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ExoSquad Goals
56 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratingsJoin us each week for recaps and reviews of the 90s classic cartoon ExoSquad! New episodes every Saturday!
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S2 EP 38: Abandon All Hope of Good Audio
July 14, 2018 14:29 - 48 minutes - 111 MBSo this is the one where Chris's mic is all messed up, but fear not! We've got a cracking good time talking about the end of the war! Who lives, who dies, and who turns into a plant person with super powers? I mean, if you've come this far, you know. Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 37: The Night Before The Last Few Episodes
July 07, 2018 02:48 - 29 minutes - 68.6 MBSo we're back from our two and a half month break! Woo! Ready for another season of the Pod? We have so many episodes left...what? There are like 2 more? Really? Oh boy we timed that wrong. Well, in this one Able squad is looking for this secret club that's apparently THE BOMB. GET IT? Well, really it's all about clones, freedom, and the dignity of humanity. Also sweet dogfights. Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLad...
S2 EP 36: Penetrate the Pentagon
April 10, 2018 22:37 - 30 minutes - 41.4 MBSo it's JUMP DAY BAY BAY! The Jump Troops are paying DC a visit, but are they going to enjoy their stay, or are they going to get run over by an H Street Trolley? See? DC humor. Smart Pass. Shaw. Verizon Center. Shoot, not that last one. Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 35: Tanks for all the Fish
April 03, 2018 01:37 - 30 minutes - 42 MBHey there PigPen it's ChiTown Cop. Hammer down to Phaeton City, and look out for some rabbit ears at the overpass. Did I do that right? Anyway, it's a destruction derby for our Squad as they head on down to Chicago to catch some...REVENGE! Chris's New Show!!! https://youtu.be/e35wOD0AXYU Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 34: DEATH HUG
March 26, 2018 02:59 - 34 minutes - 47.9 MBOh man this one gets me every time...Alec, my favorite character when I was a kid, is out of sweet moves, and gets hugged to death by Typhonus. Spoiler Alert! But...it this the end for undead Alec? Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 33: Ferroequinologist
March 10, 2018 20:48 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MBWOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Also, we talk about the Critic a bunch. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 32: Apocalypse Meow
March 03, 2018 17:12 - 31 minutes - 42.8 MBIt's a regular Heart of Darkness in here as JT and the crew go looking for a plant maniac in the jungle! Will Captain Planet lay the smack down after they evaporate a river? Probably not, but in one of the stranger episodes of the series, Nara gets turned into a plant person. Also, I totally know it was Animaniacs who did the parody. You'll see what I mean when we get there. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy...
S2 EP 31: The Best of Them
February 24, 2018 16:15 - 36 minutes - 50.1 MBOur squad is back together to discuss the passing of one of our favorite "bad guys" in the show. I mean, ok, he was pretty sweet at the end, but he did take over Miami and run some gnarly prison camps there. So, call it a draw? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 30: Gaslit by the X-Men
February 10, 2018 16:06 - 37 minutes - 51.6 MBSo apparently JT Marsh has some very strong feelings about geo-thermal energy. I mean, he could have gone home, but he needed to sabotage the breeding facility in order to discredit GT as a viable alternative energy source. Is JT under the thumb of big Dark Matter? Only time will tell! In this episode: spoiler etiquette, Ryan's X-Men trauma, and the panopticon vs personal identity! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two ...
S2 EP 29: E-Frames are Alive
February 03, 2018 10:45 - 30 minutes - 41.9 MBSo yeah, slight development in the world of Exo Squad that E FRAMES ARE ALIVE AND PLUG INTO YOUR NECK. This changes everything. Like, do they all talk to each other all the time? Have they been drawn into this war unwittingly? Can they bring peace to this universe? Also, where the hell are the pirates these days? Also there's a new breed of Neo Warrior etc etc... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https...
