Don’t let him kiss you Hawkeye! Robert Altman’s episodic tour through the absurdity of war stars Elliot Gould, Tom Skerritt, and Donald Sutherland as army surgeons who skip seamlessly from elbow-deep blood and guts to chasing tale, antagonizing Nurse Hoolihan, and putting together a football team. Yes. A literal football team. This movie is pretty bonkers…but it’s also a pretty profound commentary on WAR! What is it good for?! (absolutely nothing)