Fifth and Long
93 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingAmerican Football fanaticism meets nerdy marginalia for some expansive, quirky conversation.
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Episodes
Hair! (Stroking Beards)
January 14, 2024 07:48 - 22 minutes - 21.2 MBHappy New Year! From Jason Kelce, to Lebron James, to Andre 3000, to Alexander the Great, to Chase! We talk about the HAIR (facial and scalpel) and why Heather chopped all her's off and grew it back. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Timber!
November 20, 2023 09:20 - 34 minutes - 32 MBChase & Heather talk about getting married, chin straps, & choosing the right words. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Chase’s Top Seven Injuries
November 08, 2023 06:21 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBHeather reads Chase’s top seven injuries. Chase goes into deeper detail about the longboard crash & Bend, OR in general. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Get That Paper
November 08, 2023 05:29 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBWe’re getting married! Also, misunderstood communications & how we cope. Speaking of which, Correction: Heather’s coworker is about 4’10”. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Stephen King & Cracked Ribs
October 15, 2023 06:39 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBThe genius of Stephen King & how grownups are just big kids. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
LOTR Talks Pt. 1
October 14, 2023 22:40 - 22 minutes - 21 MBNerding out over some Tolkien. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Bear (Moose) With Us Pt. 1
October 14, 2023 22:35 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MBWe exchange tales of animal encounters, from camp clowns to what constitutes a Grizzly. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
LOTR Talks Pt. 2
October 14, 2023 04:20 - 29 minutes - 27.8 MBThe will of the Ring & the healing power of Nature. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
We’re Back
October 10, 2023 05:38 - 16 seconds - 184 KBWe’re trying, we don’t have the rights for that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Big Hause
July 28, 2023 09:13 - 49 minutes - 46.2 MBChase is headed back to Alaska! Heather isn’t coping well. To cheer up, we talk about Joe Namath’s children’s book, Minor League Baseball, & how it’s the little things that matter. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Football, Fire, & Glory
July 11, 2023 21:30 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBOne of the best raw conversations we’ve had recorded. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Jeff is a Nick Name
May 19, 2023 22:53 - 35 minutes - 33.3 MBChase and Heather bring in old pal "Jeff" to talk about the Denver Broncos, the Kentucky Derby, and quickly shoot off the rails. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Homer, Grave Robbers, and the most Badass Founding Father You’ve Never Heard of
February 15, 2023 08:27 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBHeather teaches Chase about the Spunkers Club & why there are body parts in Ben Franklin’s Basement. Correction, Final Segment: Heather says Bunker Hill, intending Beacon Hill— Two different hills. Subscribe to bypass our erratic lack of schedule! Deuces! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Homer, Grave Robbers, and the most Badass Founding Father You’ve Never Heard Of
February 15, 2023 08:27 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBHeather teaches Chase about the Spunkers Club & why there are body parts in Ben Franklin’s Basement. Correction, Final Segment: Heather says Bunker Hill, intending Beacon Hill— Two different hills. Subscribe to bypass our erratic lack of schedule! Deuces! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Super Bowl Glow
February 13, 2023 06:38 - 25 minutes - 24.1 MBChase & Heather are home from the town SB party & doing laps over RhiRhi, the Victory Formation, & love through community. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Heavy Metal Super Bowl
February 12, 2023 09:14 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MBEverything in Chase’s life sounds metal, Heather cracks up over the specificity of nuts & wrenches, & Jack White is a credible authorty on music & furniture. Correction: Jack White collected recordings from Paramount Records. Please subscribe to get our sporadic updates! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Loyalty, Mahomes, and Being a Quarterback
January 30, 2023 07:21 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBChase relates to Heather about quarterback responsibilies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Get Fresh
January 08, 2023 05:27 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBHeather & Chase square off over the dictionary. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
To Muff the Punt
January 07, 2023 00:32 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBHeather asks how to muff a punt, or is it punt a muff? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Gone to the Far Side
January 05, 2023 04:32 - 17 minutes - 16.5 MBChase expresses love for the Far Side Comics, but doesn’t understand one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Chase Talks Onside Kicks
October 01, 2022 10:21 - 5 minutes - 4.64 MBJust what the title says. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
We’re Back!
