31. Better Watch Out (2016)

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I always forget to say this. Do watch the film before listening to our (My) Dulcet tones.  My new microphone makes me sound disgusting, apparently. It also makes me sound boring, apparently. Or have I always been a borefest? I will say, for whatever reason, It does sound like I have the microphone shoved up my arse all episode. Why is Fiona showering me with compliments?  Ben drones on about proper mic technique whilst demonstrating lousy mic technique. Ben politely asks Fiona to put her Covid back in her mouth. Much like Ben's mental state, The lyrics to our 12 Days of Flogmas (same as the original) start to descend into chaos. We're still getting those IMDB letters wrong. 13 Reasons Why has four seasons...Did we get 52 reasons why? Quick maths. Ben questions the idea of 12-year-olds talking about Pussy... Has Fiona ever made it past 1st base? There are a fair few Christmas horror films out there, a fair few sh*t ones as well. Fiona has one job, to keep an eye on the clock...The 30-second countdown starts at 26 seconds now, apparently. How do you pronounce the letter R? How do we get on iTunes? Ben's whoring himself out? Any takers? 

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