In an eBay site far, far away, a bidding war broke out this week that almost destroyed a shield of secrecy around an entire franchise. Despite their best jedi power-esque efforts (copy-proof paper? I mean, wow) John Boyega's script for the final 'Star Wars' film - literally coming out in weeks - was stolen, and put up for sale on eBay. And Disney had to use the force (their $$$) to get it back into safe hands. I bet you've never stuffed up as bad as that at work.

Today's full Fast 5 agenda also includes:

#1 Tones & I cleans up at the ARIA awards after a meteoric rise to fame, but what's the go with all the hate?
#2 Jay Z is suing an Australian brand, but he's actually not the bad guy (despite what the headlines suggest).
#3 What's the deal with TikTok? It everywhere, but we're so confused.
#4 The saga of the stolen 'Star Wars' script is wild, we can't believe it, it sounds like something straight out of a movie.
#5 How the HECK have Beyoncé, Rihanna, and other ICONIC black, brown, Latinx and Asian artists missed out on being Billboard's Artist of the Year since 2010?! Pls explain.

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