S2 EP 28: The Late One
January 31, 2018 15:33 - 28 minutes - 39 MBOh man, this one took a bit to get out of the hopper! It's a Chris/Ryan show this week, and we're talking about the goo-iest boy of them all...PHAETON. Was it worth the wait? Maybe? Officially our earliest episode, it was also our latest! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 27: Back in the Saddle
January 20, 2018 19:20 - 25 minutes - 35.5 MBYAH! Come along on an Exo-venture as we get back on that dusty trail toward Phaeton City! Is there a Birdman? YES. Sewer Dogs? Kinda. I thought they were cats, but apparently those where the Street Cats. Who knew this could be so complex? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 26: The Internet Ate Ryan
December 18, 2017 16:26 - 28 minutes - 39.1 MBSo yeah, Net Neutrality goes and suddenly Ryan gets eaten by the interwebz. So it's kind of a two person show this week. Anywho, in this episode we realize that the Heart o' Mars is kinda sexual, Glenn sucks, and Torres totally would have killed the Exo-Scouts. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 25: That's What They Pay Us For, Sir
December 09, 2017 16:24 - 43 minutes - 59.1 MBThis episode is the combat zone equivalent of a wacky racing movie from the 60s, but with more fireballs. Everyone is getting on their horse to be the first to check check check out this strange alien compound, but it turns out the compound is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. Like Transformers. Get it? In this episode: Ryan Harnedy's Law of Lasers (revisited), Metroid, and Longfeather doing the heavy lifting. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.t...
FISH POLICE
December 02, 2017 09:00 - 25 minutes - 34.9 MBOh we made a mistake. We thought it would be fun, but sometimes, shows get cancelled for a reason. Did the denizens of Fish City break our Exo Crew? Yes. Yes they did. WATCH FISH POLICE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 24: That's Sgt Mom to you!
November 25, 2017 17:46 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MBMajor Dad, meet Sgt Mom, ass kicker extraordinaire! It must be sweeps week, because we've not only got Exo Scouts but also TALKING RAPTORS. Will the Murder Scamps live up to their namesake? Or will the Raptors get the last laugh? SPECIAL GUEST STAR JOSH GEE! Check out his food newsletter! Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart And check out the cookbook mentioned in the episode! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertisers: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Lad...
S2 EP 23: Scamp Scampi
November 19, 2017 01:33 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MBPromotions all around! JT gets the bump, and now Nara is the new squad leader of Able squad! But will everyone survive this period of turnover? Yeah, unless you're in Baker squad. In this episode: Exo Scout permission slips, Exo hobbies, and Scamps ahoy! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 22: RI(MV)P
November 11, 2017 23:23 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBBarca, your star shone too bright on the darkness of space. In this episode we say goodbye to our dear pirate spy/friend, talk about smooth brains, and stupid Venus, always VENUS. We also talk about the Space Olympics, Ryan's Law of Lasers (applied) and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 21: Hi George! Bye George!
November 06, 2017 19:43 - 44 minutes - 61.5 MBTyree and Able Squad are throwing a killer party, and Shiva and his nerd friend want in! What CRAZY hijinks will take place? Will Shiva get a dance with his secret crush? Will a horde of raptor men kill everyone with acid? In this episode: JT Marsh holds a grudge, the high ground, and how laser guns really work! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 20: Shredded Like Lettuce
October 28, 2017 07:09 - 39 minutes - 53.7 MBHow bad could being stuck in Australia be? Wait, they're Dino Monsters and Crab people? Gross. We get into it about this Maggie and Alec focussed walkabout! In this episode: swimmer's abs, dino-spit, and the air speed velocity of an unladen BAT-MAN (African or European?) Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
THE PIRATES OF DARK WATER
October 21, 2017 13:15 - 46 minutes - 64.2 MBThose Exo-Dudes take a deep dive...INTO SOME DARK WATER! Like what you heard? Become a supporter on Patreon for more content like this! As mentioned in the episode: PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THOSE IN NEED AFTER THE RECENT HURRICANES! American Red Cross AmeriCares Direct Relief And as a stupid side thing: The Evolution of Arnold Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 19: The Beastie Boyz
October 14, 2017 23:57 - 44 minutes - 60.8 MBTHE HYBRIDS ARE HERE (for better or worse). We're kind of...mixed on how we feel about them. Listen to get THE HOT TAKES! In this episode: Raptor fashion, DNA sourcing and CRAB. PEOPLE. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 18: At Night He Uses His Robo Arm
October 07, 2017 16:41 - 34 minutes - 44 MBAnd we're back, and man, is it a sad one. We say goodbye to a beloved character. Seriously though, this episode is super great, and handles some really heavy topics. Watch it. Find it and watch it! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 17: The Darkest Timeline
September 23, 2017 16:45 - 32 minutes - 59.3 MBSo man, this escalated quickly. Alice is back in the fold, but will JT play it cool, or will this end in a horrific fireball? The latter, of course, and man, it's hardcore. Plus, we finally realize why O'reilly gets that billing in the opening credits, because she's willing to kill. Also in this episode: musical numbers, excited talking, and where to get takeout in Boston. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladi...
