"Have you ever just been reading Playboy magazine from the mid-80's and saw a picture from a movie and thought let's go watch that and had this much fun?"


We watched The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.  This thing is an R Rated musical.  We knew Burt Reynolds would show up eventually, but I don't think that this is how we assumed.  Also, have we mentioned that St Dolly Parton is in this thing.  We shouldn't have to say more, but we go on for a bit.  We talk about Zack getting busted cussin, and Jenny going into Fredericks of Hollywood.  We talk about how everyone from Texas A&M is a degenerate while wondering if aliens have peckers.  


Come on down and sit a spell.  We have a romp with a rough and tumble sheriff.  There is the madame with a heart of gold.  Dom Delouise and Gomer freaking Pyle are in this.  Ladies, if you aren't lucky enough to be married to someone who loves musical theater, this one probably has enough boobies to keep your guy interested.  Finally, this is the movie debut of "I Will Always Love You."  Watch this movie and then go on a journey with us.