Farthouse
126 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago -Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
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Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas
April 18, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid. Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter. And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd.
The Devils by Ken Russell
February 29, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin
January 25, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman
December 21, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Tampopo by Juzo Itami
November 30, 2023 13:38 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick
October 31, 2023 16:16 - 2 hours - 122 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on Twitter ...
Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien
September 28, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller
August 31, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBRecalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road, Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini
July 27, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul
June 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 84 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch
May 18, 2023 18:42 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes
April 20, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards
March 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIt’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci
February 23, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Tár by Todd Field
January 26, 2023 08:05 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Metropolitan by Whit Stillman
December 22, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Ice Storm by Ang Lee
December 06, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Convent by Mike Mendez
October 27, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Holy Motors by Leos Carax
August 16, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBA note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg by Jacques Demy
August 09, 2022 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing endlessly in a non-melodic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1964 film by Jacques Demy - ‘The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Wages of Fear by Henri-Georges Clouzot
August 02, 2022 07:00 - 59 minutes - 55.3 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive through the jungle. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1953 film by Henri-Georges Clouzot - ‘The Wages of Fear.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Daisies by Věra Chytilová
July 26, 2022 07:00 - 58 minutes - 54.7 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get old men to feed them. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1966 film by Věra Chytilová - ‘Daisies.’ Plus, Farthouse royalty Tricia O'Brien joins the chat. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Blue Velvet by David Lynch
July 19, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to celebrate their 100th episode in a blue fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1986 film by David Lynch - ‘Blue Velvet.’ And joining them is the honorary third host of Farthouse - Lucé Tomlin-Brenner! If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky
July 12, 2022 07:00 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks AGAIN. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the FIRST episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Solaris’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were not as confident and studly as they are now. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Let...
Chan Is Missing by Wayne Wang
July 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bum around San Fran. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1982 film by Wayne Wang - ‘Chan Is Missing.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Fantastic Planet by René Laloux
June 28, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to create a new civilization of “little dudes.” That’s because they’re chatting about the 1973 film by René Laloux - ‘Fantastic Planet.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Pierrot le Fou by Jean-Luc Godard
June 21, 2022 07:00 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the second episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Pierrot le Fou’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were so young when they recorded this. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Crimes of the Future by David Cronenberg
June 14, 2022 07:00 - 59 minutes - 55.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some purple candy bars. That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s ‘Crimes of the Future.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Nashville by Robert Altman
June 07, 2022 14:53 - 1 hour - 142 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to amble around Nashville. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Altman’s ‘Nashville.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Slacker by Richard Linklater
May 31, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch amble around Austin. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Linklater’s ‘Slacker.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Donnie Darko by Richard Kelly
May 24, 2022 07:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch ‘Evil Dead’ with Jena Malone. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Kelly’s ‘Donnie Darko.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
May 17, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to clap in a rhythmic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about Céline Sciamma’s ‘Portrait of a Lady.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Northman by Robert Eggers
May 10, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to speak to an enchanted Björk. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Eggers’ ‘The Northman.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Poetry by Lee Chang-dong
May 03, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be inspired to write a poem! That’s because they’re chatting about Lee Chang-dong’s ‘Poetry.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Beau Travail by Claire Denis
April 26, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to do military drills in the desert! That’s because they’re chatting about Claire Denis’ ‘Beau Travail.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Thief and the Cobbler with Special Guest Tom Meyers
April 19, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some balls! That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Williams’ ‘The Thief and the Cobbler.’ And there is no better person to discuss this film than their special guest - screenwriter, playwright, and friend, Tom Meyers. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey and Tom on Letterboxd
Blowup by Michelangelo Antonioni
April 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to swing! That’s because they’re chatting about Michelangelo Antonioni’s ‘Blowup.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Stalker by Andrei Tarkovsky
April 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to splash in some muddy puddles. That’s because they’re chatting about Andrei Tarkovsky’s ‘Stalker.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey pitch a remake of ‘Stalker’ starring Britney Spears. They also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
My Own Private Idaho by Gus Van Sant
March 29, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall asleep in the middle of a road. That’s because they’re chatting about Gus Van Sant’s ‘My Own Private Idaho.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the career of Mr. Keanu Reeves. They put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards
March 22, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBIt’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. They also reveal their Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Barton Fink by The Coen Brothers
March 15, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to pin back some peeling wallpaper. That’s because they’re chatting about The Coen Brothers’ ‘Barton Fink.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their Top 5 Coen Brothers movies. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterb...
The Worst Person in the World by Joachim Trier
March 08, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to run through the streets of Oslo. That’s because they’re chatting about Joachim Trier’s ‘The Worst Person in the World.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss “the sad penis.” The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by George Roy Hill
March 01, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to join a throuple with Paul Newman and Robert Redford. That’s because they’re chatting about George Roy Hill’s ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey decide where they’d want to live during the 1800s. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and...
Shortbus with Special Guest Ify Nwadiwe
February 22, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBIt’s the final week of Farthouse Erotica month! And that’s why they had to bring in the “THOT Dad” himself, Ify Nwadiwe. He joins the “cuties” to talk about John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Shortbus.’ In this episode, the boys talk about the war between Gen Z and Millenials. Ify and the “cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Cas...
Antiporno by Sion Sono
February 15, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBIt’s the third week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to star in a porno. That’s because they’re chatting about Sion Sono’s ‘Antiporno.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the politics of AOL Instant Messager. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitter And foll...
Betty Blue by Jean-Jacques Beineix
February 08, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBIt’s the second week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get their manuscript published. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Jacques Beineix’s ‘Betty Blue.’ In this episode, Patrick tries to convince Casey to sleep on a mattress where someone died. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Pat...
Love by Gaspar Noé
February 01, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBIt’s the first week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hit the sex clubs. That’s because they’re chatting about Gaspar Noé’s ‘Love.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey wonder how anyone knows what to do in a group sex situation. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twit...
Reservoir Dogs with Musician Logan Metz
January 25, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get shot in the gut. That’s because they’re chatting about Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs .’ As a special treat, the boys are joined this week by musician Logan Metz (Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real). He’s on to talk about his and Casey’s crazy trip to the Sundance Film Festival back in 2007. Plus, the “Cuties” also put 'Reservoir Dogs' through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. Listen to Logan’s music HERE I...
The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky
January 18, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThe “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a bathtub with their jeans on. That’s because they’re chatting about Darren Aronofsky’s ‘The Fountain.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their hatred for people who intentionally sit in the wrong assigned seat. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and ...