Everyone's A Critic
270 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 107 ratingsThe internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions!
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ep 260 An Announcement
August 16, 2023 23:55 - 7 minutes - 8.24 MBThank you so much for every listen throughout the years. Change isn't easy. We love all of you and have loved every moment of making this silly, wonderful, obnoxious show. Every time you read a funny review in the wild, hear an out of context kazoo, or find yourself laughing at the inevitable heat death of the universe, let it remind you of us. Take care of each other, make each other laugh. J and J
Ep 259: Thank You for Yawning
August 02, 2023 04:54 - 59 minutes - 56.2 MBIn today's episode, a cohost yawns at her cohost, a boy kicks a cow too hard, and Barbie goes mutton busting. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester wi...
Ep 258: Their 12th Favorite Film
July 26, 2023 04:33 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBEcclesiastical! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Hell...
Ep 257: The Cheez Whiz Was Expired
July 19, 2023 13:44 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBWe didn't realize until after we stopped recording that the Cheez Whiz eaten in today's program was two weeks past its sell-by date. I bought it at a Kroger, and like, yeah sell-by dates are kind of dumb sometimes, but like, what? How? If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/...
Ep 256: We Have King’s Hawaiian Money
July 12, 2023 13:20 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBI know the title is supposed to be "Skating for Christ." But that isn't my new favorite phrase ever, so, what can you do. Today's show also features a grim look at airport Starbucks by someone who's connecting flight is definitely impossible. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans...
Ep 255: Carol Time.
July 05, 2023 04:49 - 59 minutes - 84.5 MBIn today's show we piss, cuss, steal, and win (everybody's doing it). If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEve...
Ep 254: Milk Theft! Milk Theft!
June 28, 2023 13:47 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBToday's episode is sponsored by the Steak & Milk diet! Eat like Daniel Plainview, die like Daniel Plainview. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one awesome pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 (It's so big I have to import it to Spotify manually, and I don't) Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] T...
Ep 253: Small Quantities of Asbestos
June 21, 2023 13:55 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBIf you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https:/...
Ep 252: A Revolving Door for Women
June 14, 2023 04:13 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis one is about the horrors of 8th grade, 7th grade, and Fort Lauderdale. Thank my lucky stars I've only experienced two of them. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ ...
Ep 251: A Bed/Cracker Situation
June 07, 2023 13:33 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBOn an all new EAC, alliances will be broken, showmances will be shattered, and one contestant's life will change forever. We also talk about the Applebee's in San Francisco. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://w...
Ep 250: St. Peter Says, Yikes
May 31, 2023 13:36 - 1 hour - 87 MBThat face when the highlight reel of your life is cringy AF, am I right? No? Just me? If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet ...
Ep 249: Corona Times Fun Grabber
May 24, 2023 13:54 - 1 hour - 86.7 MBOOOOOOH MAN. AAAAAAAH yiss. Giant sticky hands. Also in today's show, we look at tips for making chalupas, listener Chris kills it, and we give away 50 free trials of MAX. Just MAX. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: h...
Ep 248: Dr. Dre’s Hoptimonium
May 17, 2023 13:07 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBDid you know hot tub boats are a thing? Yep, that's all I've got. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryo...
Ep 247: It’s Not Fun to Read
May 10, 2023 13:11 - 1 hour - 85 MBWe've got a fantastic listener special for ya' today, with reviews from the Ikea cafeteria and the billigerent, anti-suffrage book nook. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEvery...
Ep 246: Most Controversial Squeezer
May 03, 2023 04:41 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBToday's episode is *littered* with inaccuracies. To be clear, the Juicy Salif is not poison when you juice on it. The instructions say it tastes bad when you juice on it. Aluminum being bad for you is somewhat debunked. But at least when we lie, it's about juicers. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal...
Ep 245: Y-U-C-C-H-Y
April 26, 2023 05:05 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBAlternate titles for today's show: "Totally Fucked" Tin Can Puller Appropriately Domestic Mold on the Cobwebs Chickums Upturned Meatshield Surrounded by Grease If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhu...
