21. The River Wild (1994)

(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)

 Are you a Tight Arse?

"Who died and made you stud dick all of a sudden?!"

I have absolutely no idea what Bacon's shouting about, but I'm hoping he's talking to Roarke!

Roarke?! Really?! If the dinosaurs over at Jurassic Park had done their jobs right, none of this would have happened!

Some pretty big hitters join The Bacon on his leisurely float down The River Wild. One-half of the stepbrothers, a youngish-looking John C. Reilly, acts as Bacon's knucklehead accomplice, and Hollywood's crème de la crème Meryl Streep paddles in as our resident white water rafting expert.

Is there anything she can't do? OSCAR!

The only thing missing in this nicely shot river feature is a cameo from everyone's favourite gummy hillbilles; the deliverance lads. A swift administer of some 'squeal like a pig' would not have gone amiss for some of the rafts, more annoying passengers... 

Let's get floating!

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