Fights of the Round Table
42 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -Join us each episode as 5 dopey guys argue a meaningless topic in a March Madness style tournament to determine a true-ish champion.If you like the show, please subscribe. If you don't like the show but feel bad for us, give us a pity subscribe. We'll take it, we aren't proud. If you would like to interact with us (Mainly to yell at us because you disagree with our picks), find us on Instagram and Twitter. We'd love to hear your positive feedback...keep all the negative stuff for Twitter.
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Best Hurricane Tips
September 11, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBHailing from Southwest Florida our brave, some would say moronic, crew have come together to share what we learned having survived Hurricane Ian last year. We figured that having joined our collective thoughts to form one brain we could share with you, our dozens of listeners, the best advice we could give you to surviving the next hurricane. Having faced the tragedy of this hurricane personally, our hearts go out to all of those still hurting, and we desire earnestly to bring some levity ...
Most Believable Conspiracy Theory
February 27, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBWe'd say welcome to season three of FotRT but where have we been? What have we been doing? Some have asked (literally dozens of people), why haven't we released any new episodes? Had we been abducted by aliens (not Edson's kind of aliens)? Were they murdered by mob? Were we lost in the Denver Airport? There have been numerous theories floating about, some would say conspiracy theories. But all that really matters is that we are back and ready to debate the next great question. "What ...
Best Bald Guy
August 29, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBWelcome to another belated episode of five morons arguing over whom we believe is the Best Bald Guy. Join us as we use little to no logic to make our arguments. We will easily be sidetracked and derailed in this episode, but what else is new? This hair-raising episode will stimulate your follicles until you are dying to pull them out yourself. Enough of the puns; listen and grow grey with us. Or don't it doesn't hurt our feelings either way. Just make sure you download and give us a five s...
Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 2
June 06, 2022 10:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week we have the delicious conclusion to the great fast food debate. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagra...
Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 1
May 23, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBThis week our incredibly unhealthy panel discusses something near and dear to our hearts…quite literally thanks to the plaque buildup and blockages, I’m sure. Best Fast Food Restaurant. This is only part one because for some reason we decided to talk a lot this episode. Part 2 to follow fairly soon…ish. And you don’t have to thank us, it’s our pleasure. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www....
Best Cartoon Theme Song
March 28, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBYabba-dabba-do not miss this episode! We discuss all things cartoon theme song as we debate which is the Best Cartoon Theme Song of all time. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: ...
The Hunger Games
March 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBHere it is, the event you've all been waiting for. Fictional characters wielding fictional weapons in a fight to the death. Welcome to the Hunger Games! As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in ...
Best Episode (So Far)
January 31, 2022 03:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBWell, we’ve reached peak narcissism. Join us for an “exciting” episode where we get very little done other than laugh at ourselves and vote on what we think is our best episode so far. We spend an awful lot of time thinking we’re hilarious and reminiscing about the good old days. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearing...
Best Christmas Character (With a Twist)
December 30, 2021 17:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBWelcome to the final episode of Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! Thankfully this year wasn't worse than the last (it wasn't better either). Listen in as five naughty, but nice morons argue over who is the Best Christmas Character (with a twist). Follow along as we navigate crazy scenarios that pit holiday favorites against each other. Join in one last crazy sleigh ride of the year as we dash thru the snow and into the new season! As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (...
Best Disney Animal Sidekick
December 15, 2021 02:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBIt’s been a while but welcome back, Fight fans! In this episode we are joined once again by our friend Joel Martin to discuss the Best Disney Animated Sidekick…and before you send in your hate mail, yes we missed Jiminy Cricket. Oh well, deal with it. Hope ya love this episode…or don’t, whatever. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel M...
Weirdest Pumpkin Spice Item
October 11, 2021 02:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots argue over what we consider is the weirdest pumpkin spice flavored item. These are all genuine items that, for some strange reason, someone felt have a market. Being the supporters of capitalism, we thought it necessary to condemn a fad just in time for the fall season. So brew a cup of your favorite pumpkin spice hot apple cider, coffee, or tea. Curl up in a chair or e...
Best Fictional Vehicle
September 11, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBhttps://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra
Best MCU Fight Scene
August 09, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBBest MCU Fight Scene Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-informed humans argue over the best MCU Fight Scene. Spanning the breadth of the Marvel Comic Universe, we will work to debunk each other's opinions. Be forewarned that spoilers are revealed during our discussion. If you haven't watched the entire MCU, first of all, what is wrong with you? But more importantly, disregard your own thoughts and merely ...
Best Form of Potato
June 28, 2021 00:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBBest Form of Potato Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-great humans argue over which form of potato is best. Understanding that this starch has so much potential is pivotal to the human race. Join us as we debate the potato from its raw state to its purest form; it's almost as though the other vegetables aren't even trying. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listenin...
