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Fear and Phantasm

55 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -

Hey you! Have you ever been sitting around watching some terrible & goofy horror movie and wish you had someone with you to witness whatever nonsense was on screen?
Well your prayers have been answered, with us! Hana & Grace, we love horror, halloween and nearly all things spoooky
We'll try to be entertaining, maybe you'll learn a little something. We all love movie talkers right?

**no movie talkers are monsters
@fearandphantasm on instagram!
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Episodes

Attack of the Killer Marshmallow Fluff (The Stuff 1985)

November 11, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Stuff yourself into your most comfortable chair and prepare yourself. You are still not prepared. But hopefully you're comfy and ready for a wild trip with Grace and Kate!

It Comes for Us All! (Final Destination 2000)

November 04, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour - 137 MB

Are we starting off on another series? You better believe it? Maybe it'll be our final one, but who am I kidding! Sit back and watch what Death has in store!

She's his Sister?! (Halloween II 1981)

October 28, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Happy Halloween everybody! It's time to turn your Shatner masks inside out, grab your favourite knife, and get to stabbing!* *Fear and Phantasm doesn't not actually recommend or endorse stabbing

Contains Real Bacon (Tremors 1990)

October 21, 2022 04:02 - 1 hour - 134 MB

Has it really been three months?! After a short period of upheaval we're back, well some of us are. We've lost a Hana, and gained a new host with Kate! Have we updated the theme yet? No! But we're eager to start the episodes coming back at you, starting with the 1990 classic Dune... I mean, Tremors!

Hail to Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

July 29, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

If anyone out there thinks Feral Cam has started completely phoning it in on these descriptions - yup, that's absolutely correct. Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Tall Man? More like the Ball Man! (Phantasm)

July 01, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB

UPDATE: Sorry to those who downloaded the initial sped up version of this episode, the person responsible for the problem has been sacked. What I really want to know... does anyone actually read these descriptions? I don't know if I've ever read a podcast description before.Today we're watching Phantasm, no relation - next week we watch Mark Walhberg in Fear (we're not going to do that).

World War Goo (Overlord)

June 24, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Can you tell that there was about a month between recording this month's episode and last months? No of course not! Put that out of your mind and watch Overlord with us.

Addicted to Rageahol

June 17, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 155 MB

I swear it's purely coincidental that this episode is coming out literally 28 days after the last one, two of the three of us were busy helping democracy happen in our province. Just like his Danny Boyle's previous films, Yesterday, and Slumdog Millionaire. There are no Zombies, but there are feelings.

Addicted to Rageahol (28 Days Later)

June 17, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 155 MB

I swear it's purely coincidental that this episode is coming out literally 28 days after the last one, two of the three of us were busy helping democracy happen in our province. Just like his Danny Boyle's previous films, Yesterday, and Slumdog Millionaire. There are no Zombies, but there are feelings.

Ya, We Know He's Racist (Re-Animator 1985)

May 20, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 118 MB

But is this movie??? Let's find out together, One thing is for sure though, there will be gore. Follow our Instagram! @fearandphantasm Don't follow our Twitter, also @fearandphantasm

Scent-sually Transmitted Infections (Friday the 13th Part II)

May 13, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

One day Hana and Grace will learn how to say the word 'harbinger' - but not yet! Instead we finally get everyone's favourite campsite killer, Jason! Still no mask, but still a lot of fun - at least when you watch with your horror pals Hana and Grace.

Nicolas Cage is your God Now (Mandy)

May 06, 2022 04:00 - 2 hours - 167 MB

Welcome to part two of the unintentional male genitalia double feature. Will there be more next week? There's only one way to find out! Tonight we enter the Cage filled psychedelia that is Mandy, join us, won't you?

Nicolas Cage is your God Now

May 06, 2022 04:00 - 2 hours - 167 MB

Welcome to part two of the unintentional male genitalia double feature. Will there be more next week? There's only one way to find out! Tonight we enter the Cage filled psychedelia that is Mandy, join us, won't you?