S2 EP 16: Herb'd Brooks
September 16, 2017 04:15 - 34 minutes - 47 MBWhen the Rooskies are on the rampage at Lake Placid, there's only one man with a twisted wrister that can save Team USA from defeat: JT MARSH. Things are bad on Venus, but they're even worse in space!?! HOW CAN THAT BE? In this episode: Harry Potter, why Draconis rules, and more! Also, there's nothing after the end music this week. It'll be back next time. If you have a minute, please consider Len Wein who wrote this episode and passed away last week. Per his fan page on Facebook, if you'd ...
S2 EP 15: Some Quality Action
September 09, 2017 04:20 - 36 minutes - 49.6 MBDraconis is on a rampage as his kingdom topples around him! We're down a Ryan this week, but way up in action! In this episode: shipping, anacondas, and the liberation of Venus! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 14: Why Not Cloak?
September 02, 2017 04:20 - 38 minutes - 53.5 MBSeriously though, cloaking is like cell phones in older movies. Got a bad guy on your tail? CLOAK. Need to scout a base? CLOAK. Graf Shield got you down? CLOAK. Also in this episode: making a murderer, sunrises on Venus, and Chris saying the wrong episode number. Are you dragging me off? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart
S2 EP 13: Return of the Gooey Boys
August 26, 2017 04:20 - 38 minutes - 52.5 MBIn space, no one can hear you pay homage to like 20 different things. The Gooey Boy is back, and he's hungrier than ever! Now if he just ate the cook, he wouldn't have this problem. In this episode: Max Payne, how to fix something that's not entirely broken, and Ryan's solution to the Star Wars Prequels. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Any music usage is inten...
S2 EP 12: The Gooey Boys
August 12, 2017 16:17 - 33 minutes - 46 MBIt has begun! The scouting, the decorating...the party is coming to Venus! Everything is going well for the big shindig until some guys come down with AMD and then WHAM! Secret science ahoy. In this episode: why Bronski hates walking, the scientific method, and making that cash. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 11: We Meet Thrax
August 05, 2017 04:00 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MBThrax Thrax that's the name! Fragging E-frames is his game! Thrax is here and he's going to MAKE YOU LOVE PEACE. Seriously though, this episode is pretty amazing. So good. We also talk about peer pressure, listening to your own podcast, and other stuff! Woo! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 10: Let’s Move that Choo Choo!
