Troubled Waters (Nessie MIA & Covid Snake Vaccine)

What’s strange is new again. Which is another way to say, It’s time to discuss the latest trove of UFO documents pried from the hands of the US Government. According to said documents thirsty UFO’s have been swiping right during their nocturnal visits to earth and if that wasn’t bad enough one of these pervs may have left a woman with it’s hybrid space-baby. We’ll be talking about that as well as the shocking Loch Ness Phallus theory among other things in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD SEGMENT   And if you feel guilty for never drinking your required 4 liters of water throughout the day we have the perfect excuse. Water is poison. Yeah, it seems satan has secretly contaminated the water supply. If that sounds crazy then you’ll know why we’re talking about it in our Audacity Chronicle segment at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.

What’s strange is new again. Which is another way to say, It’s time to discuss the latest trove of UFO documents pried from the hands of the US Government. According to said documents thirsty UFO’s have been swiping right during their nocturnal visits to earth and if that wasn’t bad enough one of these pervs may have left a woman with it’s hybrid space-baby. We’ll be talking about that as well as the shocking Loch Ness Phallus theory among other things in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD SEGMENT   And if you feel guilty for never drinking your required 4 liters of water throughout the day we have the perfect excuse. Water is poison. Yeah, it seems satan has secretly contaminated the water supply. If that sounds crazy then you’ll know why we’re talking about it in our Audacity Chronicle segment at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.