Don't Be an Filmincel! (Fade to Black, 1980)

April 29, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

This film contains the most disturbing scene Hana & Grace have witnessed in their long history of horror watching, they've seen every manner of of gooey, gorey death, but this scene just hits different. You have been warned

Apologies to the Dutch (Amsterdamned, 1988)

April 22, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 160 MB

All comments regarded the Dutch are made purely for comedic value - cause really if we could have the chance to live in Amsterdam we probably would. Instead were stuck watching this movie, but at least you can come along with us?

The Podcast is Coming From Inside your Phone! (Scream, 1996)

April 15, 2022 14:16 - 1 hour - 150 MB

Is this releasing late? Yes Did I set it up to release on time? Also yes Am I little peeved at our podcast host?! ... no... it's fine... it's fineeeee Anyways! It's Scream, you know it, it's a classic.

Would you Zombie?

April 08, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Trans rights are human rights - that has nothing to do with this movie, or this episode, but there's obviously a lot of people who still need to hear it. Anyways, it's a genuine covid era zombie flick, which would be concerning except for the fact that it's South Korean, and we all know that Korean horror slaps!

Would you Zombie? (#alive 2020)

April 08, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Trans rights are human rights - that has nothing to do with this movie, or this episode, but there's obviously a lot of people who still need to hear it. Anyways, it's a genuine covid era zombie flick, which would be concerning except for the fact that it's South Korean, and we all know that Korean horror slaps!

Telling your Friends you Love Them is Punk AF (The Ranger 2018)

April 01, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Spring is slowly springing, go respect some nature or else you might get murdered by a Park Ranger - or stay cozy at home and watch some fake punks get murdered by The Ranger... it snowed here yesterday, so that's what we'll be doing. (but seriously kids, if there's going to be hard drugs around, be the person who brought Naloxone)

A Most Delicious Episode (Hellraiser, 1987)

March 25, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Never buy a puzzle box from a merchant in Morocco! Instead just experience the pleasure and pain of the Cenobites from the safety of your own couch with your two best horror buds Hana and Grace!

What's that at the end of the Rainbow? Murder! (Leprechaun 1993)

March 18, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

There was only one possible way for us to watch to celebrate St. Paddy's Days, so wear something green, and join us as we start off with a true classic of horror comedy series, 1993's Leprachaun!

A Classic Giallo & Booba (Torso 1973)

March 11, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 132 MB

One of the proto-slashers, og giallo, basically softcore. There's a fair bit of boobs, scenes that are probably too long. And lots of stabs! It's fun, barely goofy, but gives you a good baseline for watching later giallos,

All Cops are Zombies (Dead Heat 1988)

March 04, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

You got your zombie flick in my 80's copaganda! No, you got your 80's copaganda in my zombie flick! No - that's just Dead Heat

What Would You Do for the Views? (Gonjian: Haunted Asylum)

February 25, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Would you go film a live web series in a haunted asylum? Do you need the clicks that badly? Well, I'm sure it possibly couldn't go too badly, lets find out!

What Would You Do for the Views? (Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum)

February 25, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Would you go film a live web series in a haunted asylum? Do you need the clicks that badly? Well, I'm sure it possibly couldn't go too badly, lets find out!

Don't Judge Rednecks, or Us (Tucker and Dale vs Evil)

February 18, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Episode 3! It must be the third week of 2022... We'll go with that, we definitely haven't missed weeks worth of Fridays. Our release schedule is shot, our audio standards are plummeting, but the movie selections? We've got bangers coming right for you for weeks! Starting right now with possibly the funniest movie in our wheelhouse. Pop the corn, take a seat, and watch a movie with us! We've missed you!

More Zombies, More Bourbon!

January 21, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

That's right! We're going back to the well for another classic zombie film, but this time we're going Italian! Pour yourself a shot or two to catch up to Grace and Hana, and prepare to hear them... checks notes... discuss 9/11? Yup, okay, that. You also get to hear a Porno Zombie impersonation, see Grace's favourite scene in all of movies, and Hana screams like, super loud... like louder than usual, and If you missed Night of the Living Dead last week, stay to the very end to hear Grace an...

