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Face Jam

179 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 3K ratings

Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of- luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. Subscribe now at http://bit.ly/FaceJamSubscribe.

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Episodes

Domino’s New York Style Pizza

April 23, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more. Follow @facejampod. We'll have news soon on what's to come.

Spittin Silly - Snack Attack

April 16, 2024 07:00 - 29 minutes

Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review.

Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich

April 09, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more.

Spittin Silly - Food Court 13

April 02, 2024 07:00 - 37 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches. Sponsored by ExpressVPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/facejam to get an extra 3 months free.

IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes

March 26, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more. Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam

Spittin Silly - Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs

March 19, 2024 07:00 - 36 minutes

Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread. Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam

Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos

March 12, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM

Spittin Silly - Food Court 12

March 05, 2024 08:00 - 34 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10

Jamsgiving 2024

March 02, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour

The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving. Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee & teas are very good....

Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada

February 27, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.

Spittin Silly - Great Value Candy Dupes

February 20, 2024 08:00 - 37 minutes

Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.

Subway Sidekicks

February 13, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50

Spittin Silly - Whatawings vs. Popeyes Wings

February 06, 2024 08:00 - 38 minutes

Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM

Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp

January 30, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more. Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM

jambuLAnce

January 26, 2024 16:00 - 2 hours

We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you. Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.

Spittin Silly - Food Court 11

January 23, 2024 08:00 - 37 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird.

Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake

January 16, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam

Spittin Silly - Freewheelin

January 09, 2024 08:00 - 39 minutes

Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26. Support us at facejampod.com Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam

Chuck E Cheese Grown Up Menu

January 02, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM).

Spittin Silly - Peanuts™ x Kura Sushi

December 26, 2023 08:00 - 40 minutes

Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it? Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY).

IHOP Wonka Menu

December 19, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more. Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10

Spittin Silly - Food Court 10

December 12, 2023 08:00 - 41 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).

Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards

December 05, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more. Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY

Spittin Silly - Eric’s Betrayal

November 28, 2023 08:00 - 37 minutes

Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power." Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).

Face Jam - PF Chang’s Holiday Menu

November 21, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more. Follow us @FaceJamPod Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 , Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam

Spittin Silly - Whataburger Chili Cheese & more

November 14, 2023 08:00 - 34 minutes

Our heroes are trying the new Whataburger Chili Cheese Burger & Fries while grilling Eric for getting onto Graysie. Little does he know what the future holds for him. Sponsored by DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY).

Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger

November 07, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam).

Spittin Silly

October 31, 2023 07:00 - 39 minutes

Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM).

Potbelly Ring of Fire Sandwich

October 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.  Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM), Uncommon Goods (http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash (Download the D...

Spittin Silly - Chuck E Cheese Pizza Comparison

October 17, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes

Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges? Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM

Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta

October 10, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam.

Spittin Silly - Frozen Pizza Challenge

October 03, 2023 07:00 - 38 minutes

Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam), Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash  (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL)

Quiznos Big Fat Greek Sub

September 26, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by Factor (http://factormeals.com/facejam50 Code facejam50), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pair...

Spittin Silly - Food Court 9

September 19, 2023 07:00 - 37 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food.  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Code 50facejam, Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com, and Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM

Wendy's Loaded Nacho Burger

September 12, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter co...

Spittin Silly - Chick Fil A Breakfast

September 05, 2023 07:00 - 34 minutes

Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam

Wendy's English Muffin Sandwiches

August 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod  If you want to help Loyal Jammer Bret, please donate here: http://bit.ly/sacredheartsschool and https://www.shsmaui.org/giving/  S...

Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger

August 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod  Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGSBTC , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com + Code FaceJam , and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com

Spittin' Silly: Food Court 8

August 08, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam, ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam

Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu

August 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback. Sponsored by us. You're welcome. Follow us @FaceJamPod on IG and Twitter. Subscribe to the youtube also.

Spittin Silly - Reviewing Stubbs Live at RTX

July 25, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In what was supposed to be a live episode of Face Jam for our regular feed, Our Heroes make a pivot and make this a Spittin Silly exclusive. Have a listen to our live episode from RTX where Our Heroes review Stubbs BBQ, Michael eats pizza, and our Snack Attack attacks back. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50, DoorDash DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGS, and Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam

IHOP Pancake Tacos

July 18, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much?  Sponsored by http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM, Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com, and http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50

Spittin Silly - Food Court - Cat Trilogy Ender

July 11, 2023 07:00 - 43 minutes

Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Paypal http://joinhoney.com/facejam

Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings

July 04, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers. Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and RTX http://rtxaustin.com

Spittin Silly - Mead with Cat

June 27, 2023 07:00 - 40 minutes

Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Nuts dot com http://nuts.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 

Starbucks Oleato

June 20, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style. Come to RTX where we'll be reviewing Stubbs BBQ LIVE July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com Sponsored by Katos Coffee go to http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club to get 5% off, and Unstable Games go to https://bit.ly/3HPq0K2 ...

Spittin Silly - Little Deli Pizza with Cat

June 13, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutes

Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out. Come to RTX July 7-9 where we'll be eating and reviewing some Austin food LIVE on stage. Make your own scorecard and let us know what you think of it. www.RTXAustin.com  Sponso...

Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries

June 06, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy. Are you coming to RTX or what dude, the Rat & Grackle ain't gonna sauce itself. Grab a ticket and info at www.RTXaustin.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam

Spittin Silly - Food Court 6

May 30, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes

Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&J&M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad. Come to RTX to swing through the Rat & Grackle Pub plus we're doing a live episode. www.rtxaustin.com is the website for info. Sponsored by Nuts http://nuts.com/facejam these are very good nuts that we genuinely enjoy. Are we nuts for them? M...

Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders

May 23, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more. Come crack a cold one with da boys at RTX July 7-9. www.RTXAustin.com for details. Sponsored by HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 DoorDash: Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS Shady Rays: http://shady...

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