Happy Halloween family and welcome back to the Jr high lunch table for Bram Stoker's Dracula.  We go back to 1992 for Francis Ford Coppola's wild fever dream featuring so much blood, sex, and religious iconography that we are terrified to think about what would happen if our parent's had ever found out we wanted to see this movie.


This one slipped under the radar.  It was always one we wanted to see, but had no idea how many forbidden elements would be present.  This movie is a mess, but such a spectacular mess.  Every frame is a masterpiece, even when it makes no sense.


Come with us as we go back to 11-12 and remember what it was like to see Gary Oldman and his NKOTB looking Dracula all over the magazines and papers of the day.  Stay for Anthony Hopkins dry humping the Rocketeer's leg.  Cary Elwes shows up.  Did we mention Keanu and Winona are possibly still legally married in Romania?