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Essex League Cricketer

40 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

If you have a dependency on alcohol, struggle with the short ball, and just generally battle your way through life, you are in the right place.

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Episodes

How Did We Lose That

August 18, 2021 09:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Browney Nuts Merlyn

July 28, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

We're back! This week we discuss the following:- Browney takes on Merlyn- Which cricketers make the Love Island cast- Did anyone actually pull off Gazza's bleached lid- The Hundreds Tetris scoreboard- The Essex League Cricketer travels to Nottingham for the first TestEnjoy!

All Things Cricket, with Peter Siddle

May 25, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

This week we are delighted to welcome Australia and Essex legend, Pete Siddle. We discuss the following:- The Ashes - Matt Prior wanting a straightener in the car park- Sharing a dressing room with Ponting- Sledging - The bleached lid- Pat Cummins eyesEnjoy!

Bancroft - Under The Bus

May 19, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MB

Away Days

April 29, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MB

This week we discuss the following:- The art of walking- Alternative rule changes- The best away days around the country- Darren Stevens blowing pads off at 45- Getting slapped around by a bloke wearing a TN capEnjoy!

Spear Tackle The Scorer

March 31, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MB

On this weeks episode of The Essex League Cricketer we discuss the following: Browney's jug avoidance  Our thoughts on trademark celebrations  Big sendoffs  Punch-ups on the field Spear tackling the scorer during a rain delay Enjoy!

All Things Cricket, with Sam Cook

March 17, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

This week we are delighted to welcome Essex opening bowler, Sam Cook. Playing club cricket at the windiest ground in the world  How to celebrate a win properly Essential tea items Browney hugs Trescothick Alternative toss ideas How to spot a village cricketer Enjoy!

Rocking Up In Your Whites

March 11, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

On this weeks podcast we discuss the following:- Having to remortgage in order to buy new cricket gear- Piers Morgan telling you how good he was at the bar- Indian fans and their marker pens- Overseas players- How to move clubs and obtain good bloke status   Enjoy!

The Arm Ball, with Nick Browne

February 25, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MB

This week we are delighted to be joined again by the great man, Nick Browne. - Batting with a Walkman - England or The IPL- A good spray from the members  - Browney’s Monster Munch deal- Knowing when to call it a dayEnjoy!

Channel 4’s Back!

February 05, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

This week we discuss the following:• Zak Crawleys isolation wrist injury • Andrew Tye’s wide• Channel 4’s welcomed return• The greatest series of all time • Fighting the short ball fearEnjoy!

One Call Away, with Nick Browne

January 27, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

This week we are delighted to welcome Essex legend, Nick Browne on the show.- Tymal Mills bowling 18 yarders in the nets - Life as an underused mystery spinner - Darren Steven’s in April- Sam Cook's puppet show- Club cricket in Australia - The art of buying the opposition a jugEnjoy!

The Gabbatoir

January 20, 2021 21:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MB

This week we discuss the following:- The Gabbatoir looking like a dolls house - Elite shithousery towards Lyon- The death of the floppy hat for England - How to avoid cover and sight screen duties- Looking towards the sheds when you play a naughty shotEnjoy! 

Test Cricket’s Back

January 14, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Happy New Year!This week we discuss the following:- Australia’s relapse - Dan Lawrence’s England debut - The worst batting performance we’ve ever seen- Paul Collingwood’s pipes - Retro sticks - How not to play the reverse sweepEnjoy!

The Big Bash, with Daniel Lawrence

November 17, 2020 22:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MB

This week we are delighted to welcome, Essex and England all-rounder, Daniel Lawrence. - Life in the England bubble - The Bob Willis Trophy - A debut for Brisbane Heat- What to do when you nick off early - How to get selected with limited  cricketing abilityEnjoy!

The Off-Season

October 29, 2020 22:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

On this weeks episode we discuss the following:- Marlon’s meltdown on Instagram- The IPL veteran’s who need to give up- Our cricket pet hates on and off the pitch- Test ton celebrations - Morgan tells youngsters to work on their forearms Please send in your questions and reviews. Stay safe ELC

Cricket - Rare Breeds

September 01, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

This week we discuss the following:- Bowling in bins and a floppy- Naseem Shah’s moisturiser - Australian’s trying hard to be different - Alpha fielding positions - Is it acceptable to wear a vest/singletEnjoy

Gabriel’s Masseuse

July 21, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

On this weeks podcast we discuss: Phil’s early start in the bar Jofra’s Xbox controller  Joe Root’s lid Ben Stokes being good at cricket  The ultimate BYO tea Shannon’s masseuse  Enjoy!

