24. The Human Centipede (2009)

Flogoween edition!

Mark from a 100 Trivia Things Movie Podcast popped in to chat about arses.

*Disclaimer* Since recording, Mark & I came to the very difficult decision to no longer chew on each other's arses :( 

Legend has it; Mark still speaks glowingly about Ben and FilmFloggers at every opportunity.

Poor Bugger.

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Long may the hilariously cheeky, not depressing, but straight-faced Twitter 'beef' between 2 full-grown balding men continue.   

This will be our one & only joint contribution to the podcasting world...And we wouldn't have wanted it any other way.   

Topics crammed into the 15/40 minutes include: 

Mark & I hard-sell you on our upcoming respective patreons (LOL)Monster Floggers?Would you buy Mark's leggings? I take the blame for the Nosferatu debacle. Imagine being sowed to Dan Machholz's butt hole? Fancy a night out in Soho with me & Mark? Stating the obvious, but being attached to mine or Mark's respected arses isn't going to end well for you. Did you ever think you'd be on the edge of your seat waiting for someone to take a dump? Don't you hate it when someone talks over the 'how to sew someone to your arse cheeks presentation?' Fancy watching a skiing paedophile taking women back to his chalet? Seek out the film 'Michael.' One for all the family. How being bored is the biggest crime of all. Are you looking for the perfect Christmas gift for your nan? I do enjoy reading The Sun, voting tory & drinking at Wetherspoons…Awkward. Hugh Jackman is an elephant murderer; never forget.

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