July 30, 2017 19:07 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MBWho let the dogs out? Who? Phaeton when he put all his trust in the Neo Megas! Torres is on a tear with Eve and the Resistance, while Shiva realizes that politics are just not his thing. In this episode: Zombies, movie ideas, zeppelins and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 9: Getting a Little Comfortable with the Atrocities
July 22, 2017 04:00 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBWhen Ball Chin makes the ship go boom, it's up to Able Squad to bring the Pirates to justice! A rip roaring romp through Port Chaos ensues, and we get some great team building moments. In this episode: Algernon is phoning it in, mustache twirling, and more! Also, stay for a 5 minute bit on "Burn Notice" at the end. Characters welcome. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Top Shelf Cookies: https://topshelfcookies.com Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com
S2 EP 8: He Has a Little Simbaca in Him, but He is Wildly Irresponsible
July 15, 2017 04:05 - 50 minutes - 69.1 MBWolf B, in the house, said Bronski's in the house! It's the Bronski show! That means crash landings, hard drinking, prison camps, tasty sammies, and death marches! Will Nara and Marsala ever kiss? Who keeps a sandwich in their pocket anyway? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com
S2 EP 7: Ryan's Favorite Moment in the Show
July 01, 2017 04:00 - 39 minutes - 54 MBCHUMP TROOPS! The Exo pod is down on these dudes, but we're all about their shiny armor wearing, big gun carrying, scramble chip frying ways. These guys really have the best dialogue don't they? We also meet a Neo Mega. This dude isn't that bad, but the way he keep saying, "Did I do that?" gets SUPER annoying. In this episode: droopy dogs, nerds run wild, and RYAN'S FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE SHOW. You've been warned! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: ...
S2 EP 6: Go. Play. Have Fun.
June 24, 2017 04:30 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MBCowabunga! When the Exo-dudes get a ticket to the big surf competition, they have to raise money to get to the party! Thing is, old man Shiva wants to harsh their mellow. Also, they have to liberate a prison camp in order to prove that they are BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT. In this episode: Burritos, Demolition Man, and Exosquad. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 5: I've Got the Solution: More Sam Worthington
June 17, 2017 04:00 - 33 minutes - 45.4 MBWhen one of our Exo-Friends tries to curb stomp a pirate, the fate of the alliance comes into doubt. Will a life debt be paid? Will a life be lost? Why is Simbaca so ripped? Seriously, that guy is huge. There's a shot in here where his right hand is bigger than another Pirate's torso. I mean, DUDE. Also in this episode: careless whispers, SPACE YALTA, and cloning etiquette. Exosquad S2 Ep: recap Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP4: THIS WATERSLIDE OF DOOM THAT FIRES FLAMING NERF BALLS OF DEATH
June 10, 2017 04:00 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MBSPIES EVERYWHERE! Well, mainly just in the pirate fleet. When there's intrigue about, our Exo-detectives are on the case, but oh snap, it's also training day for the Pirates! Can Marsh whip these recruits into shape? Will Barca get away with it? Will we forget to mention a B list character dying? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
No New Ep This Week!
June 02, 2017 16:07 - 1 minute - 2.06 MBSorry folks, real life got the best of us! We'll be back next week with some of that sweet new Exo-content!
S2 EP 3: The Baddest Dude
May 26, 2017 07:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBTethys is a mess-thys! The Extourage are still in negotiations to land the big free agents, but an interested party in the form of Typhonus is looking to ruin their day! In this episode: the practicalities of using concrete and rebar as a sledgehammer, sex barge etiquette, and whether pirates surrender. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies
S2 EP 2: The Men from the Loading Docks
May 20, 2017 15:26 - 29 minutes - 41 MBWhen JT and The Leon have to go make friends with the Pirate Clans, a deadly game of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" breaks out. Will our Exo-Contestants win a message from Barca on their answering machines, or will Typhonus show up and ruin everything, like he usually does. On this episode: fashion choices of the Neosapien Empire, the taste of scenery, and the hyper capitalistic nature of the Human Empire, and their need for disposable, cheap labor. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Ad...
Interview: Michael Edens
May 13, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBNo recap this week, but we interviewed Exosquad writer/Executive Story Producer Michael Edens about the show! We go into the origins and influences that shaped Exosquad as well as what it was like to work on the show. Hard hitting questions such as, "Who came up with the Amanda Connor's show?" WILL BE ANSWERED. But mostly it's about real stuff... Special thanks to Michael Edens! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S2 EP 1: The Pink Ladies
May 06, 2017 04:00 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MBAfter 2 long years of sitting at home on Saturday nights, the Exo Mob has decided to throw a party! Thing is, it looks like some big blue bad guys are mad they didn't get an invite, and decide to show up anyway. DA-RAMAAAAAAA. In this episode: the Tango and Cash-cast, The Leon makes his debut, and Nara reads her journal to everybody. Also: PIRATES. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Necropolis by Chris Ferran...
