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In our final installment of Kiera-Knightley-A-Thon, we're reviewing 2012's Anna Karenina, based on the Leo Tolstoy novel and starring Kiera Knightley, Jude Law, Matthew Macfadyen. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Alicia Vikander, Michelle Dockery, Cara Delevingne, and a whole slew of other people who deserved better than this trainwreck of a film. Do you like chaotic transitions, jewelry, and stylized theater set-pieces? Are you a pretentious English major? Guess what! This movie is for you!