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Yes. We have done it. We have finally gotten what we have always wanted. A period drama with real, live lesbians. This week we're reviewing 2019's Portrait of a Lady On Fire, starring Noemie Merlant and Adele Haenel, who are both the most beautiful women we have ever seen in our lives. And while this movie is definitely about gorgeous women in love, it is also about witchcraft and abortions and hallucinogenic drugs! Strap in, dear listeners!