier Justice For All". You can purchase it now for the small price of $19.99 + tax. Rates apply per month. But in all seriousness, thank you all for an amazing season 1. We've had a great time making these episodes and we can't wait to show you what we have in store for season 2!...