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It's almost July Fourth weekend, party people. And you know what that means! Time to hunt some goddamn, slavery-loving, confederate vampires. This week we're doing our patriotic duty to the United States of America and talking about the 2012 masterpiece, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It's basically the Daniel Day-Lewis Lincoln biopic except with an axe that is also a gun.