Ep 244: Dark Yelp Live!
April 19, 2023 14:05 - 1 hour - 92 MBAlso in today's episode, we explore a business that sells "urban camping" as a good thing. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tw...
Ep 243: Foo Foo Woman Food
April 12, 2023 04:06 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBI don't know what to say anymore. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester ...
Ep 242: What’s Rapini?
April 05, 2023 13:05 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBIn today's show, we study the mythos of a truly obnoxious megastructure. We also look at reviews for a big cross. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: forev...
Ep 241: Women Like Boneless Wings
March 29, 2023 14:11 - 59 minutes - 80 MBAlternate titles for today's episode include: Tina Trashass Meow Meow Eating and Play I. Have. A. Allergy. Riddled in Allergy Sauce Cheetah Girls Crashed My Phone Negation of All Human Kindness It's Women's History Month (FFS) If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-...
Ep 240: Same as the Old Meat
March 22, 2023 13:52 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBAlternate titles for today's episode: Don't, Don't, Don't Ever Say That Again Spring's Bone A Cocktail I Can Cozy Up To The Orgasm Arena This is America The TJ Maxx Way If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://...
Ep 239: Slightly Tilting
March 15, 2023 13:56 - 1 hour - 83.6 MBIn today's show, we take a wholly unrequested trip to Elizabethton, TN, and we warsh all that sadness down with a tall glass of... plastic tubs and file organizers. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designb...
Ep 238: I Will Not Be Polite
March 08, 2023 14:53 - 1 hour - 88 MBAlternate titles for today's episode include: As a Body Wash Mostly Sour Grapes I'm Only Half-Italian ****WARNING*** This Is Crazy If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryo...
Ep 237: A Yelper Darkly
March 01, 2023 14:44 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBIn today's show, we have T-Joes, kale rants, AND Jimmy Dean's sausage on a stick. It's some real season 1 goodness. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: for...
Ep 236: New Hampshire’s Greatest Threat
February 22, 2023 14:13 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBToday's episode is about me. I am New Hamspshire's greatest threat. I AM THE END. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us...
Ep 235: Gumby Jesus and Prickle John
February 15, 2023 14:35 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBIn today's extra long pizza, we go on two fabulous road trips through the weirdest corners of America. Please see today's special image for all the hype you need. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyh...
Ep 234: From Eating to Greeting
February 08, 2023 14:32 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBOn this frosty western morn we feast upon Feedback: The Breakfast of Champions. Lesbians not included. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@g...
Ep 233: David O’Doherty
February 01, 2023 05:52 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBIn today's episode, we take a spin in the dreaded Book Nook and head east southeast through much of Middle Earth (the bits that matter, anyway). And yeah, apparently we've heard O'Doherty pronounced incorrectly on British TV too many times. Soz! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/...
Ep 232: The Cincinnati Soda Wangers
January 25, 2023 15:07 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBSudan Archives' last album ends with a gorgeous track about her roots in Cincinnati. Meanwhile, Cleveland has the shitty theme song from The Drew Carrey Show. You do the math. We also talk about Quaker Steak and Lube, as well as Al Dente the singing-not-singing pasta timer. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https...
Ep 231: Three Taps for Crosswords
January 18, 2023 05:57 - 1 hour - 87 MBOne tap for sex. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Our favorite cuts: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4 https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9 Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook....
Ep 230: The Most Populous Cesspit
January 11, 2023 14:33 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBI have no idea how to describe today's disasterthon, but it does have very big dinos. Every other part of it will, frankly, haunt me. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to ...
Ep 229: The OG OG Spot
January 04, 2023 14:29 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBIn today's show, Jess comes for the hetero, and I attempt the impossible reviews topic. Or as Cormac McCarthy would say in his seminal coming-of-something novel Suttree: "Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons." If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook F...
Ep 228: A Casino of Sin
December 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBFears: conquered. Sin: vanquished. Olive Garden: every single weeknight. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I...