Cricket’s Back!

July 13, 2020 20:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

After a painfully long off-season, we finally have some cricket to sink our teeth into. This week we discuss:- Using Dettol on the ball - Soap dodgers in their element- Turning up in whites  - Deliveroo for tea- Tino Best and Jofra Archer’s spat- Cordial ratiosEnjoy!

Batting in a Floppy

July 01, 2020 20:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MB

This week we discuss:- Phil’s abysmal golf swing- What the England boys are doing in their bubble - Raising the bat in a floppy- Lapping during a partnership Enjoy!

The Leg Side, with Daniel Lawrence

June 08, 2020 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

This week we have the pleasure of welcoming England and Essex batsman, Daniel Lawrence. We discuss:- His recent tour down under- A bowling action that shouldn’t be on daytime TV- Bedroom shadow batting in your England kit - Self-proclaimed top 3 best looking blokes in the Essex side Enjoy

Women’s Cricket, with Beth MacGregor

June 01, 2020 10:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

This week we introduce ex England and Essex women’s cricketer, Beth MacGregor. We discuss:- Beth’s experiences of touring at a young age - Her experiences of both women’s and men’s club cricket - Billy skinny dipping in Sri Lanka- Phil launching his putter 400 yards - Donald Trump in the scorebox Enjoy!

Netflix XI, with Matt Quinn

May 03, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

This week we are delighted to welcome Essex quick and promising bat, Matt Quinn.We each picked three Netflix stars from a series, film, or documentary based on their character to make the ultimate club side.  - Pablo Escobar takes charge of the end of season bash- Smithy behind the pegs- Ted Bundy bats 8, doesn’t bowl- Rodney Trotter doesn’t get choice of ends- Joe Exotic on the heavy roller- Carole Baskin on tea dutyStay safe!

Isolation - Ganguly’s Palace

April 27, 2020 21:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MB

This week we have each decided to come up with three players we would like to isolate with and why. Some of the content includes:- Sourav Ganguly’s palace- Working on Hashim Amla’s arm- Sharing a coffee with Adam Zampa- Dinner with Dwayne Leverock- Lance Klusener and Curtly Ambrose share a bunkbed Stay safe!

The Ultimate Club Side

April 20, 2020 07:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

This week we discuss:- Our ultimate club cricket X1 using 10 English professionals and 1 overseas player, showing their value on and off the pitch - Phil discovers Fred Trueman is no longer available for selection- Billy highlights the importance of a good scorer- We also have a question from Jamie Porter which everyone can relate to Enjoy

Covid-20 odd - Isolation

March 28, 2020 17:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

This week we talk about:- Backyard cricket - Four year olds playing the short ball- Shadow batting nude- The importance of saying, “I didn’t get it” after hitting a 120 metre Dorothy  Wash your hands you cheeky fuckers 

Cricket Tea ‘Must-Haves’

March 11, 2020 09:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

This week we discuss:- Overseas players car being scrapped with his housemates cricket kit inside - Ben Foakes being a good looking rooster- Amazons Ashes documentary on Australia and what they would expect to see behind the scenes- Cricket teas must-haves 

Wilder - Blaming Kit

February 26, 2020 20:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

All Things Cricket, with Jamie Porter

February 08, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

New Year - Winter Nets

January 22, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

Christmas Special

December 23, 2019 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MB

ENG vs. NZ - 1st Test Nightmare

November 27, 2019 09:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MB

The Off Season - Club Stories

November 20, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

The Hundred

October 22, 2019 09:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MB

Cricket Season - Over and Out

October 03, 2019 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

Joe Root - Leadership

September 12, 2019 11:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

Superstitions - Jack Leach’s Box

September 02, 2019 17:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MB

Joel Wilson - Cheers

August 26, 2019 08:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

The Hangover - Super Jof

August 23, 2019 15:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MB

Jofra Archer - Two Helmets and a Cherry

August 19, 2019 10:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

The Ashes - Knocking Smith Over

August 13, 2019 15:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB