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Good Side Of Bad News 4/8/24

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog.  She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one.  I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Grantville, PA Pottstown, PA Bufflao, NY Ithaca, NY Albany, NY Dallas, TX Wesley Chapel, FL Tampa, FL Milwaukee, WI Phoenix, AZ

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/1/24

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed.  Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.

Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Awful Yelp Reviews 3/18/24

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.

Random Rants 3/11/24

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.

Awful Baby Names 3/4/24

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA,  Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.

Jim Gets Cancelled! 2/26/24

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/19/24

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.

Never Happened Stories 2/12/24

A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

Awful Yelp Reviews 2/5/24

A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way.  For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL.   Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonu...

Good Side of Bad News 1/29/24

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50  

Awful Vanity Plates 1/21/24

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 

Awful Facebook Games 1/15/24

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/8/24

 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.

Awful Baby Names 1/1/24

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Never Happened Stories 12/25/23

More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/18/23

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Never Happened Stories 12/11/23

The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH...

Awful Vanity Plates 12/4/23

Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Awful T Shirts 11/27/23

Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags.  This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/florentine50 and use code florentine50

Good Side of Bad News 11/20/23

Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/13/23

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 

Awful Yelp Reviews 11/6/23

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's.  One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star.  She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby.  Thie woman might be the worst human being ever.  check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.

Random Rants 10/30/23

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.

Random Stuff 10/23/23

Awful Dating Sites 10/16/23

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.

Random Rants 10/9/23

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story.  Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, Ca, San Diego and more.

Random Rants 10/2/23

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.

Awful Vanity Plates 9/25/23

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 9/18/23

Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh. Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.hellofresh.com/50FLORENTIME & using code 50FLORENTINE   More dumb insprational quotes that people google, copy and paste and post them on their social media. For example "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous." Makes zero sense just like the rest I go over. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Ge...

Awful T-Shirts 9/11/23

Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego and more.  Today's podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the podcast & download t...

NFL preview of upcoming season 9/4/23

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com

Never Happened Stories 8/28/23

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention.  Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.      

Awful Yelp Reviews 8/21/23

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way.  Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.

Random Rants 8/14/23

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas.  Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Farfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/7/23

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las vegas and more.  Go to jimflorentine.com.

Random Rants 7/31/23

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Good Side of Bad News 7/24/23

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies.  Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more.  All info at jimflorentine.com.

Awful Sports Cliches 7/17/23

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.

Awful Dating Sites 7/10/23

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles.  Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Awful 80's Songs 7/3/23

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast.  Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more.  Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.

Awful Yelp Reviews 6/26/23

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way.  One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them.  Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account.  Join Jim's Patreon for  3 extra Podcasts a month for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jim's website for tour dates at Jimflorenti...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/19/23

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com  6/22 Flintstone, MD 6/23 Lakewood, OH 6/24 Sugarloaf, NY 7/15 Columbus, OH 7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL  

Awful T Shirts 6/12/23

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities:  Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.

Awful Vanity Plates 6/4/23

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Never Happened Stories and Good Side Of Bad News 5/29/23

2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities: Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY.  All info at Jimflorentine.com.

Awful Yelp Reviews 5/22/23

A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rants about the dumb Facebook games people play.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming up in the following cities:  Cleveland, Sugerloaf, NY, Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Freehold, NJ, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Awful Slang Words 5/15/23

Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Get your Everybody Is Awful Tshirt at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC, June 24 Lakewood, OH, July 15 Columbus, OH.

Never Happened Stories 5/8/23

More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: May 11-13 Fort Myers, FL May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC June 2 Stamford, CT June 3 Suffolk, Long Island, NY June 10 Springfield, NJ June 16 Freehold, NJ June 22 Flintstone, MD June 23 Lakewood, OH July 15 Columbus, OH All dates at Jimflorentine.com