More Zombies, More Bourbon! (Zombie 1979)

January 21, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

That's right! We're going back to the well for another classic zombie film, but this time we're going Italian! Pour yourself a shot or two to catch up to Grace and Hana, and prepare to hear them... checks notes... discuss 9/11? Yup, okay, that. You also get to hear a Porno Zombie impersonation, see Grace's favourite scene in all of movies, and Hana screams like, super loud... like louder than usual, and If you missed Night of the Living Dead last week, stay to the very end to hear Grace an...

Hey, You Got Beans in that Cellar? (Night of the Living Dead 1968)

January 14, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 142 MB

It's a New Year! 2022! Season 2! We're going to jump way back to one of the foundational films of the horror genre - George Romero's Night of the Living Dead! While they watch Grace and Hana: Discuss beans and their storage (in the cellar), Decide whether they'd rather meet Joe Rogan or eat testicles Wonder what makes a hick a farmer Eat Spaghetti and Meatballs (you're welcome ASMR fans) Head over to Shudder, queue up the film, and join us!

Shining Like the Light that Hits the Knife (New Years Evil 1980)

December 31, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

@fearandphantasm on twitter/instagram/tiktok A movie so good it's publicly accessible on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMzXP6Scndo)! A movie it is incapable to watch without shouting out "Evvvviillll" at least once. At the stoke of midnight,.. Tell me will it be sweet New Years Eve, or do I fear a New Years Evil. Anyways, it's got a killer theme song, it's got a killer, and it sure does make some choices. Strap in, set your clocks to midnight, and please... please don't do tha...

The Reason for the Season (Black Christmas 1974)

December 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 145 MB

One of the original slashers, POV killer shots, one of the first final girls, An absolute Canadian horror classic. This is a top 5 on Graces' movie list. Filmed right here in Toronto. In real life Hana & Grace (and Feral Cam!) are slowly losing it since we all work retail, so give this a download, give it a listen, follow us on instagram (@fearandphantasm) we miss recording, and the new year is gonna be BANANAS

Eff Off Incels (Better Watch Out 2017)

December 17, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 128 MB

Honestly if incels bug you any more than the rational level of hatred all moral people share than you should perhaps stay away from this movie anyways. Just listen to us and find the "skip silences" option in your podcast player of choice!

French Rambo Kevin McAllister vs Evil Santa (Deadly Games 1989)

December 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 132 MB

The number of names this movie has is a delightful absurdity, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

PUNISH! (Silent Night, Deadly Night 1984)

December 03, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 119 MB

WARNING: There is a sexual assault scene in this film Cops and Nuns are bad, Santa is a murderer, and many people need to be PUNISHED. Christmas season has started and Santa's red suit is perfect for hiding blood stains!

A Perfectly Normal Trip to Buenos Aeries (Terrified 2018)

November 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

We continue in the tradition of watching completely normal not very scary foreign films, come along, it'll be fine I'm sure of it!

A Perfectly Normal Trip to Buenos Aires (Terrified 2018)

November 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

We continue in the tradition of watching completely normal not very scary foreign films, come along, it'll be fine I'm sure of it!

Get Your Vitamin D, the 'D' is Silent (Wishmaster 1997)

November 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 123 MB

"the most metal shit you've seen in your life" - Hana I mean, do you need to hear any more than that?!

A Bad Deal (May the Devil Take You, 2018)

November 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 161 MB

Have you seen any Indonesian Horror before? If you have you'll know that you need to hold on to your butts for this one. If this is your first time than we are delighted to help you make this gloopiest of introductions with perhaps the scariest film we've covered yet! Editors Note: Please let me know on Twitter @fearandphantasm if you'd like more, or less crinkles, or if I got it jusssst right

Chin vs. Chin (Maniac Cop 1988)

November 05, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 122 MB

EDIT: Hi! I'm guessing you're here because ACAB - and while it's a constant refrain in the podcast it's really pretty far from the direct intent of the podcast! Feral Cam is happy to rant about politics at your from his personal twitter, but that's cause he is feral. @fearandphantasm on twitter/instagram/tiktok I mean really, how many names can you recite of innocent people that cops have killed? Just off the top of your head! There are reasons why so many episodes are filled with G & H sa...

The Start of a Legacy (Halloween 1978)

October 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 135 MB

Before he was Michael Myers he was the Shape, and the Shape continues to slash at our hearts to this very month. Start with us back at the very beginning of the franchise, and spread the word so we can keep going for many Halloween's to come! Warning: Contains violence against a pet! Watch Hana actually try Candy Corn for the first time: https://youtu.be/U9mT4jJ5vI8

Grab Your Bowl of Candy! It's Time To - (Trick 'r Treat 2007)

October 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Consider this your official safety guide for the dangers of Halloween night, it's coming, and this movie will have you prepped and ready to go for next week! Pop them popcorns and get cozy. Or maybe Sam will get ya. (Also lucky 13 episode, how fun) This movie isn't available for streaming, but is available to rent/buy on Amazon, iTunes, Google Play Movies & Youtube

We're Your Friends to the End (Child's Play 1988)

October 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 128 MB

Another solid entry from 1988. Just in time for the brand new Chucky show (still helmed by the incredible Don Mancini), and with Chucky voiced once again by Brad Dourif. So join us now for the original Chucky/Child's Play movie, get reacquainted with Chucky & Andy in their original outing and go give the new show a watch. And if you haven't seen this before come on and fall in love, the whole franchise is delightful (even when it gets weird). Movie isn't streaming but is available on YouTu...

How to Scare your Friends (Haunt 2019)

October 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 132 MB

For the first time ever we have a guest in the 'studio'! Everybody welcome Harper while you still have your eardrums cause this one is a screamer, Halloween is drawing near, and that could only mean one thing. More masks, never not masks. If you listen to this episode wearing a mask and tag us on IG or Twitter @fearandphantasm you might even win a print, or some stickers in our inaugural Costume Contest!

Astounding Gazongas & F-You Baby Cop (Edge of the Axe 1988)

October 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

Boobs, baby cops, a very important computer, and dope-ass kills make the perfect backdrop to your podcasting experience. Remember, the movies are secondary, you are here for us! Available on Shudder & Amazon (in Canada)

The Podcast is Coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE (Urban Legend 1998)

September 24, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 94.8 MB

We're back in the 90's, without being stuck in a boring forest with spooky rocks like The Blair Witch! I don't think we touched on it during the episode, but it was actually filmed here in Toronto, where we live. How fun! Slight trigger warning for an animal death, during that party scene, basically when we start doing the "Oh no, omg I forgot about this...ahhh" Available on Netflix (In Canada at least)

A Night With Some Demons (Demons 1985)

September 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

Last week we had the Night of the Demons, tonight we present for you even more demons. Another night full of demons, It's Demons! Italian horror classic with a striking visual flair and the ability to reduce one host to a baby. You'll barely even notice the technical difficulties!

7.99 if you love Demons, wave

September 16, 2021 19:16 - 13 seconds - 196 KB

The editor stands in the background waving silently - his other arm holds a sign: Episode 8: ft. Demons 1985), by Lamberto Bava, out tomorrow - 9/17

Get Ready to Dance! (Night of the Demons 1988)

September 10, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

From the Editor: This is the seventh one! Which Grace will write about when she has the time, we're real people with real lives here! Night of the Demons stars Italians? and Hana's boyfriend I think? Maybe? Watch it and find out!

Hey Check Out All of These Rock Piles! (The Blair Witch Project 1999)

September 03, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 82 MB

An absolute classic of 90s horror. Credited for reviving the found footage technique (leading to REC, Paranormal Activity, Host). This movie is admittedly a pretty slow burn, and if you've never seen it before highly recommend giving it a watch in a dark and quiet room. Then immediately watching it again with us! Available on Amazon/Amazon Prime/Hulu/Microsoft Store/Cineplex

Spiciest Pumpkin Man (Pumpkinhead 1988)

August 27, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

Oh boy, here's one of Hana's favourite horror movies ever. A movie made just for the creature animatronic. Got the ICONIC Lance Henriksen as Ed, and the film debut of Mayim Bialik (as Wallace Kid), and probably the sweetest child actor I've ever seen in a movie Matthew Hurley as Billy. This whole town is dusty as hell and invaded by some no good city slickers, and Pumpkinhead is out for vengeance, so pop some gosh dang popcorn, and grab a pumpkin spice latte, hit play and let us yap over th...