END OF SEASON 1 SPECTACULAR!
April 29, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBOkay. It's not THAT spectacular, but CRC take some questions, talk some squad, and get a feel for the first season. It's long, but hey, that's not the worst thing in the world, right? This first season has been a blast, and we're hoping to get even better from here! Better audio? YOU GOT IT. Better goofs? Maybe? Better hosts? Hey now. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadi
S1 EP 13: Change Starts with Us
April 22, 2017 06:07 - 52 minutes - 72.5 MBThis is it! Phaeton and the Exo-gang are face 2 face, and things are about to get TOO FAST...TOO FURIOUS. Will JT Marsh get his Vin Dieseled, or will Phaeton get Han-ded a defeat? Will anyone (Paul) Walker way from this race to the bottom of Olympus Mons? Who will be the drifto king? Can the Rock play Wolf Bronski in the movie? In this episode: the value of a handshake, be the change you want in the world, Exosquad Girls, and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertisers: ...
S1 EP 12: Meat on Them Bones
April 15, 2017 04:00 - 40 minutes - 56.1 MBWhen the Exo-Pals get a blast from the past in terms of Martian history, they have to come to terms with that you can't tell a book by it's cover. Or you can. Or can't. It's complicated. In this episode we talk about frogs, guns, mustaches, brothers, and calzones. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart Top Shelf Cookies: https://topshelfcookies.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Rebel Base Outpost: http://www.eba...
S1 EP 11: Everyone's Captain Marcus, and Everyone's Horny
April 08, 2017 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBBy the great Olympus Mons that's a spicy meatball of an episode! When the Legio Exo has to fight for their lives on Mars and in the stars, hard choices are made, and everyone finds out how far they are willing to go just to survive. Captain Mahwr-cus steals the show with a last ride that rivals the Undertaker. Or Paul Walker. Too soon? Topics discussed: Going out in a blaze of glory, Niki Minaj, and a fun new direction for the pod. Also super NSFW. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S1 EP 10: Don't Trust Big Glue
April 01, 2017 07:00 - 44 minutes - 81 MBWhen Captain Mahr-kus slips the Exo-cohort some bad mint juleps in the form of a bogus mission, our dudes have to figure out what their new Martian lives are going to be like. Because they've been...ABANDONED. Discussed this episode: zombies, oath takers and breakers, independents studies, drinking, and most importantly: advertising. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S1 EP 9: The Dirty In-between
March 25, 2017 05:51 - 46 minutes - 85.9 MBWhen Troupe-de-Exo find themselves stuck on Venus, they decide to make a difference in the world by BLOWING EVERYTHING UP. In this episode we explore the moral complexities of selling humans for food, darkness, Game of Thrones, the New York Jets, and how can anyone truly understand what they would do in a desperate situation. Also discussed: Exosquad Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S1 EP 8: We Need to Talk about DeLeon
March 18, 2017 04:30 - 40 minutes - 55 MBAfter hitching a one way ticket to the sun, the Exo-Gang takes a detour to Venus. Ever want an Exosquad/American Chopper mashup? DeLeon's got you covered! In this episode we discuss 90s sitcoms, haunting cartoon moments, Tom Hanks, and what is up with Alec DeLeon. Also: If you have a question you want answered, reach out to us @exosquadgoals and we will answer it on our End of Season 1 recap! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone
S1 EP 7: Everyone Must Die
March 11, 2017 08:00 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MBI tell you what, them Exo-Boys are in a doozie of a pickle! Their main want in this world is on another one, so they have to hitch a ride on the ol' General Shiva, but thing is, that there ship is flyin' straight for the sun! What happens? Why the dark title? Has the ExoCarrier Resolute sold? Find all this out, and more!