41. Under Siege (1992)

(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)

Are you a Tight Arse?

Tom's back...

Who (allegedly) lives in a pineapple under the sea?... STEVEN SEAGAL
Well, he should do anyway.

Under Siege gives you some 90s Seagal (remember when he could fit on the screen?) battling against a cross-dressing GARY Busey and the leather sporting rock star Tommy Lee Jones. Lee's having bundles of fun before his cat and mouse run around with Harrison Ford the following year, and Busey puts Playboy Playmate Erika Elenaki to shame.

I'd take some dress sporting Busey in my birthday cake any day (Hint, Hint)

While Andrew Davis tries his best to keep the Under Siege ship steady and above water,  Mr Square Pants is primed and ready to karate chop the boat off course and into the nearest iceberg.

I'm sure Steven would try and spin you some yarn about being a survivor of The Titanic and how he swam to the mainland. "Save the lifeboat for woman and children, I'll see you on dry land" 'Steven Seagal - 1912, excerpt taken from an interview on dry land.'

Give Under Siege its due; it does present one of life's great conundrums - Do you fight the terrorists, save the girl or mourn the burnt pies and start afresh, knowing it's what the captain would want you to do?

Get those pies in the oven!

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