91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) "Losers are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try"

Little Miss Sunshine
Are you a Tight Arse?

Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family?

If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you.

Timestamps:
(00:01:05) - Intro Waffles
(00:06:30) - Review Start
(00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne? 
(00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us! 

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Topics discussed during the episode that proves we are Super Freaks include:

Does anyone care? Did Ben's guest's sheep quarrel derail a perfectly average Face/Off episode? Ben has to drop a segment just because he isn't an ordinary person. Fiona once again comes up against her arch-nemesis: M Night Sham Sham Sham Shyamalan...What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Much like Greg Kinner & Matt Damon being stuck together, Is Dan Machholz stuck on you?  Should Ben enter Fiona into a beauty Pageant? Maybe not the swimwear section. Do Fat Horny Ugly Americans love parading their kids in front of other Fat Horny Ugly Americans? Are FilmFloggers dysfunctional? Asking Frank and Dwayne to bunk together was abit of risk.  Ben sees himself in Richard. Fiona sees more of Dwayne...Can Ben pinpoint the exact moment when his podcast disorder started? Ben's nine steps to success mean he can bask in the ignorant bliss of thinking this podcast is reaching the top. 

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