Best Movie Trilogy
May 10, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBBest Movie Trilogy In this episode of Fights of the Round Table we welcome our friend Joel Martin, yes THAT Joel Martin, to fill in for Edson to help the other nincompoops debate the Best Movie Trilogy. We take a few liberties with what we’re considering a trilogy but it’s our podcast so, ya know...deal with it. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Sp...
Best Sitcom (2000 - Present)
April 26, 2021 15:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBBest Sitcom (2000-present) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five morons and their equally moronic moderator argue which Sitcom (2000-present) is best. Having spent the past year binge-watching streaming providers, we are anxious to rank our favorite reasons to laugh. Fair warning spoilers are coming, but in our defense, you should have watched these shows already. As always, download, subscribe and give u...
Best Team (With a Twist)
April 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBBest Team (with a Twist!) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots, and their genius moderator argue which team is best (with a twist!). Instead of just picking our favorite teams, we have created random events for each match-up. This old format, paired with these creative scenarios, should make for scintillating listening. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). ...
Best Batman Villain Part 2
March 14, 2021 02:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBBest Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Sp...
Best Batman Villain Part 1
March 01, 2021 17:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBBest Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Sp...
Best TV/Movie Trope
February 15, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBWelcome to FIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE where five foolish fools will fight to the death over things that don’t really matter. Today’s foolish argument revolves around Best TV/movie trope. Our six men under sixty will pull upon our vast foolishness to make choices that will leave our listeners dumbfounded. As usual download, share, and maybe even listen! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Jo...
Best Fictional Weapon
January 18, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBWelcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five dimwits argue over inconsequential matters to help make other's lives more relevant. We will hash out which fictional weapon will be the best weapon to have. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen...
Best Christmas Song
December 21, 2020 15:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBOk Fight Fans, a topic as vast as BEST CHRISTMAS SONG call for our biggest bracket yet. Join the guys (and fill-in guest) as the y debate which holiday favorite is the Best Christmas Song ever. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Special Fill-in Co-Host: Jamilee Hurth Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex...
Best Christmas Movie
December 07, 2020 18:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBDon’t shoot your eye out, don’t be an angry elf. But do join in on the hap, hap, happiest episode we’ve done as we discuss the Best Christmas Movie. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Special Fill-in Co-Host: Jamilee Hurth Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/...
Best Thanksgiving Dessert
November 26, 2020 04:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MBWelcome back to the show where five plorps argue over the best Thanksgiving dessert in celebration of Thanksgiving. A bonus edition of "Four Doors" is included. Feel free to download and listen to this bonus episode while enjoying the best side dish of mashed potatoes and gravy. As usual, download, rate, listen and gorge yourselves along with us as we find the Best Thanksgiving Dessert https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Mat...
Best Thanksgiving Side Dish
November 23, 2020 13:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBJoin us for the first of two Thanksgiving-themed episodes as our resident bozos argue what is the Best Thanksgiving Side Dish. Be sure to subscribe, like, and rate. And if you like the show, tell your friends! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra
Best Mask
November 02, 2020 19:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBWelcome back to the show where five newly discovered geniuses argue over the best mask in celebration of Halloween (a little late, we know). Old, new, and iconic masks will be sized up and deemed worthy or not. You may be surprised by our choices, but nothing will be hidden from our audience regarding our decisions. Download, rate, listen, and masquerade along with us as we find the most iconic mask of all time. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable...
Best Chocolate Candy
October 26, 2020 16:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBWelcome back to the show where five new-onset diabetics will argue what will become known as the best chocolate candy. Some form of audio gremlin ate our previous recording of this fight. But we, being the champions that we are, fought thru the sugar haze to bring you this masterful critique of the most fantastic chocolate candy. Download, rate, listen, and eat along with us as we all help make America fatter. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable ...
Best Disney Villain
October 05, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWelcome to Fights of the Round Table! In this episode, five dolts will argue which Disney Villian is the best. Our moderator required a hiatus, and we were lucky enough to have Alexis sit in as a special guest panelist. Listen and enjoy, as Josh butchers his job as moderator. Be revolted as 4 of the 5 panelists choose incorrectly. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and debate our choice for "Best Disney Villain." https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/f...
Best Disney Villain
October 05, 2020 17:00 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBWelcome to Fights of the Round Table! In this episode, five dolts will argue which Disney Villian is the best. Our moderator required a hiatus, and we were lucky enough to have Alexis sit in as a special guest panelist. Listen and enjoy, as Josh butchers his job as moderator. Be revolted as 4 of the 5 panelists choose incorrectly. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and debate our choice for "Best Disney Villain." https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/f...
