The perfect Texan to explain the ups and downs of bayou life is comedian and TX native, Kate Robards. From humble beginnings, Kate spent her childhood fibbing as to the whereabouts of her father and being booed off stage at her high school. She then become a homeowner-by-proxy, aka she married a rich man, something that has since been undone. A freshly single (and ready to mingle) youthful divorcee, Kate is based in NYC, and took a moment out of her busy schedule to explain growing up in the south. 
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