26. Jingle All the Way (1996)

(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)

Forget 'Santa Baby' or 'Fairytale of New York': You know you've entered this year's festivities when you hear the immortal words; "It's Turbo Time!"

If 'all you want for Christmas' is watching Schwarzenegger commit all sorts of criminal offences, then Jingle All the Way will be catapulting down your chimney to deliver the goods!

The late great Phil Hartman smarms his way across the screen and with the help of his trusty 'donkey', goes about smarming his way into the affections of Rita Wilson. (Who in their right mind is going after Arnold's girl?!)

We find Arnold getting all sorts of grief from the whining JAMIE!! Played by the future destroyer of galaxies himself Jake Lloyd; the dark side of the force already in full effect here!

OK OK, for the committed few who bother to read these witty, insightful episode notes... "PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW!!"

EAUGH!! 

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