Gary and Kyle recap the XFL Week 1 to talk about their DC Defenders and Houston Roughnecks both being 1-0. Rules the NFL has to adopt including the kickoffs, being in the Challenge booth, in-game interviews, and the Bud Light Seltzer lounge. Then America's favorite segment; Eliot Shorr-Parks "Take It Til You Make It" segment featuring caller Mike who went scorched Earth on Joel Embiid on Joe Giglio's show, which took a turn to just trashing Joe Giglio. Segments include, "Hey, Baseball" discussing the new MLB playoff format and Carlos Beltran's involvement in the Astro's sign stealing scandal, with a mid-segment Islander freakout from Gary watching the Flyers/Islanders game, Top 5 Most Hated Athletes Ever, and then we finish with Gary's Thoughts on veterinarians.