Brace yourselves, we go too deep in this one.  Zack has all the sales numbers for Madonna's Sex book and describes it staring at him on the bookshelves for months.  We throw down the gauntlet and challenge the Razzies.  We find out that the writer of this movie also wrote the #2 movie on Zack's forbidden pantheon.  Zack tries to translate a 9th century Persian medical text to find out if you can snort peony root to calm your superpowered vagina.  We explore the lore of Willem Dafoe's member and Zack makes Jenny watch the only video evidence available.  She is too busy staring at his mustache to even bother with the peen.