FELICITY, CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL, and All The Pizza You Can Eat

Things get heated this week when Joe finds out Cornell doesn’t know who Keri Russell is (and has never heard of the show “Felicity”!). Instead Cornell assumes Joe’s talking about “Clarissa Explains It All” – a show that taught Cornell about the birds and the bees … the same way Melissa Joan Hart taught Joe about female sexuality.

Also on this week’s episode…

Joe & Cornell tackle the issue of PHAT Rhymes and the origins of P-H-A-T. Joe & Cornell have no limits when it comes to cake and pizza. Cornell reminds Joe of their young love of the show EVEN STEVENS. Cornell discusses Instagram Live workout guy Ryan Heffington.Joe reveals that he recorded this week theme to this Walk at Home by Leslie Sansone YouTube Workout. Cornell’s cranky day turns out to be – April 14th which was everyone’s cranky day. This is not a parenting podcast, but Cornell gives some high-caliber parenting tips. Joe wonders what it would feel like to want to take your shirt off in front of people. Cornell describes his dream woman. ATTENTION: Motherly Figures … he’s really looking for a mom-ager like Kris Jenner. Cornell asks the most important question of his life: Who would a woman be more attracted to? A guy with a beautiful body and an uggo face? Or a guy with a beautiful face who’s a big tubbo, lard face?Your choice: Buscemi’s face on The Rock’s Body? Or Orlando Bloom’s face on current Jack Nicholson’s Body? Email us! Is Cornell closest to looking like Steve Buscemi’s face or Jack Nicholson’s current body? (Look out for our social media poll this week.)Joe tells the story of when a cashier said Joe reminded him of Louis CK. Cornell finally cleans up all the drama around why his cats are now outdoor cats. Finally, after spending all night dreaming about Cornell, Joe woke up with a hard-hitting question about owls.

*Honestly, this episode is mostly about the grotesque amount of pizza Joe & Cornell can and do eat.

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