September 24, 2022 09:24 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBWhere have Chase and Heather been all these months! Heather has an announcement. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Broadway Joe
March 11, 2022 07:44 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBChase talks about the merger of the NFL and AFL. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
We’re OK
March 11, 2022 07:17 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBHeather tells Chase the surprising origin story of, “OK.” --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Fairytale Nerding Out
February 19, 2022 01:24 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBChase is writing a fairytale and Heather talks archaeology. Football! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
The Pro Bowl and the Puppy
February 06, 2022 21:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MBChase and Heather get ready for a Pro Bowl Watch party, and discuss naming a new member of the team. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
The Shark
February 04, 2022 04:57 - 31 minutes - 29.5 MBHeather and Chase try to tease out what made Jerry Tarkanian, “Tark the Shark.” --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Feeling Good
January 31, 2022 17:05 - 21 minutes - 20 MBChase and Heather are back to talk about family, achievements, championships, and Wu-Tang Clan. Subscribe to keep up with our nonexistent schedule! Help support us at https://www.patreon.com/user --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Spam and Fire Fighting
January 09, 2022 07:48 - 22 minutes - 21 MBThat time Chase learned to cook spam from the coolest guy ever. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Chainsaws and Chaos
January 09, 2022 06:59 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBChase gets super macho talking about fire. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Kicks and Giggles
January 08, 2022 23:54 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBHeather tells of Hammond Castle and Chase explains roughing the kicker. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Furry Crabs and Boxing Shrimp
January 07, 2022 11:01 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBChase remembers the time he fell asleep over Denali. Heather talks about some cool sea creatures and says, “Like” way too much. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Dirty, Filthy, Stinky, Kinky
January 03, 2022 04:57 - 16 minutes - 15.6 MBWe ask if (Gasp!) there could be too much football. Chase reflects on the intimate relationship between Center and Quarterback. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
New Year’s Rose Bowl
January 02, 2022 05:05 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MBChase & Heather watch the Rose Bowl and going to a Christian (Mormon) college [i. e., Chase hides under a bed & Heather holds unholy dance parties.] Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Chase Corrections
December 23, 2021 01:48 - 6 minutes - 6.2 MBChase explains some details he missed about divisions and playoffs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Divisions & Lynch
December 23, 2021 01:31 - 20 minutes - 19 MBChase and Heather passionately discuss geography while Chase explains divisions and playoffs. Somehow, that leads to the story of Beastquake. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
The Depression Episode
December 22, 2021 23:32 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MBChase and Heather talk about actively taking on their bouts of depression. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Going Batty
December 21, 2021 20:19 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBHeather channels some nervous energy into talking about bats in Portugal. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
To Score a Touchdown
December 18, 2021 03:36 - 19 minutes - 18.4 MBChase talks about the incomparable feeling of scoring a Touchdown --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Getting Sick of Tom Petty
December 18, 2021 03:13 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBHeather and Chase talk Tom Petty, and telomeres. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Dodgeball, Football, Sauna
December 14, 2021 05:43 - 12 minutes - 12 MBChase talks about throwing a football in a girl’s face. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Doritos and Dez Caught It
December 14, 2021 05:08 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBChase talks about the Dez Bryant catch while Heather eats chips. Also, we now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
What Happened in Vegas
December 11, 2021 05:15 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MBChase and Heather decorate for Festivus, read Scotty Pippin’s new book, and recall their trip to see the Raiders vs Washington. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
In Like Lion, Out Like a Lamb (Preview)
December 06, 2021 17:00 - 3 minutes - 3.19 MBJust a quick heads up about the Las Vegas Raiders Trip, to be continued. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Isabella and the Lost Things
December 01, 2021 06:53 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBHeather tells Chase about the Isabella Stewart Gardner Heist. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Chase Talks Fuck
December 01, 2021 06:10 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBChase retells of an incident from college with a cussing classmate. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
Manning and The Ring
November 30, 2021 05:30 - 9 minutes - 8.66 MBHeather talks to Chase about the works of JRR Tolkien. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
The Fart Ball Kick Off
November 28, 2021 05:23 - 13 minutes - 12.2 MBChase remembers a gaseous kick off. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
The Chaos Episode Part 2
November 28, 2021 04:35 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MBHeather and Chase get blazed in no particular order. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message
A Tribute to Sean Taylor
November 28, 2021 04:11 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MBChase remembers the tragedy of Sean Taylor. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fifthandlong/message