EP 227: Keep Lead in Your Brain
December 21, 2022 16:05 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBIn today's show, we bare our souls for Christmas. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy W...
Ep 226: Will I Be Okay?
December 14, 2022 14:08 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBToday's show is brought to you by apologies. Apologies! Let someone else do the hard part. It also features reviews for Oprah's favorite things and prank kits.
Ep 225: Ol’ Weaselchops
December 07, 2022 14:33 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBIn today's show, I introduce everyone to my best friend Canthony, we drink lots of CBD, and Jess eats a tum. We also read reviews for Folgers K-cups and robot dogs. It's honestly a pretty good one? We've got apologies in the next episode. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fe...
Ep 224: Curse of the Slow-Moving Slut
November 30, 2022 14:48 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBToday's hyphenated title brought to you by autocorrect. Autocorrect! It'll really do ya dirty. Also, Jess revisits fan-favorite segment I Went to Grad School, and it nearly kills me. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.co...
Ep 223: That (Tantric) Sickness Energy
November 23, 2022 14:50 - 59 minutes - 82.6 MBIn today's preview of the next Lorde LP, one host comes down with a cold so bad that, while editing the episode, that host felt vicariously ill all over again. We also look at the IMDB Parent's Guide for Planet Earth. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebo...
Ep 222: Peas and Heme
November 16, 2022 05:11 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBSo quick fact check: Impossible uses heme, and Beyond uses peas. Thus, peas and heme have never truly met in America's many meat departments. But they have met in our hearts. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyo...
Ep 221: I Thought You Said Corn
November 09, 2022 05:43 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBIn today's episode, we kick off Beach Week with a bodacious bang, Jess visits the island of misfit attractions, and we learn that it's NOT jaywalking if you steal first. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-...
Ep 220: 10 Years of Plant-Based Experience
November 02, 2022 05:16 - 58 minutes - 81.5 MBIn today's frantic Halloween episode, we learn the shocking truth behind shellac, and we celebrate Muse's extensive catalogue of Ford Truck Month music. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304...
Ep 219: The Cinnamon Gum is Lurking
October 26, 2022 13:59 - 1 hour - 85 MBYo! (Shut the fuck up!) YO! (Shut the fuck *up*!) This one is about our two favorite beefy bastards: kangaroos and Paul Hollywood. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the...
Ep 218: Speaking in Profamity
October 19, 2022 05:12 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBIn this episode, Jess and I finally bring (basically) the same topic. It happened gang. A solid hour (and some change) of family restaurant reviews. The only worse thing I can imagine is owning a Tesla. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: ht...
Ep 217: My Dermis Hates This Episode
October 12, 2022 13:26 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBIn today's episode, someone forgets their wedding anniversary, a cheese chalet shames Wisconsin, and a scalp tickler ruins my life. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to th...
Ep 216: Milkcraft and Moozardry
October 05, 2022 13:04 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBToday's XXL episode features talking cows, putting with a baseball bat, and Ye Olde Keg You Piss In. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our netw...
Ep 215: The Crease Between (your chin and your neck)
September 28, 2022 04:45 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIn today's 15/100th centennial, we hear from a new sponsor, click my body in new and zesty ways, and read reviews for jade face rollers. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen ...
Ep 214: Welcome to My Mine
September 21, 2022 12:57 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBIn today's show we reintroduce even more new segments, things get dark, and we fumble in that darkness. But not before a whispering coalminer rocks our bods from our noggins to our johnsons. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.face...
Ep 213: Piss on It: The Book
September 14, 2022 04:56 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBIn today's show, we look at reviews for a national park AND a medieval reenactment village outside Seattle. Same stakes, different day. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen t...
Ep 212: Fishing for Smiles
September 07, 2022 04:57 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBIn today's show, we visit our rich uncle Toronto and his corgi, Eugene. And yes that's a euphemism. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our ne...
Ep 211: You Cannot Throw Up
August 31, 2022 04:52 - 1 hour - 85 MBIn today's show, two individuals attempt to be coherent. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: [email protected] Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really h...