Ways I thought of starting this description include:


"Reasons why you should "out" someone...DONT!"  "If you aren't a ninja maybe refrain from all stealth like activities or face jail time!"   "Gather 'round while we spill the beans on Mormon lore as well as some Kanye lore?"  


Swoosh Dad 4000 would probably not approve of any of these and call me a Moolong yon Charcoal Briquette.


Its fine tho.