Best Cereal
September 21, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThe episode everyone has asked for is finally here! We debate the top 16 cereals to determine the one true GREATEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME. You won’t want to miss this one. We also invent a new type of milk and rename an important cereal staple (welcome Danger Pillows). Come laugh at us as mouths bleed and 5 idiots go thru gallons of whole milk despite being lactose intolerant. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swear...
Mascot Fights - Final Four
September 07, 2020 13:00 - 20 minutes - 13.9 MBOur Mascot Fight Championship Episode is here! The winners of the previous 4 episodes face off in our first ever TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS episode. It’s a shorter episode this time, but will finally answer the question that’s plagued mankind for decades. “Which mascot would win in a fight?” If you’re listening on Apple Podcasts, please rate us and leave a review. It really helps! Thanks. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-ho...
Mascot Fights Round 4 - Products/Services Mascots
August 30, 2020 00:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBThe fourth installment of our mascot fight series is now live. Listen to find out which mascot from various products and services we believe would win in a fight to the death. The winner of this bracket earns the right to join the final showdown between the other three prior bracket champions in a battle of the ages. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-h...
Mascot Fights Round 3 - Grocery Mascots
August 24, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBWelcome to episode 9 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this third round, five doofuses will argue which grocery store mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Swearingen's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the third of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download, rate, listen, tell your friends, and be forced to agree with our final verdict of "Bes...
Mascot Fights Round 2 - Cereal Mascots
August 17, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBWelcome to episode 8 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we have a series! During this second round, five schmucks will argue which cereal mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike the previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (except for Hurth's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the second of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download, rate, tell your friends, and listen (all in that order), then be forced to agree with our final ...
Mascot Fights Round 1 - Restaurant Mascots
August 10, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBWelcome to episode 7 of Fights of the Round Table! For the first time, we will have a series! Here five imbeciles will pointlessly argue which restaurant mascot would win in a fight to the death. Unlike previous episodes, we will employ sound judgment (with the exception of Dobson's arguments). Sit back and enjoy the first of four episodes that will culminate in the fight of the ages. As usual, download and listen, tell your friends, and be forced to agree with our final verdict of "Best Res...
Best Smell
July 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBWelcome to episode 6 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles will senselessly argue what the best smell is. We will use poor judgment and terrible logic to reach our conclusions. Listeners be forewarned, this will be a pun-laden podcast (We couldn't control Josh). As usual, download and listen, tell your friends, and pretend to agree with our final verdict of "Best Smell." https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt ...
Best Non-Olympic Event (That Should Be)
July 13, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MBWelcome to episode 5 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five morons argue to determine what activity should be included as an Olympic sport. Hold on for a wild ride as we pit current favorites against games of our own concoction. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong. Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then imagine yourself representing your country in what will surely become the most celebrated Olympic event of all tim...
Best Animated Disney Movie ('95-Present)
June 29, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBWelcome to episode 4 of Fights of the Round Table! Here five imbeciles try to determine which animated Disney movie after 1995 is the best of all time. No Pixar movies were included. Some would disagree with our choices, but those people would be wrong. Download and listen (or don't listen, just download and tell your friends), then have a great list of movies to watch with your kids (or by yourself, we won't judge). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftherou...
Most Iconic Duo
June 15, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBWelcome to episode 3 of Fights of the Round Table. Here five idiots try to determine which duo is the most iconic of them all. You just might be surprised who wins, but you will have to listen to find out. Download and listen because you just can't do one without the other. They're just too iconic a duo... https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Do...
Best MCU Side Character
June 01, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBWelcome to episode 2 of Fights of the Round Table. In this brilliantly done episode, we 5 dopey guys venture into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here we argue which Marvel side character deserves the title of greatest. The character must appear in the cinematic universe and NOT have their own movie. We arbitrarily chose 16 contestants; only one will be the winner. Come join us in this episode and see if friendships will continue to be destroyed or will new alliances form? https://twitter.c...
Episode 1 - Best John
May 20, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWelcome to Fights of the Round Table! A March Madness style bracket on topics that amuse five dopey guys plus our moderator. Essentially the only person who puts forethought into each episode is the moderator. The other five doofuses just argue based on their particular mood at the time. Join us for a family-friendly podcast that aims to solely amuse the guys that are talking. In this episode we uncover who deserves the title as King of Johns! Feelings will be hurt and friendships ru...
Best John
May 20, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWelcome to Fights of the Round Table! A March Madness style bracket on topics that amuse five dopey guys plus our moderator. Essentially the only person who puts forethought into each episode is the moderator. The other five doofuses just argue based on their particular mood at the time. Join us for a family-friendly podcast that aims to solely amuse the guys that are talking. In this episode we uncover who deserves the title as King of Johns! Feelings will be hurt and friendships ru...